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GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
Ok, these are the facts my friend...

The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment:
Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.
Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.
Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex ...
Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading emails...
- You hang in there sunshine! 

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

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Q. Do you know why no woman will ever be truly satisfied?
A. Because no man will ever have a Chocolate Penis that ejaculates
   Money!
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Three old guys from the twilight home were given, as a treat, a day
at the beach.  And it turned out to be a nudist beach. They were watching the
various young women agog.  When the prettiest of them all walked by, one of
the men said, "I'd like to give her a hug." "I'd like to give her a kiss,"
said the second man. And the third old man said, "What was that other
thing we used to do?"
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it
reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and
gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los
Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we
should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit
back and relax....... ... OH MY GOD!"
Deadly silence..... ......
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you
earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant
brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in
my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should
see the back of mine!"
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A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head.
He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum. The bar-
tender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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A Hard Blow to His Case
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Suzie meets up with Sandi as she's picking up her car from the
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Suzie asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness" Sandi replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah I was, but he didn't. I was SO relieved when he told me all
I needed was blinker fluid."
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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the
week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside
their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began
praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and
said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied,
"No, but Grandma is!"
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 Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a
little wistful.  'In ten years,' Isaid,  'you'll want to be with your friends
and you won't go walking,biking, and swimming with me like you do now.' 
Carolyn shrugged. 'Inten years you'll be  too old to do all those things anyway.'
 
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman



 

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