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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I went through boot camp at Great Lake in 1972 and along with our
uniforms we received a ditty bag that contained along with toiletries
a laundry brush, a piece of line that rendered about 25 clothes ties
to attach your uniforms to the clotheslines in good weather, a soap
dish with lid, and a book of chits worth either 30 dollars or 60
dollars which was an advance on the paycheck you would receive when
you departed boot camp. We stopped at the exchange and purchased soap
and bleach which was all combined together and stored in the
laundry room. Each laundry room served two companies and was
located between the two barracks on each floor. We were the State
Flags company and our sister company was the RTC Band. We had no
special skills other than being the one company every 13 weeks
that has to carry the flags for about ten graduations and whatever
parades that happened in Chicago or Milwaukee. Directly below us on
the second floor was two companies of Academy-prep people going
through boot camp and they considered themselves the elite group in
the building.

The laundry room consisted of long sinks of terrazzo or some rough
material accessible from both sides and a drying room with steam
coils that was used during the winter. You also had a 14 qt. bucket
that you filled hot soapy water to soak your clothes in before laying
them out on the sink and scrubbing them with the scrub brush. Along
about our 7th week , 7-4 day if I remember correctly, both companies
were in doing their laundry so we could head for the TV lounges and
have a smoke as we studied for the weeks test. RDC Baker our company
commander had departed several hours before and we were pretty
much unsupervised. Someone got the idea it would be fun to soak
someone down with a bucket of water- amongst the officer wannabees
below us. The guy the soaked grabbed a bucket of water and ran up the
stairs and soaked down several people in our laundry room. Those
people filled up their buckets and ran back down and threw it in an
arc
soaking down about ten people who grabbed buckets of water and ran
back up the stairs.

These people may have all become admirals eventually but what they
didn't anticipate was 30 people waiting at the top of the stairs with
buckets of hot water and they were hit by a tidal wave which washed
them back down to their own floor. Unfortunately the water didn't
stop
there, it continued down to the first floor which opened up to the
buildings quarterdeck and the people on watch there became concerned
about water getting all over their waxed and buffed deck and sent the
messenger up to investigate. By this time anybody who came up the
stairs was treated as an enemy and no one noticed the man was not a
recruit and soaked him too. The next group that came up included a
CPO and they announced themselves before they came up. We were
herded into our barracks and stood dripping in front of our bunks
while they located our Company Commander at the Chief's Club. He was
very upset when he got there and after lecturing us for several hours
and threatening to send us back to our 1-1 day to go through it all
over again, we commenced field day on the barracks, laundry room,
stairwell, and quarterdeck which took us till long after taps.

I have always wondered why they didn't throw us all in the brig or
some other suitable form of military instruction for what we pulled
like happy hours till retirement, but nothing was ever said after
that. I don't know if it was laxness at the end of the Vietnam War,
or they thought it was all right for us to blow off a little steam as
no one got hurt, or maybe they were just too embarrassed to admit
that we got out of control on their
watch. It could be that the whole incident never left the building.

Brabant BT-1

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Short Chips
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Everyone farts, admit it or not. Kings fart, queens fart.

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Short Chips
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Turkey Chips
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Classmate Chips
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
THINKING,

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ONE.

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MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
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APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH
BORE HIS

FULL NAME.

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THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

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GREY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED:

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Toon Chips
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There was a young man from Florida
Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her,
When they got into bed
He cried, God strike me dead!
This ain't a puss - its a corridor!"

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There was a young athlete named Grimmon
Who developed a new way of swimmin':
By a marvelous trick
He would scull with his prick,
Which attracted loud cheers from the women.

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His dick is most surely a dilly,
A grand and marvelous Willie.
His gal loves to give head,
But most often instead,
He ends by just screwing her silly.

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Parting Chips
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Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She
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Bonus Chip
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Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from
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journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion
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Peggy

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1502

Sandi Explains..

Rudy: Sandi explain to us why the American people vote for President
then later a group of people, the Electoral College actually vote for
the President.

Katie: Yes, I never understood that myself.

Sandi: Ah, it is quite simple actually. In a small part of our
country lies
an Institution, a place of higher learning, a college if you will.
The
brightest of our countrymen attend it, it is the Electoral College.

Rudy: Wow! What do they teach there?

Sandi: They teach things like how to run a government, how to be fair
and just. How to be a judge and important things like that.

Katie: Boy, you are smart Sandi.

Sandi: So they get together every four years and have a keg party
and vote
for the next President. Of course they look at the popular vote and
let that
influence them but they vote for who they think would be the best
qualified.

Katie: Sandi I am amazed at your knowledge.

Sandi: They next day after their hangover is gone they count their
ballots
and see who won. A little known fact is that in 1936, they got so
drunk
they elected Elmer Fudd to be president. But they realized they
could not
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chose
FDR.

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Sandi: Of course they do. They play under different names so as not
to draw attention to themselves. They always win the National
Championship
because they are so good. This year they called themselves Florida,
last
year they called themselves a different name.

Katie: Gosh you are smart. Where is this college located? We need
to
go visit it.

Sandi: It is classified, top secret, somewhere around Area 51 I
believe.

Sandi walks into the house as Rudy and Katie stare at the sky......

The herd in Guthrie

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