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But it was pretty good actually. One of the better movies I've seen recently. It was sortof a little romance, action, western, and everything else all rolled in to one. Had Nichole Kidman and Hugh Jackman in it and it was a 2 and a half hour movie, so you definitely got your money's worth out of it. I didn't even fall asleep one time. Saw the whole thing. Got home and since we hadn't really made lunch yet, we opted to do the dinner thing right away. We got out some fries and popped em in the oven and then we made up some sliders that were absolutely awesome. Yep it was a good day. Doesn't take a whole lot to please an olde pharte like me. :) But seriously guys, take your sweetie to see "Australia". She will like it and so will you. I was chuckling the other day over a newsreport that said the national unemployment average had passed 7%. Michigan passed that point a couple years ago. Right now we in this state are at 10% and fast approaching 11%, the highest rate of unemployment in years. If you are asking me to believe that Obama's stimulus package is going to "fix things" (oh I'm sorry, the correct word is "Change" things), I'm sorry I just can't seem to swallow that one. After appointing Granholm as one of his major economic advisors, I wonder how much change he represents. Gov. Granholm has been governor of Michigan for the last 8 years. If you ask me, she certainly has not done much of anything to make things better in this state, and this is who Obama chooses as an advisor for the nation? The Bush administration was the first time anybody ever gave my money back. And while I was grateful for the stimulus check, I fail to see that the stimulus package of the Bush era did much more than ultimately raise my taxes. Which is ultimately the result that Obama's 825 billion dollar stimulus will. Now lets see, he is saying, "OK folks we are going to borrow a whole bunch of money for you, andwe are going to give you a little bit of it back," but what he is not saying is, "Don't forget you have to pay it ALL back."  Are you happy to see Bush leave? Is Obama the beginning of something great? Tell us. Then complete the program requirements for a FREE $500 gift card. http://www.thepostm WE DO HOPE YOU ENJOY TODAY'S ISSUE! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS LETS GO TO THE MOVIES INTERESTING STUFF A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer. When the first golfer gets to his ball his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss greets him. "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says the first golfer. "That's funny" replies the second, "you had plenty of time to yell 'SHIT!'" ____________ During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was female juices. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a moustache!" ____________ Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, Little Bo Peep was giving him head, As soon as he came she started to weep, She knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep. ____________ A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!" ___________ BUFFALO Bill My Buddy List http://www.buffalos FUN PAGES from Lorraine TheJugglerjimmy http://www.youtube. HOW ALIENS FISH Myron http://www.youtube. PAPA Thorn Marriage http://tinyurl. Alien encounters http://able2laugh. THAT'S ALL FOLKS have a nice day from: Martin aka the postman |
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