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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
 


Always remember you're unique-
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GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
whew. I am late today. Been a difficult day. The breathing
ain't coming so easy for some reason. I hope that the links
run well, as it's been sorta challenging to get this issue
done. THEpublishers asked me to introduce all of you to this
online game. Its just a simple download, and it doesn't cost
you anything, and I'll get a little credit to keep the page going
for a while. If one or two of you would be good enough to try it,
I'd appreciate it. Plus, once you do the download, there's some
other neat games to try also. Hope you enjoy it.
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

resolutions
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the
subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My
husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained.
"He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts.
He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."
_______________
 
On a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon, Morris stood on the first tee at
his country club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman
in a wedding gown came running up to him, crying.
"You bastard!" she screamed in his face. "You lousy no-good rotten
damn stinking bastard!" "What's your problem Sherry ?" he calmly
replied. "I distinctly
told you only if it rained."
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New Year Predictions
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An analyst was listening to a voluptuous beauty with a problem of her
own. "It's liquor, doctor," she sobbed.  "I'm really a very nice girl, but just
as soon as I've had a drink or two, I become uncontrollably passionate
and I want to make love to whomever I happen to be with." "I see,"
the analyst said thoughtfully.  "Well, suppose I just mix us up a couple of
cocktails here and then you and I can sit down, nice and relaxed, and
discuss this compulsive neurosis of yours."
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Three guys are fishing together one spring morning, when Fred
gets up to get a beer,
loses his balance, and falls out of the boat.
Ed says, "What should we do?"
Bill says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for
a while and he might need some help."
So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says,
"Help me get Fred back in the boat."
They wrestle Fred back into the boat.
Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing."
Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth."
Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't
remember Fred having such bad breath."
Bill says, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a
snowmobile suit, either."

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Black Boyfriend
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Oscar
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman







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