THE POSTMAN'S CORNER  The Sony(R) DVP-FX820 is the hottest portable DVD player on the market and it's yours for FREE! Simply choose the color that best suits your style and you'll be watching all your favorite movies, videos and more on the go! Learn how to get your FREE Sony(R) portable DVD player below! http://www.thepostm  Loose weight and keep it off with a 6 Month NutriSystem( a $1,500 value, yours FREE! GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! I know now what it is like to be a jailed convict, I think. Certainly, I feel as if I am under house arrest. Since my bout with pneumonia last summer, I am particularly suseptible to cold temps. With these frigid single digits. I dare not go outside. I stand at the picture window with Turk the dog, looking out on the frosty landscape. But there is a thing called "cabin fever" and I am quite sure that I have it. I do not remember the last time I was outside. Unfortunately, when I looked at the weather it said there would likely be not much change in temperature before Saturday. So it is unlikely that things will change anytime soon. It makes me glad that I have The Postman's Corner to work on during the day. I like to think it does a great deal to help me keep my sanity. The War department, on the other hand, thinks it is what has caused me my "insanity" hehe This weather is not doing the economy any favors, either. Home heating costs are soaring. I hate to see my heat bill next month. And with families struggling right now, facing foreclosures, the last thing they need is a huge heat bill. What a lot of families have been doing is taking advantage of the free offers that let you buy gas, groceries and other basic necessities. There are a number of those offers on the website you can check out. In the meantime here are just a couple to get you going...  The economy is in crisis and everyone is saving where they can! 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Cordially Martin aka the postman ____________ lets make a deal http://www.thepostm you're right http://www.thepostm teens and seniors http://www.thepostm Susanne? where did she go? http://www.thepostm the good, the bad.... http://www.thepostm of course I love you http://www.thepostm Morty realizes he made a dumb decision http://www.thepostm LETS GO TO THE MOVIE hispanic shooting range http://www.thepostm break dancing http://www.thepostm Charley the cat http://www.thepostm we shall remain http://www.thepostm A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. "That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?" ____________ A husband and wife are approaching their 76th birthdays, and for the most part, they feel fine. A few weeks ago they had just gotten into bed when he noticed his wife taking an extra amount of time smoothing out her nightgown, then pulling up the covers and smoothing them out, and then finally going to work smoothing out her pillow. After watching all this activity for a while, he finally asked, "What are you doing?" "Well," she replied, "I don't like to sleep on wrinkles." "Ha!" he replied. "At our age, how can you avoid it?" ____________ One day three young boys were playing, and talking about their home life with their parents. One little boy said, "It's about time I be getting home, because if I'm late for supper, my Paw will get mad and whip up on me. He's a real mean Paw." The second little boy said, "Your Paw ain't mean, I got the meanest Paw in the world." The first little boy said, "How come you say that?" The second little boy said, "Every time I go home, he slaps me if I say something, and if I don't say something he slaps me. Man I just don't know what to do anymore." The third little boy said, "Not me, I got the best Paw in the world. He plays with me, and do things with me. He's a real good Paw." The first two boys looked at him kind of funny and said, "Do he teach you how to do things too?" The third boy said, "He sho' do, he's teaching me how to swim! Every morning he takes me out to the middle of the lake, and let's me swim back to the shore." The first two said, almost in unison, "Ain't it kind of hard to swim from the middle of the lake back to the shore?" "Naw, man, that's the easy part, the hard part is getting out of that sack!" ____________ A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him. ____________ Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad, Son." consoled the Father. "What was the word?" "Posse." "Well, no wonder you couldn't spell it, lunkhead. You can't even pronounce it correctly." ____________ Mr. Flack was called in for an audit, and a surly Internal Revenue officer confronted him. "It says here that you're a bachelor - yet you have claimed a dependent son. Surely this must be a mistake." Mr. Hands looked him straight in the eye and said, "Yep, it surely was." ____________ BUFFALO Bill No Place Like Home http://www.buffalos ============ Procrastination http://able2laugh. Safe sex http://able2laugh. ____________ THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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