Plants gone potty!: November 2011

Funzines - Clean Cartoons December 1, 2011

Bah humbug…..yes, I am starting early…..complaining is my thing….I am so good at it….LOL

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Funzines - Clean Cartoons November 30, 2011

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Funzines - Clean Cartoons November 29, 2011

Shopping….I hate it….really hate shopping…..but I must.

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Bruce

James

Jack

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Big Holiday Events

* Holiday Deals - Black Friday and Cyber Week

* The Holiday Toy List – Hundreds of this year’s best gifts for Children

* The Christmas Corner: Holiday Decor, Tableware and Entertainment

* Holiday Gift Guide – Gourmet gift baskets, chocolates, cheeses and more for every occasion

Electronics

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* Black Friday Deals Week for GPS, Car Electronics, MP3 Players and Consumer Electronics

* Wireless - All Phones sold with a plan for a penny and $100 Amazon.com Gift Card on Select Phones

Media

* Books Gift Guides – Adults, Kids and Teen

* Movies and TV Best Sellers and Deals

* Holiday Music - Playlists and Classics

* Video Game Best Sellers, New Releases and Deals

Home, Kitchen and Garden

* Home, Kitchen and Garden Gift Guide

* Buyer’s Guides -Espresso Makers, Juicers, Cuisinart Food Processors and Kitchen Aid Mixers

* Holiday Baking Store

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Funzines - Video Fun November 29, 2011

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Funzines - Video Fun November 28, 2011

A few days off, for all of us.

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Thank you to the most recent donors:

Bruce

James

Jack

James

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Below is a summary of the special promotions, gift guides and other events happening right now at Amazon.com.

Big Holiday Events

* Holiday Deals - Black Friday and Cyber Week

* The Holiday Toy List – Hundreds of this year’s best gifts for Children

* The Christmas Corner: Holiday Decor, Tableware and Entertainment

* Holiday Gift Guide – Gourmet gift baskets, chocolates, cheeses and more for every occasion

Electronics

* The New Kindle Fire – Now Shipping!

* Black Friday Deals Week for GPS, Car Electronics, MP3 Players and Consumer Electronics

* Wireless - All Phones sold with a plan for a penny and $100 Amazon.com Gift Card on Select Phones

Media

* Books Gift Guides – Adults, Kids and Teen

* Movies and TV Best Sellers and Deals

* Holiday Music - Playlists and Classics

* Video Game Best Sellers, New Releases and Deals

Home, Kitchen and Garden

* Home, Kitchen and Garden Gift Guide

* Buyer’s Guides -Espresso Makers, Juicers, Cuisinart Food Processors and Kitchen Aid Mixers

* Holiday Baking Store

* Grocery and Gourmet Foods - Including Gift Baskets

Auto and Home Improvement

* Tools – Up to 50% off top name brands and popular items

* Black Friday Automobile Deals

* Lawn and Garden Gift Guide

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Thank you,

Dyan

[PostmansCorner] RePosting today's links for the POSTMAN'S CORNER!

Sorry that the links for today did not work so well. these should do a little better

FROM:
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THE COMICS

condoms
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crash kids
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w017.html

compromise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w018.html

that was great
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w019.html

raise the flag
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w020.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

half time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1388.html

Roommate Confessions: The Hypocrite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1389.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY

winter memories
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

It is hard enough to remember my opinions,
without also remembering my reasons for them!
Friedrich Nietzsche

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I know one thing, I'm headed out to the local greasy spoon
for lunch today! This turkey lefover business is getting to be a bit
troublesome, that is for sure. Don't get me wrong, I like
turkey, like pumpkin pie, too. But after two days worth of it,
There is only so much leftovers you can take, know what I mean?
I'm gonna go over to Mr. Burger and order me a triple meat hamburg,
oozing with grease and layered with chease n bacon. Know what? gonna
enjoy every minute of it too! TRUST ME...S' TRUTH!!
What the heck, if the turkey din kill me, surely the burger will!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

condoms
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crash kids
http://wwww.thepostmanscorner.net/w017.html

compromise
http://wwww.thepostmanscorner.net/w018.html

that was great
http://wwww.thepostmanscorner.net/w019.html

raise the flag
http://wwww.thepostmanscorner.net/w020.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

half time
http://wwww.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1388.html

Roommate Confessions: The Hypocrite
http://wwww.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1389.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY

winter memories
http://wwww.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd772.html

Jon was looking for a little "action."
He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took
her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know that she was darn near a nymphomaniac.
After six times having sex, she was screaming for more.
After the eighth time, Jon told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped into the men's room.
He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped his pants, and felt
a moment of panic when he couldn't find his tool.
After a couple of minutes fishing around, he finally said, "Look, it's okay. She's not here!"
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The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra,
but he doesn't want his wife to know about it. The doc prescribes it for
him, he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the prescription. Home is a
good hour away so the bus driver quickly downs one of the little blue pills.
When he gets home, he doesn't even have to tell his wife with words. That
twinkle in his eye speaks volumes. They tear off each others clothes and are
quickly in bed. He manages to "rise to the occasion" three times. *Three times!*
He expects his wife to be delighted, but instead, she seems rather sad. "What's
wrong, dear?" he asks.
"I think your job is taking over every aspect of your life and it's doing you in," she sighs.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, even our sex life is like the bus service. Nothing for ages, and then three come all at once!"

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Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his
proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his artificial leg
and a bit afraid no one would have him.
In fact, he couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancée' about his leg
when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress,
nor when they picked the time and place.
All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you,"
at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.
The wedding night came and went and the young couple were at
last alone in their hotel room.
"Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his artificial
leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmmm," she said softly, "That IS a surprise. But pass me the
Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

"You can't step twice into the same river."
Heraclitus

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, the big day is over. Everybody went back home.
Fridge is full of leftovers. I did not test my diabetes
tonite. There was no point. I already knew it was probably
sky high. What with all the junk I consumed. And to top it all
off, daughter went to the store and got me a couple cans of regular
pop instead of diet. I suppose with all that caffein yesterday, I will
probably not sleep for another 48 hours. Had 3 different kinds of pie and then
I. well, forget it. No need to confess all my sins. By the looks of all the
stuff spilling out the doors of the fridge, the war department probably will
not cook for at least 3 years. Either that or Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat
will be in heaven for a while yet, eh?

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

appreciation
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Bill says
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buy one for yourself
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lego
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the physics class
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Doritos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1386.html

bending over
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1387.html

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a
bar and asked a guy how to get a date.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.
After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good
thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"
He said, "Why, yes I am!"
So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love,
the guy started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only
been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
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Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual activities.
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her
husband excited at night by getting totally naked and lying in bed,
putting both legs behind her head yoga style.
The second old woman thought that was a great idea, so that night when her
husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked,
and began the process of putting her two legs behind her head.
The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit
arthritic, but she finally got it in place. She had an even
tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she
finally got it behind her head. However she had rocked just a little too hard so
that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air.
It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
"Gladys!" he exclaimed. "For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!
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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch off a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.

BUFFALO BILL

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
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OK
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Oops
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For 11-24-11

Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I have been in bed for over a week now, and on my one trip out
to go to the bathroom my back and knee gave out and if I hadn't
been able to bounce off the couch I would have spent the night
on the floor. I have increased the dosage of allopurinol and
just finished my second can of cherries. Ireally do think they
helped my back but my ankles feel worse and I am stuck in my
bedroom till it changes because even with painkillers it hurts too
much to walk. I am seldom alone though even in my exile. Dini
lays at the head of my bed and Yoda at the foot. Buffy is usually
working at my spare computer about 16 hours a day and Eva comes
in to liven things up and has stopped hitting my sore knee and
ankles or at least till the next time she runs amok.

A very Happy Thanksgiving to all those living in the states today.
It has been a good year for me this year. I have had just enough
money and an over abundance of love from family and friends
to make it till today. A special thanks to my doctor who has kept
me alive in spite of my efforts to destroy myself, I hope that everyone
has someone like him looking out for them.

I was remembering a Thanksgiving probably about six years ago
where Sandy had been up early and got the bird in the oven and I
was out here on the computer working on the lists. It was a huge
turkey and it wouldn't fit in our usual black roaster so I had gotten
one of those disposable aluminum foil ones. I went out to the kitchen
and basted the turkey and slid it back in the oven and sat back down
at the computer.

Pretty soon it started to get a little smoky and I looked out into the
kitchen and smoke was pouring out of the oven. I ran out and shut
the oven off and opened the door and found the foil pan was leaking
juice and it was burning on the floor of the oven. I opened the back
door and the front door to get some air flowing and drained the
liquid from the turkey into the gravy pan and as there was still a lot
of
smoke and little pieces of soot floating in the air, I went into Sandy's
room and opened the window. As I did several of the cats decided to
make a break for the fresh air and dove out of the windows. I put a
box fan in her window and turned it on and since it was only about 35
deg outside sat there and shivered till the smoke was gone and I could
turn the oven back on.

About that time one of the cats who had escaped dove from the
porch rail to the top of the fan in Sandy's window and knocked it
to the floor. I went in and shut the fan off and shut Sandy's window
and then as I was leaving to go close the doors, Sandy sat up in
bed and said, " What was that noise." I wish I could sleep that soundly.

Enjoy your Thanksgiving Dinner and thank you all for a great year.

buffalo

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The Bass Boat

A good ole ALABAMA boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought
it
home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the hell you gonna do
with
that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 75 miles
of
here.

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His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and
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pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a
bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big
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a doing."

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Toon Chips For Those Who Can't Wait

battery love
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deep enough
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topless barber shop
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Knock Knock Chips
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THANKSGIVING KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren't you?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up! I'm starved!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all the food!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Odefte.
Odette who?
Odette's a big turkey!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma real pig when it comes to eating Turkey!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther any more gravy?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron you having more cranberry sauce?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Arthur,
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma dinner's gone. May I have dessert?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda piece of pumpkin pie?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee I don't either!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara, we'll have turkey leftovers!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door?

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Nativity Chips
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Supreme Court rules no Nativity scene in DC

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the
United
States' Capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to
find
Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

A search for a Virgin continues. Most of the congressional aides have
been gone through.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Tom R.

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Thanksgiving Chips
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A History of Thanksgiving

1492 - Christopher Columbus discovers America, unless you
count the native peoples already living there. Columbus doesn't.
Columbus and
crew celebrate by holding a dinner, giving thanks for their safe
arrival.
Embarrassment ensues when every Indian brings maize, and nobody brings
pumpkin
pie.

1620 - Pilgrim men invent sport of football to avoid
helping clean up after Thanksgiving dinner.

1671 - First embarrassing drunken relatives at Thanksgiving dinner, as
Captain
John Smith's parents tell Pocahontas the "hilarious" old "I got lost in
the
maize" joke for the hundredth time.

1701 - At a historic Thanksgiving dinner, Dutch settlers
unveil historic "Indians Give Us All Of Their Land Treaty."
Due to an unfortunate oversight, the Indians are left off
of the invite list, and the treaty is signed without them.

1776 - Excited that his British in-laws finally agreed to
meet him for Thanksgiving dinner, silversmith Paul Revere
rides through Boston announcing the news. Unfortunately,
many colonists misinterpret his cry "the British are
coming!" as a warning, leading to the Revolutionary War.

1812 - At an international Thanksgiving dinner, King George
of England, still hurting from losing the Revolutionary War, challenges
United
States President James Madison to "best 2 out of 3."

1860 - At a Senate Thanksgiving dinner, the seven-year-old
son of Alabama's Senator Richard Applebee insults the
Senators from Massachusetts, New York, and Pennsylvania, sparking the
Civil War.
The tradition of the "children's table" is instituted in 1861.

1903 - Canada steals idea of Thanksgiving holiday, placing
it in October, so they can say it was their idea first.

1928 - To commemorate "our nation's greatest era of
prosperity that will last forever and ever," President
Herbert Hoover dumps ceremonial ten thousand turkeys into
the Potomac River.

1929 - Following the Great Stock Market Crash, thousands of
men go Turkey Diving in the Potomac River.

1957 - Declaring her spicy stuffing "a communist threat to undermine my
health
via heartburn," Senator Joe McCarthy has his wife placed under arrest as
a
Soviet saboteur.

1969 - The world's largest Eat-In event goes sour. Thousands
of hippies start having bad trips when bad "brown gravy"
gets passed around.

1991 - When Dan Quayle takes ill on Thanksgiving; a turkey
is sworn as Vice President for three days. No change is noticed.

1997 - Strong natural tranquilizer tryptophane is discovered
in turkey. A Colombian cartel immediately starts selling
"pure" turkey on the streets for $500 an ounce. Turkey
farmers get involved in drive-by shootings, and the U.S. government
declares a
national fowl emergency.

2002 - America is on a terrorist alert. It is now against the law to
stuff a
turkey since anyone is suspicious of hiding explosives. George W. signs
this law
into Congress, during a patriotic speech he defends this decision
claiming "the
evil doers are just looking for any opportunity to show up at your
dinner
table." This Thanksgiving take a real good look at your relatives...and
report
any suspicious behavior to the CIA, FBI or your local police...who cares
if it's
grandma...it's your duty as an American...

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Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner

1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen,
toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table.
Announce
that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.

2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful
for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to
say anything more.

3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the
VCR when Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last
two minutes of the game. When he comes into the room, turn
off the VCR and turn on the regular TV.

4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions
known to
exist at turkey farms.

5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they
wouldn't
notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for
nothing."

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My family always goes to BUFFALO, Ok for our Thanksgiving dinner, mainly
cause
thats where grandma lives. There's about 50 or so of us crowded around,
some
cooking, some watching football,some playing card, the usual stuff. My
cousin
Billy Bob(his real name) married this witch that we all hated. She was
just
naturally rude, crude and probably tatooed. She was always bitchin about
something. Grandma always made the dressing. As she got older, it
sometimes
didn't look and taste as good as it used to, but we loved her, and we
ate it.
Well, my cousin and his wife came late one Thanksgiving and of course
most of
the dressing was gone, and as usual she started bitchin. About the
dressing, how
it looked, why wasn't there more of it........ After dinner, my cousins
and I,
I'm the oldest and I'm 47 went out to smoke, and of course we all
congregate
around the newest truck. My uncle Jack was holding court telling us
youngsters
the newest sale barn jokes when SHE came out. Still bitchin about the
dressing.
I said you probably wonder why that dressing looked different this year
and why
it was almost all gone when you got here, huh? Thats because its coyote
dressing. No way she said. Yip, and theres the coyote we made it out of.
Her
eyes bugged out, cause we had planned our little smoking session at the
truck
with the dead coyote in the back. Out in Buffalo, you don't mess with
our
grandma. Tweetlegayle

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Limerick Chips
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He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
This bird was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide, he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms
And then he stuffed the turkey!

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Parting Chips
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Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming
wedding."Arch, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything
organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the
rings, the minister, even ma stag night...Archie nods approvingly."I've
even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock."A kilt?" exclaims
Archie, "that's braw, you'll look pure smart in that!"And what's the
tartan?" Archie enquires."Oh," says Jock, "I imagine she'll be in white
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