THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Animals have these advantages over man:
they never hear the clock strike, they die
without any idea of death, they have no
theologians to instruct them, their last
moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and
unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost
them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits
over their wills.
Voltaire
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The public school system here in our fair
city here in West Michigan is taking a lot of heat
and criticism for not closing during this last blizzard.
About every other school did, except for the city
schools. But a lot of parents kept their kids
home anyways, as attendance was only 71%. In order
to count for state funding, 75% of the students
need to be present, otherwise the school does not
get credit for that day. There was a time when sending
kids to school in snow was a question of safety.
Would every one get there and get home ok? These
days, unfortunately, the decision to cancel or hold
class seems not to be motivated by the concept of
"can we teach the kids safely today?".
It is true, in the city itself the roads usually are
more safe than outlying areas and the suburbs. But
I wonder if our school administrators are more driven
by agenda than the goal of educating our children.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
Amazing picture of an Ice Breaker at work up in
Slt St. Marie, Michigan
Damned tough, we Michiganders
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THE COMICS
Fred had balls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e001.html
I hate when
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e002.html
will work for food
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e003.html
again
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e004.html
down side
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e005.html
you won't be satisfied
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e006.html
Bart was in denial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e007.html
an exhausting day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e008.html
star bucks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8633.html
Coca cola holiday lights
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8634.html
Silent night-Celtic woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8635.html
prank on kids
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8636.html
12 gays of christmas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8637.html
merry Christmas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8639.html
singin in the rain
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8638.html
When he received a journal as a birthday gift, a
twelve-year- old boy was mystified. "Mom," he asked,
"What am I supposed to do with this? The pages are blank."
"You write down interesting stuff that happens to you,"
she said. "Oh," he said, a look of enlightenment crossing
his face, "It's like a blog on paper!"
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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says
"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,
class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable
word?" Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, me, me!"The
teacher says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multi-
syllable word?" Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate." The teacher
smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful!"
Johnny says, "No, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm
talking about a wank."
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Having shot a moose two Newfies began dragging it by
the tail to their pick-up. On the way they were stopped
by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses boys,"
he said. When he saw that everything was in order he
asked if he could give them some advice. "Sure!" the
hunters agreed. "Well boys, I think that you would find
it a lot easier to drag that moose by the horns and not
the tail." "Aye, O.K. and thanks," said the lads. After
about five minutes one said to the other, "Boy, dragging
by the horns is sure a lot easier, eh?" "Aye, you're
right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we
are getting further away from the truck?
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The convent had been presented with a new car, a red
Mini Metro, the pride of its breed. Sister Lucy, the
only qualified driver, became the chauffer. Every
Saturday she would drive the Reverend Mother into town
for the shopping. All went well until a holiday weekend
when the town was so packed with people and cars that it
became evident that there was no earthly place to park.
"Don't worry, Reverend Mother," said Sister Lucy. "You go
into the supermarket and I'll drive around the block until
you come out." Off sped the car, and the Reverend Mother
bustled around the store shopping quickly, then rushing
back to the curbside. There she stood for five minutes,
ten, twenty. No sign of Sister Lucy. Where could she be?
Eventually the Reverend Mother approached a patrolling
policeman. "Excuse me, Officer," she said. "Have you
seen a nun in a red mini?" "No," replied the officer,
"but these days nothing would surprise me!"
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A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front
of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man,
who was still intoxicated, and thundered, "It is the
sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a
place of execution and there hanged by the neck until DEAD."
The drunk promptly fainted. The court bailiff commenced
to reviving the man, and looked up at the judge, at which
time the judge shrugged and responded, "I've always wanted
to do that."
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BIFFALO Bill
Making Up
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sjks.htm
Mama's Boobs
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aka.htm
Milk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajkak.htm
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SYDESJOKE LIST
Enjoy The Ride
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000518.html
Enlarging Cubicle
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000519.html
Eric Oshea - TV Commercials
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000520.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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