welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So postman fans, it probably is not a great day for
smilin' Joe Biden eh? He groped some body inappropriately
and of course, its gonna discredit his president run, right? So after
all this time in the national spotlight, how come it comes just now?
Just seems odd eh? For myself, I suppose I am gonna
have to report that I also have been touched "inappropriately."
See, here is the thing, any time I personally wanna lil piece of a--, I just
reach inside my own pants and grab some. That way it will
not make headlines if somebody reports me. I may wanna
run for president, right? Probably not a good day for Jeff
Bezos either huh? A memo? Never share your nude pics with
ppl, never know who might find em. And the other thing, choose
your gfriends wisely, ask Jeff about that. BTW girls, if any of
u ladies are interested, Jeff is prolley lookin for a new honey
right now. I am sure he is available. If you ask, he might
send you a nudie pic.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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