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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Life in Boot Camp began at Camp Barry, the older WWII style barracks.

My trip to Camp Barry started at AFEES Detroit about 1500.
I was there on a Monday because on Tuesday I was supposed to report
for an induction physical. My birthday was 39 in the lottery and they
were pulling 1-50 in my county. I had tried the Coast Guard and Army
recruiters first and the Coast Guard wanted me to lose 20 pounds
first but the Army had some great offers. With 4 years of JROTC and
two years of college they were more than
willing to offer me a job as a helicopter pilot. Once I considered
the life expectancy of helicopter pilots, I decided to go talk to the
Navy recruiter instead and he offered me E-3 and OP specialty which
had three Seabee ratings in it. Of course when we got to
classification they were only hiring BT's and Nuclear Machinist Mates
that day and I didn't have the desire at the time to go for a six
year hitch.

But anyhow back to Camp Barry, we landed at O'Hare at about 2000 and
by the time the bus finally got there and hauled us to Great Lakes it
was about 0100 and we were told to make ourselves
comfortable because no one would be there till morning. They also
pointed out an amnesty barrel in the corner and read off a list of
illegal and contraband items that we should discard. It included
alcohol, drugs, guns, knives, pornography, etc. I spent my first
night in the Navy sitting in a chair napping.

First thing in the morning we did our paperwork, got our billet
numbers got haircuts, chowed down several times, and towards the
evening they issued us our uniforms and after changing and packing
our
civvies into a box to go home we were introduced to our barracks.
Generally the stay there was short with classification, testing,
shots, swim test, etc. but being as we hit there just before Memorial
Day
weekend we spent over a week there. The old wooden style barracks
were what I expected having watched the old films, the bunks were
comfortable, the food was as good as the MSU stuff I had been eating
for the past two years, and I was used to the hazing so I was really
comfortable.

I had a new found bad habit that I had started on the way to Great
Lakes in that I had bought my first pack of cigarettes. I wasted a
lot of work time over the next 24 years taking smoke breaks or
telling someone I would start something as soon as I finished a
smoke and the Navy used it as a punishment / reward thing. Camp
Barry's buildings were a fire waiting for a place to happen though
and the only time you were allowed to smoke was in the center of
one of the bays around a bucket of sand with a fire watch present. It
was commented that if a fire started it would consume a building in
three minutes.

Around Memorial Day one of the barracks caught fire upstairs and
burnt down over half of the building. Rumor had it that some of the
recruits in our company had been smoking pot in the second deck
of one of the unused buildings and had set some mattresses on fire
to test the theory. Never found out whether that was true but three
guys were pulled from our company about the same time. But anyhow
rather than standing a barracks watch I had a couple of days of
standing fire watch in the burnt out buildings which was fine by me
because others were stuck in the scullery during that time washing
pots and pans.

Enjoy the chips ... buffalo

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Sandi: Not really.

Katie: They just had an election and voted for the president.

Sandi: It is more complex than that. Think about it. There is a
president
of Pizza Hut, a president of McDonalds, A president of KFC and a
president
of Walmart and a president of the USA and on and on.

Rudy leaning back...: Wow! I never thought about that...it makes my
head
hurt.

Katie: Which president is the most important?

Sandi: It depends. The presidents of the companies if they do bad,
can
make the president of the USA look worse.

Rudy: That doesn't make sense.

Sandi: It happens though.

Katie: I saw father's paper once and he was President of some Junior
Chamber of Commerce.

Sandi: See, Daddy is a member of the Presidential Branch. He was
also
an umpire so he was a member of the Judicial branch.

Rudy: Is that legal?

Sandi: Daddy can do anything because he is daddy.

Katie: What is the other branch Sandi?

Sandi: Yawn... after my nap.

To be continued...
The herd in Guthrie

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