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name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
We do have a few good holidays to celebrate or
recognize this month like Veteran's Day, Marine
Corps Birthday, and of course Thanksgiving but
if you are looking for something to fill the spaces
in between here's a few: Don't forget we have an
extra hour of bar time on the morning of the 6th.
Bizarre Holidays in November
November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is Gunpowder Day
November 6 is saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is Dunce Day
November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is Air Day
November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is Button Day
November 17 is Take A Hike Day
November 18 is Occult Day
November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is Absurdity Day
November 21 is World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is National Cashew Day
November 24 is Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is National Parfait Day
November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is Square Dance Day
November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
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Halloween Chips
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Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: So that they can get a good grip on the broom.
Q: What do you get when you take the circumference of your
jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: What are a vampire's favourite snacks?
A: Adam's apples and nectarines.
Q: What is a zombie's favourite dessert?
A: Ladyfingers.
Q: Why do ghosts write in Latin?
A: It's a dead language.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts.
Q: What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A: A Boo-ick.
Q: What do ghosts enjoy for lunch?
A: Boologna sandwiches, peanutbooter cookies & a salad with boocheese
dressing.
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound!
Q: Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
A: In a red bloodcell!
Q: What does Frankenstein serve for dessert?
A: I Scream.
Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
A: Decomposing.
Q: What is Dracula's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving!
Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold?
A: Coffin Drops!
Q: Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A: They would only let him be BAT boy!
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends...
Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What did the little monster have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones.
Tom R.
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Toon Chips For Those Who Can't Wait
Complaints
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All 4 One
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Mouse Pad
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Bill's Bypass
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Short Chips
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Why do people say 'Grow a pair of balls?' Balls are highly sensitive and
weak.
If you want to get tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take real
abuse!"
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The Bride smiled sweetly at the Maid of Honor when they both
overheard the Groom say to the Best Man, "Look, I'm positive she's
a virgin. In fact, if you care to bet, I'll give you 20 to 1 odds."
When they were alone though, the Bride shouted, "How could you do
such a thing? We're only just married & already you're throwing
money away."
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A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked
sitting by the park feeding the pigeons.
One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh
bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little,
pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat
there without being noticed by anyone in the rich
suburban neighborhood.
Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on her
parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away
good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food
anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa.
She replied in crazed anger and without hesitation,
"I know, but, I can't throw that far!"
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The boss called one of his employees into his office and screamed at
him,
"You're fired!"
Looking puzzled, the employee said, "But, why sir? I work eight hours
and
sleep eight hours, just like everyone else."
"Unfortunately, " the boss bellowed, "in your case, it's the same eight
hours!"
Tom R.
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Cool Chips
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You know you've lost your "cool" status when...
- You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
- The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
- You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
- Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find that sexy.
- You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing
beer and joining them.
- You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to
work the next day.
- Grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.
- Jogging is something you do to your memory.
- "Rocking all night" means dozing off in your rocking chair.
- Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
- All the cars behind you turn on their headlights.
- You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your
son's new running shoes.
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Short Chips
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I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet, which had a "Tested to
British Safety Standards" sign on it.
Underneath someone had scrawled: "So was the Titanic."
This guy goes to a whorehouse and says to the Madam, "I want to get
screwed."
The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door.
The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it, and says, "I really want
to get screwed, bad!"
A very sexy voice replies "Just slide $20 under the door."
So the man slides the $20 under the door and waits...
Nothing Happens! He knocks on the door again, and yells out "I want
to get screwed!"
The sexy voice behind the door answers, "Again?"
The blonde co-ed danced excitedly into her room clapping and
chanting, "I won! I won! That guy is so stupid!"
Her room mate asked "What on Earth are you going on about?"
"Well," the blonde explained, "I just met this really stupid guy who
bet me a dollar that if I touched my toes he could screw me without
my feeling a thing, and I won!"
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Little Johnny Chips
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Little Johnny had a first date lined up with a woman he had been
after for quite a while. When she finally consented to go out with
him, he wanted to plan the most romantic evening he could.
He picked her up at her apartment, and then drove out to the beach.
Little Johnny had prepared very carefully for this date and brought
out a blanket for them to sit upon the sand and a bottle of the
finest wine. The moonlight was shining down on them and Little
Johnny poured his date some wine. He handed her the glass, looked
lovingly in to her eyes and said, "Now this is what I call romantic.
The waves crashing on the shore, the moonlight in your eyes, a warm
tropical breeze, a bottle of wine.....," he takes a sip of wine and
says, "Oh and by the way...do you Spit or Swallow?
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Wireless Headset
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Women Fights Robber
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Women President
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Women Hitchhikers
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Baby Chips
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There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the
marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not
having a baby right away.
There were two city gals and one farm gal.
The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away
or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had
discussed
this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile.
Well the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth control
she
planned to use. Her answer was, the rhythm method. That will work
said
the counselor if you keep a good record.
He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. I plan on
using birth control pills she said. Again he said, yes that will
work
as long as you don't forget to take them.
He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using.
Her
answer was The pail and saucer method. After a short delay, he again
told her that should also work.
He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a
follow up on how things were going.
They all met again one year later and the two city gals were
pregnant.
Only the farm gal was slim and trim yet.
Well the counselor asked the first gal what method she used and what
went wrong. She replied that she used the rhythm method but somehow
got
her notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby.
He asked the second city gal what method she used and she replied,
the
birth control pill but we were camping one weekend and I didn't have
my
pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby.
He turns to the farm gal and told her that I vaguely remember you
were
going to use the pail and saucer method. Now I must admit that I
don't
have a clue what the pail and saucer method is. Will you explain it
to
me as I see it has worked well for you.
She replied, Well we make love standing up, and since I am quite a
bit
taller than my husband, he stands on a pail turned upside down. Now
as
we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big
as
saucers, I kick the pail out from under him!!
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Toon Chips
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We are Fucked
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Hung
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Chess
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Can You Hear Me Now?
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Limerick Chips
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I once met a beautiful Persian
A shy one who needed coercion
So I gave her a smile
And she thought for a while
Then allowed me to make an insertion.
There was a young spaceman from Venus
Who had a prodigious penis
Cried his girlfriend alas
It just came out my ass
And there's still 15 inches between us.
There once was a girl called Heather
Whose fanny was lined with leather
She attracted the boys
By making a noise
Flapping the edges together!!
<Snagged by>
Ross
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Parting Chips
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A fight broke out between a couple redneck locals and a lone
biker at closing time in the local watering hole. After easily
laying out the drunken hillbillies, the biker heard someone
behind him! So he swung around and landed a devastating kick
to the groin, realizing too late that it was only the barmaid
picking up empty glasses.
When the case went to court, the judge asked, "Are you the
woman alleging she was kicked in the altercation?"
To which, she answered, "I ain't never had no alteration!
These is all my 'riginal parts."
Tom R.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2014
Halloween Continued
BJ: Diana which outfit should I wear this year?
The 75 year old Elvis one, the Alien, the Grim
Reaper? Which one do you like?
Diana: I liked the Grim Reaper where you put
the name tag of IRS on the front.
BJ: I could change the name tag to: I am from
the government and I am here to help.
Diana: A bit long don't you think.
BJ: What is your costume going to be?
Rudy: Yeah Toots, tell us.
Diana: I thought maybe I would be a aged Tinkerbell.
Katie: Kool mother, I could make you some silver wings.
Val: I could do blue hair.
Sandi: I wonder if they have walkers for flying things?
Rudy: Maybe they would be made out of Helium. Yeah
Helium walkers for the aged fairies.
To be continued.
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