THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
~Mignon McLaughlin
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The last day of a long weekend. First let me just say...
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
God bless all veterans!
It has been good for many of you. For others, like myself,
who have no job, its just another weekend. You gonna barbeque?
we are not big into that. But we did go to the store and buy a
few bratwurst and Italian sausage and burger and sat out in the
back yard and watched the smoke curl up outta the grill. It was
actually a great day for it yesterday. No bugs!! amazing. And the
weather was just perfect. couldn't ask for better. Turk the dog,
aka Carlos the rat probably got the best deal of everybody. He
mooched handouts from everybody and probably had enough for a belly
ache that will last him a week. Oldest daughter brought her new
bfriend over to "meet the parents". He must be an ok guy..after
all he rides a Honda:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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you are what you eat
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you know you got it
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ROR
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home loans
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Patriot flag
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memorial day(Arlington)Trace Atkins
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For the US Veterans
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Breasts
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Eulogy for a Veteran
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do no sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the Gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
of quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.
~Author Unknown~
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#1: "Last Sunday I found a wallet packed with money down by the church."
#2: "Did you give it back?"
#1: "Not yet. I'm still trying to decide if it's a temptation from
the devil or the answer to a prayer."
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A guy was having trouble satisfying his wife, so he went to his
buddy at work for advice. "Listen," said the inept guy,
"I know you always satisfy your women. How do you do it?"
"Oh, That's no problem," said his friend. "What I do is stick
it in them real slow, and then pull it out from them real fast.
Keep doing that and they come every time."
The guy went home that night and tried his friend's technique out.
He stuck it in real slow, and then extracted it real quickly,
just like his buddy said. After a while he asked his wife,
"Honey, do you notice anything different about the way I'm doing it?"
"Yeah," she said, "you're screwing just like your buddy at work."
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A young stud undergoing his first testosterone attack picks up a young
lady and after a while drives to a secluded place a mile from the nearest
phone. After some preliminaries he says, "Put out or walk."
The gal says, "Well, put that way, I'll walk." She gets out of the car and
walks back to town. The next evening the same young stud picks up the same
pretty young gal and ends up with the same proposition only this time three
miles from town. Same question. She says, "I'll walk." And she does.
The following evening same scenario except the young man drives five miles
from town and it is raining. She doesn't even hesitate. She removes her
clothing, his clothing, and proceeds to give him the wildest night of sex
he could wish for. Later he asks her why she refused him the last two nights
when obviously she was not new to the sex game. She answered, "I kind of like
you. I was willing to walk one mile. I was willing to walk three miles. But
I'll be damned if I'll walk five miles in the rain to keep you from catching gonorrhea."
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The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman,
complete with tool chest, on the front porch. "Madam," he announced,
"I'm the piano tuner."
The lady exclaimed, "Why, I didn't send for a piano tuner."
The man replied, "I know you didn't, but your neighbors did."
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BUFFALO Bill
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Aint Gunna Make it
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Air Check
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PAPA Thorn
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FREE BEER
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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