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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I thought this was a really interesting read. W e all know the
story just many have forgotten it over the years.
The Secretary of the Department of Veterans Affairs Sends a Holiday
Greeting
"On Christmas Eve, 1776, General George Washington met with his war
council in Buckingham, Pennsylvania, to finalize what he hoped would
be a "brilliant stroke," a turning point in America's War for
Independence—
River, culminating in a surprise attack on Trenton, New Jersey.
Nothing less than the future of this newly-declared republic rested
on its successful outcome.
The challenges were overwhelming. Many of General Washington's
troops were ill, low on food, poorly clothed, and suffering through
one of the bitterest winters on record. Outnumbered and pressed to
the limits of human endurance, the American Army was not fit to take
on the professional British Army and its Hessian allies, warmly
encamped across the Delaware. So remote and unthinkable was such
audacity that complacency and lowered guards gave rise to
opportunity.
As General Nathaniel Greene described him, Washington ". . . never
appeared to so much advantage as in the hour of distress." That
would have aptly described the entire Continental Army that
Christmas Eve. Within 24 hours, at midnight on the 25th of December,
1776, Washington executed the crossing of the Delaware, and the rest
is history: Washington's "brilliant stroke" tipped the scales in the
War for Independence.
From that Christmas of 1776, American men and women in uniform have
spent many Christmases on battlefields in Europe, Africa, throughout
the Pacific; on the Korean Peninsula and in Vietnam; and from Kuwait
to Iraq and Afghanistan.
This season, we gather with our families and friends in a Nation
free to celebrate in the custom of our choosing, by whatever name or
tradition it is known, thanks to the long and unbroken line of
patriots whose courage and sacrifice continue to secure the
blessings of freedom and liberty upon our grateful Nation.
To our 23 million Veterans, to our 298,000 VA employees, and to our
men and women of the Armed Forces so far from home, we send best
wishes for a joyous Holiday Season and heartfelt thanks for the
selflessness of your service.
Eric K. Shinseki
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This guy is on a rooftop about to jump off. His wife has left him,
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Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas.
The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump.
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"Would you?" the man replies. "That would be wonderful!! Thank you,
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2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue
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3. You shall go to your bank and you will be in credit, you will
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"36" replies the man.
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Dear Christeen,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
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some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all the gifts from the "Twelve Days of
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Fiddlers Fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the
Ten Ladies Dancing. The Eleven Lords a Leaping have knocked up the
Eight Maids of Milking, and the Nine Pipers Playing have been
arrested for doing weird things. Four Calling Birds, Three French
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to my ass in bird shit.
On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of
my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the Gay Liberation
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The Top 15 Reindeer Games
15. Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter
14. Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass
13. Spin the Salt Lick
12. Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers
11. Moose or Dare
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Dearest John,
I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge
in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delighted gift! I couldn't have
been more surprised.
With deepest love and affection, Aberdine
Dearest John,
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine- two
Turtle Doves! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are
just adorable. You big silly, what next?
All my love, Aberdine
Dearest John,
Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't
deserve such generosity - 3 French Hens! They are just darling, but
I must insist, you have been too kind.
Love, Aberdine
Dear John,
Today the postman delivered 4 Calling Birds. Now really, they are
beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too
romantic.
Affectionately, Aberdine
Dear John,
What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 Golden Rings; 1 for
every finger! You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all
those
birds
squawking were beginning to get on my nerves.
All My love, Aberdine
Dear John,
When I opened the door there were actually 6 Geese a-laying on my
front steps. So you're back to the birds again, eh? Those geese are
huge! Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are starting to
complain, and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop.
Cordially, Aberdine
John,
What's with you and those F---ing birds? 7 Swans a-swimming? What
kind of goddamn joke is this? There's bird crap all over the house
and they never shut up. I can't get to sleep at night, and I'm a
nervous wreck. It's not funny! Stop with those F---ing birds
already.
Sincerely, Aberdine
Okay buster,
I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I to do with 8
maids-a-Milking? It's not enough, but they had to bring their
goddamn cows! There's manure all over the lawn, and I can't move in
my own house. What are you doing to me? Just lay off, smart-ass!
Aberdine
Hey asshole:
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers piping, and
Christ do they play. They haven't stopped chasing those 8 maids
since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset
and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I to
do? The neighbors have started a petition to have me evicted. You'll
get yours...
Aberdine
You rotten prick!
Now there are 10 ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sl*ts
ladies. They've been at it all night, along with those frigging
pipers! Now the cows can't sleep, and they've got diarrhea. My
living room is a river of t*rds. The commissioner of buildings has
subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned.
I am going to ask to ask the police to intervene. One who means it.
Venomously, Aberdine
Listen F---head:
What's with the 11 lords a-leaping all over those maids and ladies?
Some of those broads will never walk again! Those pipers have run
through the maids and are committing bestiality with the cows. All
23 of the birds are dead! They've been trampled to death in the
orgy. I hope you're satisfied you rotten, vicious, swine.
Your sworn enemy, Aberdine
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