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Puplight allows you to see what's in your path plus drivers will see you approaching before it's too late. Don't take chances when you walk at night - get Puplight today! http://www.thepostm GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS! We have just a couple of prank stories to share this morning: Lawrence says One night just for some fun, the guys decided to remove the street sign, post and all from the corner and replant it in a neighbors yard. We got my dads post hole digger and made a hole in the guys front yard then proceeded to wiggle and loosen the post from the ground. Using 2 step ladders the pole was pulled from the ground, carted over to the waiting hole and deposited. The next day, waiting for the bus we seen the city arrive and remove the street sign and put it back with more concrete added. Now who could resist such a challenge. :-) p, that night we removed the street sign again and planted it back in the same hole we used before. Next day, the city was back putting the street sign back where it belonged. But this time they covered the pole with axle grease. NOW, the gauntlet of challenge was slapped in our face. That night we notice the patrol cars coming by to check on the street sign. We timed the cars and when they weren't around we would work emptying the hole to be ready for deposit. Then with step ladders at the ready we struck. Lifting the pole out of the ground and carrying it with our belts as slings, remember the axle grease, we hauled it back too the hole, tilted it up and slid it into the hole, filled in the hole in and faded into the night. A few minutes later a cop car comes by and see's the sign missing, goes down the street and there it is sticking out of the ground. He called it in of course. Next day, the city was out because of the grease,with a cherry picker to remove the street sign and put it back where it was suppose to be. This time they tied a hand written note on the pole that said, "you win." We had and never bothered the sign again. Aly says: I've got one that happened to my brother and his friends when we were growing up. They were a bunch of friends who called themselves the "Spider Gang". They were throwing water balloons from up in the trees in our front yard at passing cars, on a not too busy neighborhood street. One bad-tempered redneck 20ish man that they hit, stopped and started chasing them, in the car and on foot. He finally caught one of them, but it wasn't the one who threw the balloon, and we were soooo scared, thinking he was going to kill poor Stuart over it. The guy had a right to be mad, driving a caddie with the windows down, (and my bro was a good shot) but threatening to kill a 11-12 yr old is going too far. They were wrong, but not too the point of the death sentence, and that guy was pissed to no end (and soaking wet, LOL)!My best friend and I had been watching the whole thing from inside the house and called the police, after locking the doors. That's how scared we were!It's funny now, but was pretty darn scary at the time... Aly brings up a good point. If you are going to pull a prank, there are a couple things you want to remember. First, keep in mind, make sure that the prank you are pulling is not going to blow up in your face. If its destructive to some person, or their property, its not going to seem funny to them. The other thing is, even if it is not damagaing to persons or property, the person who is the brunt of your practical joke may or may not consider it funny. So be careful, if you pull a joke on somebody, it could back fire. Just something to keep in mind. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS your last ride http://www.thepostm Grandma don't remember http://www.thepostm dating service http://www.thepostm LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Who is Scott Obrien? http://www.thepostm lil red riding hood http://www.thepostm candid camera at the beach http://www.thepostm guy in the wheel chair http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS top five men of the year http://www.thepostm coal mines of the United States http://www.thepostm INTERESTING STUFF slow cooker beef http://www.thepostm 55 potent beers http://www.thepostm five most green cars http://www.thepostm Earth observed: the big picture http://www.thepostm Nigerian 419 scam http://www.thepostm worst best man http://www.thepostm cook once a month http://www.thepostm Europe and Italy http://www.thepostm mazeworks http://www.thepostm ____________ A researcher is doing a study on the sexual habits of trailer park denizens in Alabama. He finds one family with 12 kids, and decides to ask the mother some questions. "Ma'am," he asks, "Don't take this the wrong way, but do you know anything about contraceptives? "What the hell're yu a talkin' bout?" is her dumbfounded reply. "Okay, well, for instance... what do you and your husband use when you're having sex? Do you use condoms? A diaphragm? IUD?" "Nah," she replies. "We get along fine just a usin' my ol'man's dick!" ____________ A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses. "Feathers show number of sexual partners" the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave, he continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. "Him"? pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three feathers!" The reporter looked at the Chief''s headdre ss. "But you have so many feathers!" The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall." Horrified the female reporter said "You ought to be hung!" The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!" The Chief replied "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!" The reporter cried "Oh dear!" "No deer" said the Chief "Ass too high, run too fast!" ____________ Little Johnny's mother decided to tell him all about making babies, so she had "the talk" with him. Afterwards Little Johnny just sat there silently for awhile. "Do you understand?" his mother asked. "Yes," replied Little Johnny. "Do you have any questions?" asked his Mother. "Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?" asked Little Johnny. "In exactly the same way as with babies," answered his Mom. "Wow!" Little Johnny exclaimed. "My Daddy will fuck ANYTHING!" ____________ A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!!" "Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!!" The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in. That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was sleeping. The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and said, "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!" ____________ During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him. "I was just asking her a question," the boy said. "If you have a question, ask me," the teacher tersely replied. "Okay," he answered, "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?" ____________ A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, 'I have a flat tire.' The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?' The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither.' BUFFALO Bill Magician Act Followed By Explanation http://www.buffalos Malcom-Jue-Bebe http://www.buffalos PAPA Thorn Alien holocaust http://able2laff. Things happen... http://able2laugh. FUN PAGES from Lorraine X-Gunner http://tinyurl. Snowy Puzzle Islands http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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