[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For 11-29-10

 



Adult Adult

I just slept most of the way through Monday. At first I thought
this was pretty strange but then I remembered that I was on day
three of no Diet Coke. I have been going through the stuff lately
like it was water, sometimes drinking 2 two liters a day and frankly
it wasn't tasting very good anymore. It had been my original intention
to replace it with coffee which I have a stock of but the coffee
pot is over at Buffy's house and I didn't have the ambition to go
get it. I'll keep this short and let you have your jokes as late as they
may be, I had two cups of hot chocolate to ease off the headache
a bit but it just doesn't make you creative like a 16 oz. cup of
gas station coffee.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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A man answered, saying, "Hello."

I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I realized I had called the
wrong number.

I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had accidentally
transposed the last two digits of her phone number.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and
hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my
desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd
call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling
would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar
with the Caller ID program?"

He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some
guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently
waited for..

I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for that spot.

The idiot ignored me.

I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window so, I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his
number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's
parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an asshole."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used
to be.

So, I came up with an idea.

I called Asshole #1.

"Hello."

"You're an asshole!"

(But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen.."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black
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He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying
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I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called Asshole #2.

"Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are...!"

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
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Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th
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Sandi, The Marvelous One

BJ is resting after a long day at work in his recliner.

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something for you.'

Sandi: Dad, look.

BJ: Okay let me see...ack a mouse. Is it dead?

Sandi: Hmm let me check.

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BJ: Let me throw it away.

Sandi: I thought you wanted these gone?

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Sandi: He got rid of most of them. Be right back.

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Sandi: Dad?

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!


"If you obey all the rules
you miss all the fun."
~Katharine Hepburn

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

If a Conservative  doesn't like guns,
he doesn't buy one.
If a Green doesn't like guns, 
he wants all guns outlawed.  

If a Conservative is a vegetarian,
he doesn't eat  meat.
If a Green is a vegetarian, he wants all
meat products banned for everyone.  

If a Conservative is homosexual,
he quietly leads his  life.
If a Green is homosexual,
he demands legislated respect.  

If a Conservative is down-and-out,
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a Green wonders who is going to
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If a Conservative doesn't like a talk
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Greens demand that those they
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If a Conservative is a non-believer,
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A Green non-believer wants any mention
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If a Conservative decides he needs health care,
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or may choose a job that provides it.
A Green demands that the rest of us pay for his.  

If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward
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A Green will delete it because he's "offended".  

Well,  I forwarded it.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
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"I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

A Different Christmas Poem Via Mrs. Spider

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.

The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear..
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.

Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..

To the window that danced with a warm fire's light
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.

No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at ' Pearl on a day in December,"
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ' Nam ',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.

I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue... an American flag.
I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.

I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.."

" So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."

PLEASE, would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many
people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is
due to our
U.S service men and women for our being able to celebrate these
festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what
we owe. Make people
stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed
themselves for us.

LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN
30th Naval Construction Regiment
OIC, Logistics Cell One
Al Taqqadum, Iraq

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS

Enjoy the Chips... buffalo

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The First Thanksgiving in Caldwell

Diana: We have all four tables pulled out with the leaves extended.

I hope we have room for everyone.

BJ: We will. We will sit the head buffalo over there. We will sit Zoey

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Rudy: Will someone get that bottle of Wild Turkey from Ross!

Katie: Yeah we do not want Horace to see the label 'Wild Turkey.'

Sandi: He might think it is a relative.

BJ: Everyone sit.here comes the food.

Tami: No tofu turkey?

Rob: Shhh Tami.

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