THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so." for tomorrow.  Obama Commemorative Coin - Change Has Come to America Layered in genuine 24k gold, this Franklin Mint exclusive coin is one of a kind. An incredible work of art protected inside a crystal clear acrylic capsule. Each coin includes a certificate of authenticity signed by Jay W. Johnson, 36th Director of the U.S. Mint. http://www.thepostm  EZ Combs - Stretchable Double Combs Create dozens of dazzling hairstyles instantly with your very own set of EZ Combs. What are they? EZ Combs are what they say they are -- EZ. * Simply slide in one end of the EZ Comb. * Stretch the EZ Comb around your hair. * Slide in the other side, and there you have it. A Perfect Hairstyle in 3 EZ steps. http://www.thepostm  It's time to get a FREE GPS Navigation now! You only need to fill out a yes/no short survey to claim FREE GPS Navigation. Join now and we will mail you with free shipping and handling service and also free upgrade to same day shipping via FedEx. ACT NOW to enjoy this special offer! Hurry up. Limited Quantities! http://www.thepostm  It is the most successful program in the history of the U.S. Mint. And today it is nearly impossible to collect all the coins comprising this landmark series. Until now! Here is your opportunity to own all 50 coins in the historic U.S. State Quarters Collection—one individually designed coin for each state. And these coins are even more desirable because each is guaranteed to be in Brilliant Uncirculated condition, richly layered in Pure .999 Fine Gold and encased in a crystal-clear acrylic capsule. A custom-designed showcase, suitable for wall or tabletop display, is yours at no additional charge. Read Full Description http://www.thepostm GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! If you are living in Honolulu you are enjoying a balmy 70 degrees. However, If you live in the upper north central parts of the US and Canada this morning. you are facing absolute frigid weather. And in West Michigan, temps today will reach a high of no more than 8 degrees. The wind chill factor is approaching 20 below. Temps like that make it almost impossible to breath for me. My son was outside trying to light a ciggy and the air was so heavy and frigid his lighter would not work. He had to come inside to get it going. Most of the region is being held in the grips of a bitter nasty Alberta clipper system. Fortunately for us, we have only had an inch or so of snow. Thus' that makes it a bit easier. If you are out and about today, be careful. Take a little extra precaution. I put a sleeping bag in the "war department's" car when I started it up for her to go to work this morning.Poor Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat, does not like this stuff and he shivers all the time. When I took him out this morning, he seemed to think he was finished before I thought he was. So, when I didn't head for the back door when he thought I should have, He decided to sit down in the snow. Apparently, it took him a little bit to understand that the same numbing coldness on his feet would also greet his butt. He looked up at me with a startled expression on his face, moved over about 2 feet, and then decided to sit down again. He discovered that it was just as cold on his butt there as it was in the other spot. Finally, after a minute or two he decided on a new tactic, which was a large amount of pitiful whines and sad facial expressions. These were all designed to make me think it was time to go back in. It worked and now the mutt is safely curled up on his bed in a nice warm blanket, oblivious to the cold. The homeless shelters are full to overflowing with those seeking shelter from the chills outside. It causes great strain on resources at a time when many shelters are already strapped because of the economy. Take a minute and make a little extra donation to the charity of your choice. A phone call could make a major difference. If you are using a space heater, don't leave it running unattended. House fires are dangerous right now. Check on that elderly neighbor next door. Make sure they are ok. If you are not so lucky as Turk the dog this morning, and need to go out, please, be careful, safe, and warm. We do hope you enjoy today's issue Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS Spider man at the drivethrough http://www.thepostm thank goodness! http://www.thepostm funny business http://www.thepostm balls in the pocket http://www.thepostm Kenny and his father http://www.thepostm David and Goliath http://www.thepostm what not to do during a robbery http://www.thepostm when the office network is down http://www.thepostm INTERESTING STUFF a sexy girl and wii http://thepostmansc 11 manliest cocktails in the world http://thepostmansc flygirl-game http://thepostmansc POWER POINT DISPLAYS moments of reason http://www.thepostm the beauty of night http://www.thepostm 100 great military pictures http://www.thepostm  Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. They went out for a walk and saw a magic golden frog. The rabbit and bear said, "Goodie, three wishes!" The frog then said, "No, six wishes since there are two of you." They got even more excited. The bear went first. "I wish that all the bears in this forest are females, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted. Then it was the rabbit's turn. "I wish for a racing bike helmet." POOF! His wish was granted. The bear hesitated, then said, "I wish all the bears in the neighboring forests were females, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted. The rabbit already knew what he wanted, "I wish for a motorcycle!" POOF! His wish was granted. The frog broke in and said, "Now hurry up, I must be on my way! And, may I add, choose carefully your last wish!!" The bear said, "Alright, I know my last wish. I wish all the bears in the world were female, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted. The rabbit thought for a while, put on his helmet, and got on his motorcycle. With a smirk on his face he said, "I wish the bear were gay." ____________ She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. 'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I do. ''Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No. I rather like it. ''Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.' The woman was mystified.. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?' 'Of course, ' the doctor replied. 'Where Do you think politicians come from.' ____________ Mac the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three-month voyage. Unfortunately he'd lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship, so when he eventually found a lady of the night all he could offer her was 50 cents and a pair of sneakers. She refused with disdain. He wandered around in search of a more accommodating girl, but was refused time and time again. Eventually he found a more sympathetic lady who told him that although she could not possibly accept his offer herself, he could always try Mabel down the road. But she warned him not to expect too much as Mabel was very unresponsive and would probably just lie there passively. He found Mable and as times were hard she reluctantly agreed to accept the 50 cents and the pair of sneakers for her services, but told him not to expect any kind of response from her. Mac began the amorous act and after a few minutes was please to find an arm coming around his back. This was followed shortly after by a leg curling around his rear. Mac, who had always fancied himself a bit of a Romeo, gasped, "I knew you wouldn't be able to resist my charms." "Don't worry about me, love," answered Mabel, "I'm just trying on the sneakers." ____________ Doug went to a psychiatrist and said, "Doc, I'm really worried about my wife. Yesterday she posed for a nude picture. "The psychiatrist said, "Well I wouldn't worry about that. It's probably just an expression of her interest in art. What was the nude picture for?" Doug said, "Her driver's license." ____________ One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother." ____________ One from Texas, one from Kansas and one from Oklahoma went into a bar bragging about who was the baddest of the three.The Texan said watch this and yelled at the barmaid "Hey, barmaid. Bring me a pitcher of beer and get your arse over here".When the barmaid got there the Texan guzzled down the whole pitcher, laid his hand on the table, whipped out his forty-five and shot off one of his fingers.She was startled. The cowboy from Kansas yelled out, "Hey, bring me a beer with a shot of tequila and get your ass over here with it". Upon the barmaid getting there he drank the beer and tequila down, laid his hand on the table, whipped out his forty-five and shot off two fingers. The barmaid was terrified at this, especially after just witnessing the Texan. The Oklahoma cowboy spoke out and told the barmaid "Honey, bring me a whole bottle of tequila and hurry". Upon her arrival, he drank the entire bottle of tequila, unzipped his pants and slams his penis on the table. The barmaid screamed "You aren't going to shoot that off are you?" "Hell no, I want you to kiss it. It will go off by itself". BUFFALO Bill Banned Commercial http://www.buffalos Condom Commercial http://www.buffalos PAPA Thorn Obedience school http://able2laugh. THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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