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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

For about the past week I have received notes from readers
that they were having trouble with all of the links opening to the
same movie. I didn't have a clue what the problem was because
whenever I clicked on the link, the movie being played matched
the title. Finally last night I called Nancy who is in charge of
movies
and who also receives much of the same mail as I do as co-owner
of the lists ( Hint if you want to complain about Sis don't send it
to
the owner address). Nancy said she had figured out the problem
days ago. Nancy has trained her youngest how to build pages and
bribes him into doing so by letting him use her car for dates, etc.
As is to be expected from an 18 year old he sometimes takes
shortcuts and when he was working from the template he was
updating the addresses in the automatic player but not for the
one that said click to download. He has been told to repair the bad
links but that is all connected to his transportation requirements.

Famous Birthdays ... You may add your names to the list if you were
born in Feb

February
1. Lisa Marie Presley, Clark Gable
2. Christie Brinkley, Graham Nash, Farrah Fawcett
3. Fran Tarkenton, Norman Rockwell
4. Charles Lindbergh, Dan Quayle, Lawrence Taylor
5. Hank Aaron, Roger Staubach, Adlai Stevenson Jr.
6. Ronald Reagan, Babe Ruth, Axl Rose
7. Garth Brooks, Sinclair Lewis
8. Nick Nolte, Ted Koppel, Audrey Meadows
9. Carole King, William H. Harrison, Joe Pesci
10. Greg Norman, John Calipari, Mark Spitz
11. Jennifer Aniston, Thomas Edison
12. Abraham Lincoln, Arsenio Hall, Charles Darwin
13. Chuck Yaeger, Bess Truman
14. Drew Bledsoe, Jimmy Hoffa, Florence Henderson
15. Susan B. Anthony, Jaromir Jagr, Galileo Galilei
16. John McEnroe, Sony Bono, Ice-T
17. Michael Jordan, Jim Brown, Chaim Potok
18. Yoko Ono, Vanna White, Matt Dillon, John Travolta
19. Justine Bateman, Eddie Arcaro, Smokey Robinson
20. Bobby Unser, Charles Barkley, Cindy Crawford
21. David Geffen, Barbara Jordan
22. George Washington, Julius Erving, Drew Barrymore
23. Peter Fonda
24. Joe Lieberman, Steven Jobs, Enrico Caruso
25. George Harrison, Sally Jessy Rafael
26. Michael Bolton, Tony Randall, Jackie Gleason
27. Chelsea Clinton, Elizabeth Taylor, John Steinbeck
28. Eric Lindros, Mario Andretti, Bernadette Peters
29. Jimmy Dorsey

Thanks to Bonnie for those.

Enjoy the chips...... buffalo

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The representative of the park services jumps to his feet, and
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"We weighed the animal shortly after it was shot, and it weighed a
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The judge looks at the ranger, and says, "I made a calculation,
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He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?" Ole
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'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Michigan, da land of snow an ice,
an
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ve've
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The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight.
Finally he
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have been
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The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next
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their
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He gets
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Bonus Chip
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Beethoven

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mouse was able to work his way through the eagle's body and poke his
head out of the eagle's ass. The eagle was still flying around,
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you drunken, worthless, insufferable as**hole!" she screamed. "That's
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secret is?"
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stirrups and sitting up on the couch with a cheeky grin.
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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

The big news from awhile back was that GM had chosen
LG Chem to make the Lithium Ion battery for the new Volt
electric car and Michigan was in the running for a battery
plant which would bring in a lot of jobs. I try to keep up with
technology and looked into Lithium Ion batteries. Here is
what I found out.

The Lithium Ion batteries in a car will be different than the ones
in your laptop in that instead of using cobalt as the second metal
they will use iron phosphate. Reason being is the cobalt if the
charging rate exceeds a certain point or the discharge rate is too
great the cobalt battery overheats and catches fire or explodes.
It is even worse because these batteries use Ether as an electrolyte
which is highly flammable. Your laptop batteries have temperature
sensors designed to shut the battery down and a little computer
built into the battery. No wonder they cost so much and there
are so many recalls.

Lithium is used in a lot of things from air conditioning to glass
but we don't have much naturally in the United States as it is
found in Brine Pools and the one source appears to be Nevada.
We depend on Chile and Argentina for our supplies although
China is developing a source there.

Lithium currently sells for about 40 dollars a pound and there is
about
800 dollars worth in a battery. There are estimates by the year 2015
that with production in the millions of vehicles that the demand
will drive
the cost up to perhaps 10,000 dollars per vehicle. This makes Li-ion
a transitional technology meaning we will be looking for another
type
of battery to power future vehicles. It also means that when you get
your
20,000 or so miles out of your cars battery that the replacement is
going to be worth more than your car is.

Personally I do not think that the auto manufacturers would be using
this technology except for the fact that we have made billions of
dollars
available to the Big 3 to develop it. Up until recently everyone was
working
on metal hydride batteries but once GM went with the Li-ion everyone
went in that direction. It does appear that like 8 track tapes,
Betamax,
and Laser discs Li-ion batteries won't be around for long and
hopefully
the next technology will fit your Volt or it will make a nice
planter in your
yard.

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Go
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me up here. What is it?"
The principal says, "I will not have that kind of talk in my school!
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state! Get out!" So the little boy goes home. His mother asks, "What
are you doing home so
early?"
"I was on my way to school and I heard some kids talking about the
yellow flower. I asked my teacher what it was, and she sent me to
the principal's office, and the principal expelled me from every
school in the state. What is the yellow flower?" His mother says,
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bad boy. What did you do?" "Well, I was on my way to school and I
heard some kids talking about the yellow flower. I asked my teacher
what it was, and she sent me to the principal's office, the
principal expelled me from every school in the state, and mom sent
me to bed without dinner. What's the yellow flower?" His dad says,
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little boy is walking down the street, and a few hours later a
policeman stops him. He asks him why he is walking by himself so
late at night. The little boy says, "Well, I was on my way to school
and I heard some kids talking about the yellow flower. I asked my
teacher what it was, and she sent me to the principal's office, the
principal expelled me from every school in the state, mom sent me to
bed without dinner, and dad kicked me out of the house. Can you tell
me what the yellow flower is?" The policeman says, "That's enough of
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back an old man, and decides he wants to try to find out what the
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* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic
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When to Accept a Proposal... Or Not
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* To reach him in an emergency, would anyone think to call the local
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4. How did you get to the bar? I got here in:
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(b) a brand new car;
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5. What do you think of your strength? I am:
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of corn on the cob. He picks one up, fucks her with it and throws it
out the window. The women opens her eyes and asks for it again.

The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied
and agrees to give the gentleman and his friend some water. The man
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them some water.

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buttered corn."

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In a small Irish town, a poor, unwed girl was
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Subsequently, the parenthood was determined,
and the alleged father was penalized with a heavy
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"Eh...I recommend we breed her again."

Randy

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1513

Crisis

Diana is watching TV when she notices Rudy running by wearing a
fireman's outfit... followed by Katie wearing a nurse outfit and
lastly
is Sandi in tears wearing an EMS outfit.. they are gone in a flash.

Diana: What the???

Diana heads outside and sees them get into their van and head off
tires
spinning.

Diana gets into her car and follows.

Diana notices Sandi has put on a flashing blue light on top of her
van..
"Where are they going in such a hurry? They best be careful on this
ice."

A few minutes later she sees their goal. BJ's car is off the road
on the
interstate, turned around and facing the wrong direction. "How did
they
know? We never received a phone call."

The Van bounces across the median and parks by BJ's car. BJ is just
starting his car and appears to be okay...

Sandi is out with her medical gear...along with Katie. Rudy is
hosing down
the car...even though there is no fire.

Diana pulls up: What happened?

BJ: Ice is what happened. I went 360 and then another 180. But I
did not
hit anything and I am allright.

Diana: How did you doggies know about this?

Sandi: We have a daddycam built into his car and saw what happened.

Rudy: As soon as he spun out of control, we went into action.

Katie: I had my first aid kit ready to go.

Diana: I think we can all go home now.

BJ: Yeah just drive careful.

The herd in Guthrie


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