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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

My football season is pretty much over now that San Diego has
been eliminated even though I will probably watch the Super
Bowl. Perhaps the Lions with a new coach and quarterback
will turn things around completely next year, but I am not holding
my breath.

Since I got Noggin which is pre-school for children on cable TV
last summer, Eva and I have been watching a show late at night
called Oobi. It is a puppet type theatre but it uses hands with a
small pair of eyes like the GEICO commercial and has stories
about Oobi and her family and Granpoo who is her grandfather
and they sing songs and Eva is really thrilled with the show. This
morning we were watching Disney together and eating blueberries
and I took two large blueberries and stuck them between my
fingers and said, " Granpoo says hi Oobi." She thought it was the
neatest thing she had ever seen and immediately had a couple of
berries on the back of her hand. I hope you all take every advantage
to play silly games with the children in your lives. It is fun for
the both
of you and they are the easiest audience you will ever encounter.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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Hell Chips
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A good woman died and went to Heaven. When she arrived at the Pearly
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in
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You see, some folks arrive here and find that certain friends or
loved
ones aren't here, and realize they must have gone to Hell. So we
have
an
arrangement with the Adversary whereby our folks can stand at the
railing and look down and find their loved ones."

So they approached the railing, and the woman looked down. She
spotted a
group of people wailing and tearing out their hair while demons
poked
them with pitchforks. "What's the matter with that group?" she
asked.
St. Peter took a look. "Ah," he said. "Those are Southern Baptists
who
went to dances."

Then she noticed another group, screaming while they walked on
red-hot
coals. "What are they being punished for?" she asked the saint. He
looked and replied, "Those are old-style Catholics who ate meat on
Friday."

Another group caught her attention. They were being whipped with
scorpion tails, and screaming. "And their sin?" she asked. St. Peter
looked and said, "Oh, those are Episcopalians who used the wrong
fork."

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Woman Chips
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Q. What Do You Call A Woman That Works Like A Man??
A. A Lazy Bitch.

Q. What Do You Call A Woman Throwing Her Bills In The Fire?
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Q. What Do You Call A Woman Who Can Suck A Golf Ball Through A 20
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A. `Darling', `Sweetheart', `Precious', Whatever It Takes.

Q. What Do You Call A Woman Who Has Lost 95% Of Her Intelligence? A.
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Q. What Do You Call A Woman Who Knows Where Her Husband Is
Every Night?
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Q. What Do You Call A Woman Who Puts Her Diaphragm In Crooked? A.
Mother

Q. What Do You Call A Woman Who Uses To Much Contraceptive Cream? A.
A
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Q. What Do You Call A Woman With A Bit Of DNA On Her Head?
A. Jean.

Q. What Do You Call A Woman With A Wooden Leg?
A. Peg

Q. What Do You Call A Woman With Both Legs The Same Length?
A. Nolene

Q. What Do You Call A Woman With ESP And PMS?
A. A Know-It-All Bitch.

Q. What Do You Call A Woman With One Leg Longer Than The Other? A.
Eileen

Q. What Do You Call A Woman With Two Brain Cells?
A. Pregnant.

Q. What Do You Call A Woman With Two Toilets On Her Head?
A. Lulu.

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Bubbles Chips
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For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to
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out peoples' favourite pastimes.

The teacher required that he sample at least 100 people, so he
started
out his project visiting a fairly large apartment building near the
university.

He knocked on the first door and a man answered. "Sir, what is your
name ?" asked the student. "John," replied the man. "Sir, I'm doing
a
school study and would like to know what is your favourite pastime
?"
"Watching bubbles in the bath," Came the reply.

He liked the esoteric answer and continued down the hall, until he
came
to the next door, when he asked again. "Sir, what is your name ?"
"Jeff," said the second man. "Sir, Would you please tell me your
favourite pastime ?" "Watching bubbles in the bath," was the answer.

Quite amused and confused he went on to ask a good number of people
in
the building and all of them had the same pastime "watching bubbles
in
the bath."

He left the building and walked across the street where there were
several row houses to continue the survey. At the first house, he
knocks and an attractive college girl opens the door. Our surveyor
starts again - "What is your name?"

"Bubbles!"

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Short Chips
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The doctor tells his patient: "Dianne, I have some
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Dianne asks for the good news first.
"Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you
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A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a
substitute
for women."
"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck
of
the bottle."

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Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a
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charge a
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"Well
then, here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement!"

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Random Chips
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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they
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NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away
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I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet...
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Don't ever take a fence down until you know why
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The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're
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Odd that when a house burns down, the only things
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Only in America do we shop at places with limited
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We"re going to have a terrorist attack, but we don't
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I went to see Pavarotti once and I'll tell you this
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How dangerous could a fax be, if the pen is mightier
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My husband has suggested a candlelight dinner at
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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining,
the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and
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There are two types of roads in our country. One
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The president has said that inflation has been arrested.
He should check . . . I think it's out on bail.

The next time you pay your property taxes, remember
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You know times are tough when the school system is
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Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is
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People with true character show it when nobody else
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What will today's younger generation tell their children
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Gas now costs more than milk!

As a child, I was the kind my mother wouldn't let me
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People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public.

No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store.

My country invaded Iraq, and all I got was this expensive
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Hermits have no peer pressure

Never trust a story that has been told more
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It could be worse: there could be 35 teachers
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A promise is a debt.

It is not the lofty sails but the unseen wind that
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A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

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Excess Chips
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From "Brain Droppings" by George Carlin:

PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE PHASED OUT

- Guy's who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday."

- People over 40 who can't put on reading glasses without making
self-conscious remarks about their advancing age.

- Guys who wink when they're kidding.

- Men who propose on the giant TV screen at a sports stadium.

- Guys in their fifties who flash me the peace sign and really mean
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- People with a small patch of natural white hair who think it makes
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- Guys with creases in their jeans.

- People who move their lips when I'm talking.

- Guys who want to shake my hand even though we just saw each other
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- A celebrity couple who adopt a Third-World baby and call it Rain
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- Guys who wear suits all day and think an earring makes them cool
at night.

- Old people who tell me what the weather used to be where they used
to live.

- Men who have one long uninterrupted eyebrow.

- Guys who wink and give the peace sign simultaneously.

- People who say, "Knock, Knock," when entering a room and "Beep
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- People who have memorized a lot of TV-show theme songs and are
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- Women who think it's cute to have first names consisting solely of
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- People who give their house or car a name.

- People who give their genitals a name.

- Guys who can juggle, but only a little bit.

- Actors who drive race cars.

- Men who wear loafers without socks. Especially if they have
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- Athletes and coaches who give more than a hundred percent.

- Guys who still smell like soap even in the late afternoon.

- Guys who wear their wristwatches on the inside of their wrists.

- Any man who wears a suit and a tie to a ball game.

- Guys who flash me the thumbs up sign. Especially if they're
winking and making the peace sign with their other hand.

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Parting Chips
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Bonus Chip
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Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his wedding night,so he
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Just do it like the dogs do."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1500

Adjusting To Middle Age

Sandi: Here Rudy I want you to wear this scarf when you go outside
it is
chilly.

Rudy: I am not a senile old dog woman.

Sandi: Did you take your medicine this morning?

Rudy: Why do you ask me these questions?

Sandi: Did you?

Rudy: Well I was going to take them later.

Sandi: Take them now so you will not hurt. You need your thyroid
pill
and your pain pill.

Rudy: Grumble....

Katie: Do you want your bifocals today Rudy?

Rudy: I do not need bifocals Miss Katherine.

Katie: Yet.

Rudy: By the way Katie, is that a white hair amoung your red hair
on your
back?

Katie: Of course not, I am too young.

Sandi: Hmm, looks like a white one, or a grey one to me.

Katie: Oh no... I must see my hair stylist... zoom!

The herd in Guthrie.

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