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Thinking about my favorite Xmas memories.......
Hmmmmmmmm.....was I ever that young?
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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
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Nancy has put some new movies up and will be adding more
for us as she gets the chance. She is currently stuck on a
dial-up connection at home when she is nursing her boyfriend
after his back surgery. This does make building pages slow
even if I manage to get the movies in their files. I want to give
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For those of you that have patiently waited, the new pages have
a download link for the content on there so you can save it on your
computer and pass it around.
A special thanks to those that send me toons and movie clips for
the website. I can't thank you individually on the pages but we do
appreciate it. Out of the thousands of pages Nancy has built, all
of them have been sent in by readers, much the same as most
of the jokes and links we use. This is just as much your newsletter
as it is mine. We are a herd.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Same for bathroom.
Am suddenly thinking this has upside.
Eating dried fruit, apricots, pears, and brown things that look like squished roaches, which remind me of doobie roaches, which remind me of cigarettes. Watch husband light a cigarette; look at him pitifully. Eat leftover beans from last night - that'll show him. Walk by computer and wave occasionally. Can't sit and write or surf as this has been main smoking area. It's about four-o' clock now; I could have just one, I could have just one, I could have just one. That's Mr. Nicotine. He lives with me; 'he' could be a chick, but frankly, right now, I don't frigging care. Decide to play fantasy game on Playstation. Spend next three hours breeding Chocobos so game hero can save world. World doomed in my opinion.
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Great; two extra hours of fencing practice
with the RJ Reynolds Company and spawn.
Seriously considering finding some hallucinogens as never had desire for nicotine during a really good walk through a wall. Woke up six times during night to pee because I drank four gallons of water "to assist my system flush poison." Am feeling unusually testy as result of lack of sleep and deep-seated oral fixation fantasies. Decide to either kill or have sex with mail carrier when post arrives. Probably both.
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Clean closets. Nothing new in mail.
Did all laundry out of necessity -
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She is smoking a cigarette.
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Feed rest down garbage disposal.
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Police looking for missing mail carrier -
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Wants twelve cartons of cigarettes
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to cell-mate to have defense attorney whacked.
Feel better.
Day 691:
Served last meal - minister asks if
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Think back to how good cigarette after meals used to be. Request one last smoke. Minister reluctant, no smoking in federal building, but sneaks one in. Sit back, relax, smoke. Ahhhhh. Feel slightly dizzy, giddy, euphoric. Warden enters cell excitedly; Governor issues full pardon due to new Federal "It Takes a Village" crimes statute: allows for defense appeal of insanity by reason of severe nicotine withdrawal.
Day 1: Shit.
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Ever wonder how the seven dwarfs got their names?
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She'd almost given up looking,
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Her clothes came off in seconds.
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Originally after one good shag,
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He shot his fucking load.
The next dwarf got a blow
And she took him in quite easy.
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When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.
With three dwarves left, she turned and said,
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Than he was sleeping on the job.
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She wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement,
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The next dwarf rammed his up her,
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And dazed Snow White then whimpered,
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He made poor Snow White tremble,
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"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
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With one dwarf still remaining,
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She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
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And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had put their cocks.
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She named the last one DOC.
Now Snow White couldn't do much,
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A sergeant and two men from his platoon went to
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The Stuffing
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Rudy: What are we watching?
Katie: Moan...don't know.
Sandi: I forgot after the last leg of turkey.
BJ: Moan, I am so miserable.
Diana: Anybody want desert?
Rudy: Go away!
Katie: Stop!
BJ: No more!
Sandi: Yes, I will have some.
Diana: What would you like? We have some pumpkin pie, cherry pie,
chocolate pie, apple pie.
Sandi: Yes, one slice of each.
Diana: You are kidding right?
Sandi: No, and some ice cream to go with it please.
Rudy: I got to go outside, I am feeling ill.
Katie: I am right behind you.
Sandi: Maybe sprinkle some nuts on the pie also and some whipped cream.
BJ: I will join you guys.
The herd in Guthrie
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[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For Sat
Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
It sure is quiet around here this weekend. I am debating venturing
out in a little bit and doing some shopping. As much as I hate
crowds tomorrow is Sandy's birthday and our 29th anniversary
and that requires a gift or life might become unbearable around
here. She never seems to buy me an anniversary gift though
and I think I deserve something for marrying her. She seems to
think that not strangling me in my sleep for being a buffalo is
reward enough.
I really miss being in California and the good old shoot outs at the
Toys "R" Us on Black Friday. All we ever get around here is a few
fender benders and a fight over the last laptop at Wal-mart. We are
getting a new Super Wal-mart in spring that is so big that you will
need a Garmin to find stuff ..... turn right at female hygiene and go
one quarter mile to find pet food. The Canadian Soo has their own
Super Wal-mart but I never can understand why our parking is full of
Canadian Plates. It is easy to spot the Canadians in the store, most
of them are speaking Italian and have at least 6 gallons of milk
in their cart.
Eva is sitting next to me with both hands in a bowl of cereal. She
likes a milk bath for breakfast, it's good for her complexion and
since Grandma gives her a full bowl when she can't handle a half
of one Grandma can clean her up.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-- Milton Berle
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- George Burns
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was
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"In the lake."
-- Henny Youngman
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman
People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured
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Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman.
Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
-- Erma Bombeck
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So now I have
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
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Boy the desert is hot and dry today. As I was driving along I passed this good looking old gal walking alone side the road. I stopped and ask did she have problems. She said, "Yes, my old car broke down back up the road a ways. I said, " If I can get it fixed or take you some where to get it fixed want's in it for me." She said, Dust I've been walking over an hour."
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's
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Short Chips
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Q. Why are guys so good at video games?
A. It's the eye-hand coordination developed after all those years of jerking off to Playboy centerfolds.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything <thanks
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Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Why are blondes lousy at mustering cattle?
Because they can't keep their calves together. <Thanx Greg>
Heaven is when you have barrels of beer and tons of girls.
Hell is when you find out that the barrels have holes and
the girls don't!
Did you hear what the dyslexic Highway Patrolman did on New Year's? He spent the whole night handing out I.U.D.'s <Thanx Robert>
Woman serving dinner to husband:
"It's a hamburger surprise. You had it yesterday and the day before, and you certainly didn't expect to get it again tonight."
Q. Why do women get their belly buttons pierced?
A. Where else would they hang the air freshener.
One day, near Christmas, Amy was walking down the
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A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and
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until
they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met the man
of her dreams and decided to get married. Now, the man did not know
about their flicks and thought the daughter was still a virgin. So he
decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding night. The
daughter
began to worry about the condition of her hole and consulted her
mother,
Mom, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds out about my hole?!!
Mother said, Don't worry dear, I will teach you a way to fool your
husband-to-be. Here's what you do, place an apple in your hole and it
will be tight and he won't even notice it. So the daughter did what
her
mother taught her and everything went well and the stupid husband
didn't
even notice. This went on for a few months. Now, everytime the
daughter
wanted to bathe, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash
basin and after bathing, she would put it back in her hole. One day,
after bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash
basin.
The husband came into the washroom and saw the apple and thought that
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Young Schmitty was taking confession, when he told the priest that he
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What is French asthma?
You can only catch your breath in snatches!
What did the Indian say when the prostitute tied a knot in his pecker?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
The pickpocket snatches your watch.
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A pair of stage-door Johnnies are ogling the cuties who are leaving
the
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"Wow," said his buddy, "Do you mean to tell me you've been doing it
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that great looking broad?"
"No, I felt like it before, and I feel like it now."
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A man on a business trip went to a singles bar, approached two ladies,
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him. One girl stormed out in a rage, but the other remained cool,
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Little Johnny comes running into the backyard. He screams, "Pop! Pop!
Ma
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Sir Oswald again,
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Yer Hillbilly friend in TN...
Ross
PROUD father of an American Soldier
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As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have
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To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients would
have To see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we
cannot Increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our
economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This
has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are
family here and I didn't Know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8
Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
Folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more
fair way To approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I
gave it to them.
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A beautiful young woman is getting dressed for work one morning
in her high-rise apartment building. She glances out her
fiftieth-story bedroom window and sees a window washer outside.
Thinking she will rattle him, she slowly takes off her dress.
The window washer just goes about the business of cleaning the
windows. Next, she removes her slip in a very provocative
manner. Still, the man just keeps working away. Taking her
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1479
Thanksgiving
BJ is looking in on Sandi who is alone but talking to herself.
Sandi: Dear Lord, I want to thank You for my family. Thank you
for Rudy, for Katherine, for Pearl, for Cleo, for Mark, for
Mommy and mostly for my Daddy. I thank You for the day
I was found by the lake and put into the loving arms of
Daddy and this family. I thank You for Your Divine intervention
in my life. I know I am blessed to have food, to have shelter,
to have health, but mostly to have Love. I ask that You protect
the ones that cannot be protected. The ones who are serving
this country in uniform and the families they leave behind.
Bless them one and all. Bless the leaders with Divine Wisdom
and courage to do the right thing not the popular thing.
Bless this country, my home. Bless my family. Give them a
long healthy life. I ask this humbly as Your servant. Amen
BJ nods and walks away...there is nothing else to be added or said.
Have a great Holiday Weekend and be safe from our household to yours.
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