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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I know that I am not alone when I say this but this blast of Arctic
air has me longing for someplace much closer to the Equator.
It may only be 20 below but with a 35 mph wind along with it,
the wall of my bedroom next to my bed feels like a freezer. I
have been feeling so many aches and pains and I hate to see
what the gas bill for the month will look like because we have
been keeping the house in the lower 70's. The apartment
building was scheduled to get new siding, furnaces, and storms
last summer but it was hard to get contractors to bid on it. I am
tempted to blow every bit of snow in the neighborhood in between
my house and the neighbor's for insulation.

I was listening to Coast to Coast last night and the discussion
was on fluoride in water. This is far from a new thing as I remember
arguments against it 40 years ago, in fact the old movie Doctor
Strangelove had a General destroy the earth because he blamed the
Commies for poisoning us with fluoride. It brought back memories of
going into the Junior High every couple of years for Fluoride
treatments.
They gave you a dental examination, complained that you weren't
brushing often enough and then took tubes of cotton the size of your
finger and stuffed them between your lips and gums so that your
saliva
couldn't wash the fluoride away before it dried. You had to set
there with dry mouth for 15 minutes and the fluoride was nasty.
There was talk even back
then that the fluoride hardened some people's teeth so much they
became brittle and when they added it to water and toothpaste
it was blamed for more ills than Aspartame but I still keep using
both,
because I trust our government.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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What did the leper say to the hooker after she gave him a blow job?
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Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them
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Old Rabbi Wolfson was begging his board of directors to buy a new
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of all, a chandelier, ...
we ain't got nobody who could even spell it. Second, we ain't got
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SOLDIER'S LETTER
A SOLDIER RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND, BUT HE COULDN'T
SHOW
IT TO HIS FRIENDS, BECAUSE SHE SIGNED IT "MOTHER," AND THIS IS WHAT
SHE
WROTE:

M- IS FOR THE MANY TIMES WE DID IT.

O- IS FOR THE OTHER TIMES WE TRIED.

T- IS FOR THE TERRIFIC TIMES WE HAVE.

H- IS FOR THE HOTEL WE WENT TO.

E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY WE WENT.

R- IS FOR THE RHYTHM WE HAD.

THAT SPELLS "MOTHER" -- WHAT I'M GOING TO BE IN 9 MONTHS.
HE WROTE BACK AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID:

F- IS FOR THE FUCKED UP LETTER YOU SENT ME.

A- IS FOR THE ASS YOU ARE.

T- IS FOR THE TROUBLE YOUR IN.

H- IS FOR THE HOE YOU REALLY ARE.

E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY YOU GAVE IT UP.

R- IS FOR THE ROMANCE WE NEVER HAD.

AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M THE FATHER
THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THE BABY:

B- IS FOR THE BABY WITHOUT A FATHER.

A- IS FOR THE ABORTION YOU BETTER GET.

B- IS FOR THE BASTARD HE OR SHE WILL BE.

Y- IS FOR THE "YES" WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "NO."

SHE REALIZED THAT SHE FORGOT A FEW THINGS IN THE FIRST LETTER SO SHE
WROTE THE DICKLESS WONDER BACK AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID:
B- IS FOR THE BEEF YOU HAD WITH ME.
E- IS FOR THE EATING YOU DID.

S- IS FOR THE GOOD PUSSY YOU SUCKED.

T- IS FOR THE TIMES I GOT YOU HARD.

F- IS FOR THE FUNNY MADE DICK YOU HAVE.

R- IS THE RASH ON YOUR ASS.

I- IS FOR THE INTERCOURSE THAT WAS BORING.

E- IS FOR THE ENERGY FOR YOU TO CUM.

N- IS FOR THE NASTY ASS DOG YOU ARE.

D- IS FOR THE DAD YOUR GOING TO BE.

AND THAT SPELLS "BESTFRIEND" -- WHO I WAS FUCKIN' WHILE YOU WERE
AWAY.

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Mommy, Mommy!, can I lick the bowl?
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Mommy, Mommy!, how far is America?
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
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Mommy, Mommy!, Daddy's going out!
Shut up son and pour some more petrol on him.

Mommy, Mommy!, why do other kids tell me I have a big head? Don't
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara falls! Shut up and get
back
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Mommy, Mommy!, I don't want to go to England! Shut up son and keep
swimming.

Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big! Shut up son and
get
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Mommy, Mommy! What's a delinquent child? Shut up son and light your
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids? Shut up son and
deal.

Mommy, Mommy!, I don't want to go to China! Shut up son and keep
digging.

Mommy, Mommy!, why is Daddy running so fast? Shut up son and reload.

Mommy, Mommy!, can I wear a bra now? I'm 14! Shut up Stanley.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? Not until I find a better
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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
Shut
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A man and his wife were sitting in a bar. Gary
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looking at his wife, and that he wipe those
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Two old women were sitting on a bench talking.
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The second old woman replied, "He makes me feel like an exercise
bike."

"How's that?"

"He climbs on and starts pumping away, but we never get anywhere."

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"I know, I know," says Don, "But what am I gonna do tonight?"

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"We don't need a menu here," said the proprietor, "We can serve
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you ask for."

"What? Anything?" asked the client.

"Yes, anything at all." was the reply.

"In that case, I would like some camel's tail soup."

"Very well, sir, but it will take a little while, and you will have
to
wait a while for it."

"That's OK," said the client. He sat waiting for an hour or so, then
a
waiter brought a tureen of fragrant soup. He ate the lot, and was
thoroughly delighted. He called for the proprietor. "I really
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that," he said, "But surely it was not really camel's tail soup."

"It certainly was" exclaimed the proprietor. "Tell you what, come
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The client was led to the back of the restaurant, where a Porsche
was
parked, and was motioned into it. They drove about a hundred miles
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"A lady taxi-driver!" the second echoed. "Whatever gave you that
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The Judges' scores read:
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The Judges' scores read:
Britain 0.0 Russia 0.0 United States 0.0 Ireland 6.0

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"You've gotta remember, it's damn slippy out there"

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TITAN Peeler - The World's Best Peeler!

The Titan Peeler is the world's best peeler. Made of long lasting,
dishwasher safe Stainless steel it has no equal. Long lasting blades
help cut vegetables quickly and easily and slice both hard and soft
cheese perfectly, every time. Each Peeler has dual action motion to
cut the peeling time in-half. Don't waste anymore time! Order
yours today!

What you get
*Handle and cutting/peeling blade.
*Julienne Blade for perfect julienne slices of your favorite
vegetables every time.
*Slicing Board that turns the Titan Peeler into the perfect slicer.
*Garnishing Book with tips and tricks on preparing fruits and
vegetables.

http://buffaloschips.com/peeler

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