Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
An Invitation From Tommy Vassar, Sr.
Fellow Legionnaires and Auxiliary:
On February 7, 2009, Post 208 alongside VFW Post 9854 will be
hosting a Memorial Service for the Four Chaplains to be held at the
VFW Post Home, Highway 109, Vinton, LA.
The National American Legion Chaplain and other National Officers
will be invited. There is no charge for this Service.
Please pass this information along to other members of your Posts,
Units, and Squadrons.
Thank you.
buffalo says On Feb. 22, 1943 on its way to Greenland with 902
aboard.
the troop transport Dorchester was torpedoed by a German Submarine.
The ship sank in less than 20 minutes and the four Chaplains
assigned
aboard moved through the frightened and dying consoling them and
giving them strength to continue. When the order was given to
Abandon
Ship there was not enough life jackets to go around and the
Chaplains gave theirs to four of the soldiers near them and died as
the ship sunk. Their
selfless act of valor is remembered in many places and there is a
memorial
and even stamps issued in remembrance but they were denied the
Congressional Medal Of Honor because it was claimed it did not
happen
under fire. I would consider having your ship blown out from under
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1501
Facing the Future
Rudy: Pops?
BJ: Yes, Rudy.
Rudy: Can we visit for a bit?
BJ: Yes, what is on your mind?
Rudy: Well this getting old bit is new to me and I want to ask you
a few
questions.
BJ: Ask away.
Rudy: Do you hurt?
BJ: Every day.
Rudy: Ack! How do you deal with it?
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Rudy: I would guess you to be a young adult. Because you play with
us
and have fun.
BJ: Yes, we all grow older, but we do not have to grow old if that
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like it
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Rudy: I never thought about that before Pops. Pretty heavy stuff.
Do I
need to write that down.
BJ: No, you keep it in your heart.
Rudy: Okay, like Katie does, she is always young at heart.
BJ: Right!
Rudy: I feel better already.
BJ: Then go play... play my Rudy, go play.
Rudy: A-Rooo!!!!!
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