THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
~ Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Just a few random thots on life today:
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
not really sick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b006.html
don't ask questions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b007.html
spending money
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b008.html
I am worried
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b009.html
lawyer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Amish skiing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/774.html
the fat kid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/775.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Cant eat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd589.html
Dear God
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd590.html
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A man went to the police station wishing to speak
with the burglar who had broken into his house the
night before. "You'll get your chance in court,"
said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man.
"I want to know how he got into the house without
waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"
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A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about
survival in the desert. "What are the three most
important things you should bring with you in case
you get lost in the desert," he asked?
Several hands went up, and many important things were
suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little
boy in the back eagerly raised his hand.
"Yes Bobby, what are the three most important things
you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.
Bobby replied, "A compass, a canteen of water, and a
deck of cards." "Why's that, Bobby?" "Well," answered
Bobby, "the compass is to find the right direction,
the water is to prevent dehydration." "And what about
the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently.
"Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, some
asshole is bound to come up behind you and say,
"Put that red nine on top of that black ten!"
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These two hunters went deer hunting every year without
success. Finally they came up with a great plan. They
got themselves a very authentic doe costume and learned
the mating call of a doe in heat. The plan was to
hide in the costume, lure the buck in, then come out of
the costume and shoot the buck. They set themselves up
on the edge of a clearing in their costume, and began to
give the doe in heat call. Before too long their call was
answered by the biggest buck in the forest. They called
again, and the buck appeared closer to them. They called
again, and this time the buck came crashing out of the
forest and into the clearing. As the buck strutted closer
to the two hunters, the guy in front said, "OK, lets get
out and get him." After a moment, that seemed like eternity,
the guy in the back shouts "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK,
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?" The guy in the front says,
"Well, I'm going to start nibbling on grass,
but you better "brace" yourself!"
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During a flood in a small town, a young girl was perched
on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching
articles float by in the water, they noticed an old hat go past.
Suddenly, the hat turned and came back, then turned around
and went downstream.After it had gone some distance, again it
turned and came back. They watched as it did this a number
of times."Do you see that hat?" said the girl in amazement.
"First it goes downstream, then turns around and comes back,
then it goes back downstream and then it comes back again."
"Oh, it isn't that amazing, it's only my dad," replied the boy.
"This morning my Mum said that come hell or high water,
he had to mow the lawn today."
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Bier
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Bird Crap Detector
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FUN PAGES
Foxes are Wild Dogs
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How to Make a Paper Catamaran
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Gun Silencer Invention
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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