THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Failure provides opportunity for success
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you watched the weatherman last night, the
winter storm warnings and watches likely were plentiful
indeed. Specially for this little corner of West Michigan.
However, what was described as a "winter event"
turned out to be not quite as nasty as they thot,
Unfortunately, however, they are telling us that this
storm is not over yet. More nasty stuff is on the way
this afternoon supposedly for the whole state.
Very few folks have lost power in this
part of the country, this morning. Only a few schools
are closed, so it a good thing. Perhaps you are not
quite as lucky in your part of the country. I remember
growing up on the farm, the roads often drifted
shut for a week or more at a time. So when there was
a major storm moving in, momma would go into town
to get "store bought" (groceries we couldn't grow our
selves) and stock up, to "winter it out".
There were several times I remember that other than
morning chores for a couple hours in the morning,
work on the farm halted due to inclimate weather.
That was a pretty unique thing, not having some work to do.
And while we lost power, we had a generator to keep the
lights on to be able to feed the cattle, but the house
was "across the road" from the barn. It did nothing
for us humans. The cattle were more important.
So, we camped out in the barn. Momma
served hot chocolate and and we played monopoly.
lots and lots of monopoly.
And times were good.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d020.html
thats not what I said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d021.html
get in there
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d022.html
diet place
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d023.html
last words
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d024.html
beer me now
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d025.html
youre playing my tune
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d026.html
the contest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d027.html
helper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d028.html
outsourcing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d029.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Tiger Woods Xmas song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8610.html
keep the change
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8611.html
for the love of Mrs. Brown
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8612.html
your democracy at work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8613.html
holy sh*t!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8614.html
Fox news alert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8615.html
Loch Ness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8616.html
the bird house
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9617.html
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Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first
night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little
brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going
out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if
Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks,
"Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't
want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred
and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your
lunch and go back toschool." ; After school, Johnny
comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
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A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is
about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware
of gay sailors. "But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, you will know."
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port.
The father was on the dock waiting for his son.
The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and
shook his hand. "Well on, how did it go?" "Dad, I
found out what you meant about gay sailors. One
night I was out on deck all alone when a man came
by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him
overboard." "But how could you tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling,
"THROW ME A BUOY, THROW ME A BUOY!"
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One guy is very upset and yells at his friend,
"You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch. I am
gonna make you pay for what you did." "Bullshit,"
replies the other one, "why should I pay twice."
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A girl went to the doctor with her knees all cut
up. The doctor said, "What happened to your knees?"
She replied, "It's from making love doggie-style."
The doctor asked, "Don't you know any other position
besides doggie style?" She said, "Yeah...but my
doggie doesn't."
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At the clothing store where I work, I make it a
point of pride to give customers my unvarnished
opinion. One day, when a man emerged from the
fitting room, I took one look at him and shook
my head. "No, no," I said. "Those jeans look
terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair."
As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was
trying on the shirt."
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BUFFALO Bill
Gym
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dss.htm
Handling Road Rage
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nbjkk.htm
Home & Garden TV
http://www.buffaloschips.com/allka.htm
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
The No. 1 Prank Of All Pranks
http://tinyurl.com/yfneqjw
Villainess Name
http://tinyurl.com/yalvlcg
Governor of Poker
http://tinyurl.com/aubzcy
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Easy Button
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000506.html
Eating A Hotdog
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000507.html
Eddie Izzard - Being Blingual
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000508.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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