Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
A few New Year's Greetings from Stan Kegel. Feel free to sprinkle
them around as necessary.
New Years Greetings
From: Bugs Bunny: Hoppy New Year!
From a cosmetic surgeon: Happy New Rear!
From Howard Stern: Happy New Jeer!
From a pregnant wildebeest: Happy Gnu Year!
From a woodsman: Happy Yew Near!
From a medieval historian: Happy New Yore!
From Hugh Hefner: Happy Nude Year!
From Homer the poet: Harpy New Year!
From "Jason" in Friday the 13th: Choppy New Year!
From Hallmark Cards: Sappy New Year!
From a plumber: Crappy New Year!
From another plumber: Crappy Loo Year!
From a search engine sysop: Snappy New Year!
From an aging flower child: Hippie New Year, man!
From Puff Daddy: Rappy New Year!
From a Mongolian: Happy New Yurt!
From a hangman: Happy Noose Year!
From a game-show host: Happy Clue Year!
From a colorist: Happy Ecru Year!
From a dairy farmer: Happy Moo Year!
From a sailor: Happy New Yaw!
From Greg: Happy New Kinnear!
From a mechanic: Happy New Gear!
From a rancher: Happy New Steer!
From a jet pilot: Happy New Lear!
From a cartographer: Mappy New Year!
From a men's clothier: Natty New Year!
From a pagan priest: Happy Voodoo Year!
From another mechanic: Happy Lube Year!
From a job counselor: Happy New Career!
From a leather fetishist: Strappy New Year!
From an incessant talker: Happy Chew Yer Ear!
From Mr. Carey and Ms. Barrymore: Happy Drew Year!
From a defecating hippopotamus: Hippo Doo Year!
To a coppersmith's apprentice, Hap, from his foreman: Hap, peen a
year! From the ex-lax company: sloppy poo year
From my accident-prone adolescent, (trying to save vase): Happy Glue
Year! From the CDC: Happy flu year
From an orthopedist: Brace Yourself for the New Year!
From a one-legged amputee: Hoppy New Year!
From an obese person: Fatty New Year
From a deaf person: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
From a Fortune Teller: Happy New Seer!
From the sex fiend: Happy Lewd Year
From the depressed: Happy Brood Year
From an attorney: Happy Sued Year
From a prostitute: Happy Screwed Year
From a rabbi: Happy Jewed Year!
From a surfer: Happy Dude Year!
From TV Guide: Happy Viewed Year!
From the bar: Happy Stewed Year!
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Relation Chips
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Cues and Clues to bag the male
Never do housework.
No man ever made love to a woman
because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man -
unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You shut the door.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep
with any of them.
If they can put a man on the moon - they should
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Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander - its too
little to be left out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well -
they never mature anyway.
Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the
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The best way to get a man to do something is to
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If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
tell him check books.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually,
"Oh all right, I'll stay the night".
Women sleep with men who, if they were women,
they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that
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If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no,
you're just practicing.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him,
"You may be, you look familiar."
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The Ideal Quarterback.
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The only thing that was missing was a topnotch quarterback to lead
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Then, one night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
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He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then, he threw another at a passing car going ninety miles an hour.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" the coach said to himself. "He has the
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So, he travels to Afghanistan, finds the young man, brings him to
the States, and teaches him the great game of professional football,
the way it is played in the U.S.And, the Detroit Lions win the Super
Bowl on the strength of the young man's abilities. The young Afghan
is hailed as a great hero of football, and when the coach asks him
what he wants, all the man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom" he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You
deserted us You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've
won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among
thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts "At this very moment,
there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of
rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives
last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she
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tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to
Detroit!"
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A five year old boy walked in on his mother taking a
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1. Thou shalt not rent the movie Chocolat.
2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must
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4. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent
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5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
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6. The maximum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's
running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10
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7. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator
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8. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another
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9. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is
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pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
10. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his
permission and he, in return, is required to grant it.
11. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and, more
importantly, the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
12. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem-you didn't see
nothin'.
13. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is
beer.
14. (Gas Warfare Act) you may flatulate in front of a woman only
after you've brought her to climax. But if you trap her head under
the covers (Dutch Oven) for the purpose of flatulent entertainment,
she's officially your girlfriend.
15. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a
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16. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
17. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight,
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his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good
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19. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
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20. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal
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21. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you
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22. Before allowing drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must
attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you
in the eye, and deliver a "FUCKOFF!" You are absolved of your
responsibility.
23. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a
friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're
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Job Chips
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Are you a prostitute or are you a consultant?
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another
client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what
they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
16. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the
client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
17. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return
looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday
PM).
18. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
19. Even though you might get paid the big bucks, it's the client
who walks away smiling.
20. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is
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21. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you
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They will pass out free condoms, you know,
But not sex toys for women, and so
If a dildo's desired,
It can sure be acquired,
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This is the tale of woe of a small boy named Lou
Sitting in a crowded church with his family, who
Turned to his father, Bart,
And whispered, "Dad, I've got to fart!"
Said Bart, "If you do, you must sit in your own pew."
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Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and
disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug
consumption
problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they
reached
the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that
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Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: "Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
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"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
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"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Luke"
Jesus opens the door.
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Jesus opens the door.
What did you bring Judas?"
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Bonus Chip
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Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about
the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an
increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 845
Be-Tween-er
Katie: We got to do something for Dad's birthday and
yet have a New Year's Party.
Rudy: I am still tuckered out from Christmas.
Sandi: Me to. I ate too much ham, chicken. pies, rolls.
Katie: I have dad's cake downstairs, it is 8 feet by 10 feet.
Rudy: Why so large?
Katie: Well in dog years he will be 448 years old so I needed
something large enough to hold 448 candles. I need muffin, Miss
Kitty, Sylvester and you guys to light about 70 candles each before
the first one burns out.
Sandi: What about the smoke detector?
Katie: I will have to take the batteries out of them.
Rudy: The candles could start a fire with the heat from the fire.
Katie: I have a fire extingisher jut in case; a super deluxe model.
Sandi: I will get the fork lift and move the cake into the living
room.
Rudy: Wear your hard hat.
Katie: I have an industrial vat of bubbly to celebrate dad's
birthday also.
Sandi: What year?
Katie: Hmmm December 2008. It cost about six dollars a gallon.
Rudy: Nothing but the best for pops.
I got his present here.... It is a new chewtoy.
Sandi: I got him a new collar.
Katie: I got him one years supply of Alpo.
The herd in Guthrie
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