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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

 


First. you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

 


GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Road construction sign woos motorists
"Danger Danger," ''High Voltage"
Updated: Friday, 28 May 2010, 7:28 AM EDT
Published : Friday, 28 May 2010, 7:28 AM EDT
STEVENS POINT, Wis. (AP) - A digital construction
sign along a central Wisconsin interstate has been
flashing a rock-inspired passionate message to passing
motorists.The sign near Stevens Point spelled out
"Danger Danger," ''High Voltage," ''When We Touch,
"When We Kiss," to rush-hour drivers Thursday.
The words are borrowed from the song "Danger! High
Voltage" by the Detroit-based rock band Electric Six.

James Bierman, co-owner of Central State Signing,
says a hacker must have changed the message board.
The black and orange construction sign was placed
on Interstate 39 because the state Department of
Transportation contracted with United Painting of Forest
Junction to repaint several overpasses in the area.

So, there ya have it. Times must be getting pretty
tough for hackers. Instead of hacking our email, and our
bank accounts, now they are hacking our road signs! Either
they are really bored, or they are really desperate!
OF course it could be that the economy has affected our
hackers too, and they have decided to move on to other things?
OR
Do you think they will hold our street signs hostage in
exchange for access to our bank accounts?
PERHAPS WE WILL NEVER KNOW

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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flags
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Late in the day a wild man burst into the psychiatrist's
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doctor snapped, "Wait outside! I'll deal with you later!"
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Two gay guys are walking through a zoo... They come across
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massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer, and he
reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him,
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When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the
hospital. A few days later, his friend visits him in the
hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called
....he hasn't written..."
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My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has
something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she
thought she heard a noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating
the tuna casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.
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Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor,"
she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive
for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's
bar mitzvah." "We'll try," he replied compassionately. In due
course Ada gratefully attended the festive rite of passage.
Some time later she again spoke to her doctor. "My granddaughter
is to be married in 18 months. Please help me to be able to
attend her wedding." "We'll do our best," he replied.
Ada happily attended her granddaughter's wedding.
Ten years passed. Ada visited her cardiologist regularly
and followed his instructions religiously. One morning she
called him. "Doctor," she began, "I'm feeling fine, but I have
another request to ask of you Remember how you saw me through
to my grandson's bar mitzvah?"
"Yes."
"And later how you helped me attend my granddaughter's wedding?"
"Yes."
"Well, as you know I've just celebrated my 80th birthday.
And I just bought myself a new mattress."
"Yes?"
"It has a 20-year guarantee..."
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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as former
President Clinton appeared on the television.
After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled:
"Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to
him, and decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary
Clinton appeared on the television.
"She's a horse's ass too!" the man said.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood
up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool.
"Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must
be Clinton country!"
"Nope," the bartender replied, "Horse country!"
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A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks
them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more.
The bartender's having a slow night and appreciates the business,
but is also concerned.
"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?""
The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip, and
had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our
next-door neighbor, so I hung a weight from the bottom of the
bedspring just above a bowl of cream.
The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another.
"So you came home and found cream on the weight?"
The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says,
"It's worse than that.
The cream had been churned into butter."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
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[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For 5-31

 



Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I am going to let the President have this space today. It is a
really
good proclamation.

Presidential Proclamation-Memorial Day

May 28th, 2010 Since our Nation's founding, America's sons and
daughters have given their lives in service to our country. From
Concord and Gettysburg to Marne and Normandy, from Inchon and Khe
Sanh to Baghdad and Kandahar, they departed our world as heroes and
gave their lives for a cause greater than themselves.

On Memorial Day, we pay tribute to those who have paid the ultimate
price to defend the United States and the principles upon which
America was founded. In honor of our country's fallen, I encourage
all Americans to unite at 3:00 p.m. local time to observe a National
Moment of Remembrance.

Today, Americans from all backgrounds and corners of our country
serve with valor, courage, and distinction in the United States
Armed Forces. They stand shoulder to shoulder with the giants of
our Nation's history, writing their own chapter in the American
story. Many of today's warriors know what it means to lose a friend
too soon, and all our service members and their families understand
the true meaning of sacrifice.

This Memorial Day, we express our deepest appreciation to the men
and women in uniform who gave their last full measure of devotion so
we might live in freedom. We cherish their memory and pray for the
peace for which they laid down their lives. We mourn with the
families and friends of those we have lost, and hope they find
comfort in knowing their loved ones died with honor. We ask for
God's grace to protect those fighting in distant lands, and we renew
our promise to support our troops, their families, and our veterans.
Their unwavering devotion inspires us all - they are the best of
America.

It is our sacred duty to preserve the legacy of these brave
Americans, and it remains our charge to work for peace, freedom, and
security. Let us always strive to uphold the founding principles
they died defending; let their legacy continue to inspire our
Nation; and let this solemn lesson of service and sacrifice be
taught to future generations of Americans.

In honor of their dedication and service to America, the Congress,
by a Joint Resolution, approved May 11, 1950, as amended (36 U.S.C.
116), has requested the President to issue a proclamation calling on
the people of the United States to observe each Memorial Day as a
day of prayer for permanent peace and designating a period on that
day when the people of the United States might unite in prayer. The
Congress, by Public Law 106-579, has also designated 3:00 p.m. local
time on that day as a time for all Americans to observe, in their
own way, the National Moment of Remembrance.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of
America, do hereby proclaim Memorial Day, May 31, 2010, as a day of
prayer for permanent peace, and I designate the hour beginning in
each locality at 11:00 a.m. of that day as a time to unite in
prayer. I also ask all Americans to observe the National Moment of
Remembrance beginning at 3:00 p.m. local time on Memorial Day.

I request the Governors of the United States and the Commonwealth
of Puerto Rico, and the appropriate officials of all units of
government, to direct that the flag be flown at half-staff until
noon on this Memorial Day on all buildings, grounds, and naval
vessels throughout the United States and in all areas under its
jurisdiction and control. I also request the people of the United
States to display the flag at half staff from their homes for the
customary forenoon period.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-eighth
day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand ten, and of the
Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and
thirty-fourth.

BARACK OBAMA

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a woman
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pansis
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"Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so happy after
all these years of marriage?"

The mother promptly threw a wad of biscuit dough on
the floor, hikes up her dress, and squats down picking
the dough up with her vagina.

"Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee
that your man will be satisfied for the rest of his
life," said her mother.

So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding
night.

While her anxious husband waited for her in the bed,
she emerged wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of
biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw the dough on
the floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the
dough, letting out a thunderous fart as she did so.

Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed
away.

"What's wrong, honey?" she asked.

He replied, "Shit woman!" as he stepped further away.
"If that thing barks like that for a biscuit, I sure
as hell don't want to throw any meat at it!"

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Poetry Chips
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If I were a cowboy
I'd eat lots of beans.
I'd do lots-o-cussin'
And wear skintight jeans,

Suede boots with high heels
And long pointy toes,
And a shirt with pearl buttons
And a big yellow rose,

And a ten gallon stetson
With a band made of feathers,
And a handcrafted belt
Made of five different leathers,

And a big shiny buckle
Of silver and gold,
And a furry lined vest
So I don't get too cold,

And lizard-skin holsters
With pearl handle guns,
And hard leather chaps
So I don't hurt my buns.

I'd ride a white stallion
And live on the prairie.
Tall in the saddle
And dressed like a fairy.

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Parting Chips
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An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc, I'm turning
eighty tomorrow. I've hired a hooker for the night, and I'd love to
do it just one more time before I die. Can you give me something
that'll get me up?"

The doctor smiled. "I don't normally prescribe this stuff, but I
think in your case I can make an exception for one night."

Later that night, out of curiosity, the doctor phoned the elderly
man and asked, "How's it going?"

"Fabulous," the old man said. "I've cum three times already."

"That's great," the doctor said. "the hooker must be astounded."

"Not exactly," the old man said. "She's not here yet."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1802

Mommy

Rudy: What's with toots?

Sandi: Hush she is sick. Dad is working with her.

Katie: I am nervous.

Val: Me to. What is dad doing?

Sandi: I think he phoning for an ambulance.

Rudy: A-rooo!

BJ: It is going to be okay guys. I have phoned for professional
help.

Later sirens blazing...The dogs are nervous and scared.
They watch as Diana is taken away.....

Rudy: I am very sad.

BJ: I have to go to the hospital. Here Rudy have one of your nerve
pills.

Rudy: Can I wash it down with some Scotch?

The herd in Guthrie


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