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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Need a reason to party before Columbus Day? Here is a list
of those little known October holidays so that you will
always have a reason to crack open a brew and celebrate.

October 1 is World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day

October 2 is Name Your Car Day

October 3 is Virus Appreciation Day

October 4 is National Golf Day

October 5 is National Storytelling Festival

October 6 is German-American Day and Come and Take It Day

October 7 is National Frappe Day

October 8 is American Tag Day

October 9 is Moldy Cheese Day

October 10 is National Angel Food Cake Day

October 11 is It's My Party Day

October 12 is International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day

October 13 is National Peanut Festival

October 14 is Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day

October 15 is White Cane Safety Day

October 16 is Dictionary Day

October 17 is Gaudy Day

October 18 is No Beard Day

October 19 is Evaluate Your Life Day

October 20 is National Brandied Fruit Day

October 21 is Babbling Day

October 22 is National Nut Day

October 23 is National Mole Day

October 24 is National Bologna Day

October 25 is Punk For A Day Day

October 26 is Mule Day

October 27 is Sylvia Plath Day

October 28 is Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day

October 29 is Hermit Day

October 30 is National Candy Corn Day

October 31 is National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic Powers
Day

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Phone Chips
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Customer: I haff a big problem with my phone bill. My wife, she
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Customer: My bill haff all these calls to Salulah and
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of
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Customer: This one is.

Telecom: What phone do you have, Sir?

Customer: A mobile. I tell you this.

Telecom: No, Sir, what make? What do you have in your hands?

Customer: An erection.

After a moment's silence, the gallant Telecom worker continued.

Telecom: Um, sir? Could you spell that for me?

Customer: For sure - E..R..I..C..S..S..O..N. Erection.

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Short Chips
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The Ladies at Lunch

Jill: Did you make any New Year's Resolutions?

Mary: I certainly did! I resolved to be celibate.

Jill: How's it going?

Mary: Great! I haven't had a decent date in eight years anyway

Linda was complaining to Jill that her husband was a great tosser
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turner, and was forever squeezing her on to the edge of the bed or
rolling over and taking the blankets.

Jill said that she never had a problem with her husband John. He
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"Hows he do that?" Linda asked.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a
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2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Two older men sat on a bench in the park. One said, "I hear that
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The other man said, "I don't like raw oysters, and to tell you the
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"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain?
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Date Chips
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Dave walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.
He
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"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I
wanted to
ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Dave with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the
courage to
ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Dave, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was
worried I'd
get an erection again. So I got some tape and taped my penis to my
leg, so
if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Dave.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She
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"And what happened then?"

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A monkey up in a coconut palm is watching all
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Shopping Chips
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A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She
picked
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The next day, she tried to buy three cans of dog food. Again the
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eat
dog food.

She went home and brought in her dog, and they sold her dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid, and asked
the
cashier to stick her finger in the hole but the cashier refused,
saying
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her
that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the
cashier
put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That
smells like crap." The little old lady said, "It is. Now can I buy
three
rolls of toilet paper?"

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Poetry Chips
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY

This little piggy went to market.
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This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
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Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
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Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
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Fuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bare,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
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Garden
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Spraying pesticides and herbicides all down the row?

Bridge
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London Bridge is in Arizona, as a tourist trap.

Peter
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Had a wife and used to beat her,
'Till she shot him with a shot gun shell,
And sent that bastard straight to hell.
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Parting Chips
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One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went
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"That fucking jerk of a husband of mine wanted me to screw the
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1693

A Stranger Imbarks

Diana lets the dogs outside about four pm to do their thing.
The PT Cruiser, Diana's new car and the Crown Vic are parked
outside. BJ is driving his new car home. As he pulls into the
driveway,
Mr Rutherford Randolf Cassady starts defending his turf. He barks
and the hair on his back raises up.

BJ rolls down his window: Hey it is okay Rudy, it is me.

Rudy: A-Roo?

Sandi: Chill Rudy, it is daddy.

Katie: Father can I ride?

BJ: No, I want to be home.

BJ gets out of the car and uses his remote clock and the car lights
flash
and the horn gives a little beepl

Rudy: Hey that startled me!

BJ: It's okay Rudy, mom's car does the same. The crown vic does
the
same also.

Rudy: Well, yeah, but we had one car of three that did it, now we
have
three of four that do it.

Katie: I think it would be cool to play with all the keys at the
same
time. I can see it now, all three cars with their lights flashing
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then I called all the girls" — that is, the mothers
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The law was never intended to prevent you from helping
out a neighbor and giving them a helping hand.
Its pretty sad when our lawmakers don't have anything
better to do than this. But then again, these are the
same folks who have been unable to produce a balanced
budget for the last eight years, without raising taxes.
So I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
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Doug: I think my marriage is in trouble.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Doug: Today I overheard my wife telling a
friend she prefers fishing
to sex. "It's not as boring," she said.
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Q.    What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
A.    Sex.
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Bob's sister was one of the most popular girls in Manhattan. She had
more boyfriends then she knew what to do with and she never wanted
for a thing. Bob was always in debt and constantly asking his sister
for spending money. "I don't understand you, Bob," she said in
obvious annoyance one afternoon when he tried to put the bite on her
for a 10 spot. "I don't have any trouble saving money, so why should
you?" "Sure, sure," he said, "But you've got money
coming in all the time
from the very thing that's keeping me broke."
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Jim and Sally had an awful fight. Sally told Jim,
"I want a divorce and before I kick you out you can
take three things with you!" Jim pondered for a few
moments and angrily replied, "Okay witch! I want
my golf clubs, shoes and my balls!" and
stormed out the door. Later that week Jim was starting
to tee up with his pals on the first tee and they
asked Jim, "Hey, if she only gave you a choice of
three things to take with you why did you pick your
clubs, shoes and balls?" Jim looked at them with a
disgusted look and said, "Duh, she's going to get my
balls anyway so I took them now before I lost 'em!!"
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On being told that someone has purchased a new car,
women ask what color it is. Men ask what the make
and model are. Men have no opinions whatsoever on curtains.
Ask for directions from a woman out and about, and she
will give you landmarks by shopping stores. Men will
give you landmarks by restaurants and pubs.
Men appreciate the importance of a 42-inch plasma screen.
Women can use sex to get what they want. Men can't
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[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For Tues

 



Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I have completed replacing all of my incandescent lights in
the house with CFL units. I did leave a few seldom used lamps
unchanged and of course appliance bulbs like the refrigerator.
I am impressed by the amount of light four 22w CFL bulbs can
put out. I purposely mixed the warm white and cool white bulbs
to get the most pleasing color but in the kitchen which used to
have four 100 watt bulbs, you almost consider wearing sunglasses
when you go out there and I use less than 25% of the electricity
that I used before. The other big advantage is bulb life. We
have always had to change bulbs about every six weeks and
there was always at least one bulb that needed changing. I would
have to go drag out the stepladder each time because we have
10 ft ceilings so frequently you had burnt out bulbs for a week
while you waited on more to burn out to make the job worthwhile.

There is one thing to take into consideration on these and that is
spending a little extra to get good ones. Two of the cheapest I
bought
are a little noisy when they start and then stop crackling in a few
seconds.
The ones I spent a dollar a bulb more on are completely quiet and
start quickly.

Yesterday I got out of the shower and was sitting at the computer
when Eva came up with a hairbrush and wanted to brush my hair.
It is more like having your scalp aerated than brushed because she
tends to swing the brush like a flyswatter before brushing. I let
her do it
because Eva doesn't really like her own hair brushed and I am trying
to set an example. After a few minutes I started hearing a snip snip
snip.
When my hair starts to grow back I always have a cowlick and Eva
had grabbed a pair of safety scissors and was removing that which
wouldn't lay down, something I have been tempted to do myself. You
have to wonder where the kids come up with these ideas.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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Buff,
Saw this and thought of you.

Is sex work?

A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the
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decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before
and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how
much of it
was "pleasure?"

A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon
his
state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was
in charge
of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to
be 100%
pleasure."

The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have
me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God bless the enlisted man.


-Greatscottz

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Random Chips
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Johnny went up to his Dad and asked, "Hey, Dad, can I get twenty
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for a blow job?" His Dad responded, "I don't know, son. Are you any

good?"

Johnny came over to Mary Sue's house. They got bored and decided to

play "Doctor." Mary's mom walked in, and to her horror, Johnny was
giving Mary Sue oral sex. Her mom said, "Mary, when your daddy gets

home, you're gonna get a good lickin!" Mary's response was, "But
Johnny has been doing that all day!"

Men are like..... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family soon
after he became an officer in the Air Force. When months went by
without success, they consulted the base physician, who chose to
examine Mom right then and there. "Please disrobe," he told her.
"With
him in the room??" she yelled, pointing to my father. Turning to
Dad,
the doctor said, "Captain, I think I found the problem."

BOOZERS do it bottoms up

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HIV Chips
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-
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with
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been
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the doctor. "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper
bag!" "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual
relationship?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just little paper
bag!" "Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor.
"Your
mother must have been a carrier."

Stan Kegel

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One little moron asked another little moron: Did you just take a
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Second little moron: Why, is one missing?

Why does the little moron keep running around her bed?
He is trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why does the little moron save burned-out light bulbs?
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Why did the little moron say when they told her she was putting a
saddle
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Why did the little moron go to night school?
So she could learn to read in the dark.

Why did the little moron put a chicken in a tub of hot water? So
she'd
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Why did the little moron stand on his head in the kitchen?
He was making an upside down cake.

Why did the little moron through the clock out the window? Because
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Why did the little moron shoot the alarm clock?
Because he felt like killing time.

Why did the little moron decide to collect clocks and watches?
Because
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Why did the little moron give her chickens double martinis to drink?
She
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How did the correspondence school instruction know when the little
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Why did the little moron spray his apartment with DDT?
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Why does the little moron wet his favorite shirt before putting it
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The label says, "Wash and wear."

Why did the little moron jump out his second story window last April
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Why did the little moron run into Wall Street with a basket?
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Why does the little wear a life jacket at night?
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Why did the little moron ask her father to sit in the refrigerator?
She
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Why did the little moron want to be a n electrician?
To get a charge out of life.

Why did the little moron cut a hole in the rug?
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MONDAY: For Sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone
948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him
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TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones' ad yesterday.
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and
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--
R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707
after
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smashed it! . . Don't call 948-0707 . . I have had the phone
disconnected! I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly! . . Until
yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit . . .

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Short Chips
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Calling on an attractive coed, the theology professor asked, "Who
was
the first man?"

"If it's all the same to you, sir," replied the embarrassed
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While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out
peanuts and cokes to everyone.

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that
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Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your
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Jill was using a power strip to plug her computer and
other devices into. Windows was completely frozen, and
she was unable to shut down
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The tech told her to flip it off.

Jill said, "Ok, I gave it the finger. I feel much better. Now what
do I do?"

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Let's try it this new way," said Jack
As he winked at the girl in the sack.
She turned and she grunted,
"I should be affronted,
But this time I'm taken aback!"

A young man from a lofty sierra
Found sex both a puzzle and terror.
But he met with a lass
In a similar pass
And they both learned--by trial and error.

An ingenious botanist named Pace,
Grew cunts in pots at his place.
When they ripened, he'd pluck 'em
And eat them or fuck them--
They were simpler to grow than to chase.
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Aussie
Poem

The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock
The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock.
He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The
float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams.

He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tank
And saw a ewe down in the dam, a few yards from the bank. "Typical
bloody sheep," he thought, "they've got no common sense, "They won't
go through a gateway but they'll jump a bloody fence."

The ewe was stuck down in the mud, he knew without a doubt She'd
stay
there 'til she carked it if he didn't get her out. But when he
reached the water's edge, the startled ewe broke free And in her
haste to get away, began a swimming spree.
He reckoned once her fleece was wet, the weight would drag her down
If he didn't rescue her, the stupid sod would drown. Her style was
unimpressive, her survival chances slim He saw no other option, he
would have to take a swim.

He peeled his shirt and singlet off, his trousers, boots and socks
And as he couldn't stand wet clothes, he also shed his jocks. He
jumped into the water and away that cocky swam He caught up with
her,
somewhere near the middle of the dam

The ewe was quite evasive, she kept giving him the slip
He tried to grab her sodden fleece but couldn't get a grip.
At last he got her to the bank and stopped to catch his breath She
showed him little gratitude for saving her from death.

She took off like a Bondi tram around the other side
He swore next time he caught that ewe he'd hang her bloody hide.
Then
round and round the dam they ran, although he felt quite puffed He
still thought he could run her down, she must be nearly stuffed.

The local stock rep came along, to pay a call that day.
He knew this bloke was on his own, his wife had gone away
He didn't really think he'd get fresh scones for morning tea But nor
was he prepared for what he was about to see.

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief at what came into view
For running down the catchment came this frantic-looking ewe. And on
her heels in hot pursuit and wearing not a stitch The farmer yelling
wildly "Come back here, you lousy bitch!"

The stock rep didn't hang around, he took off in his car
The cocky's reputation has been damaged near and far
So bear in mind the Work Safe rule when next you check your flocks
Spot the hazard, assess the risk, and always wear your jocks!

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1689

Rudy Panics!

Rudy is a working dog. When he goes outside he patrols the yard
then
lies down by the front door, he is guarding the house. When he is
in
the house, he is always on guard. At night she sleeps on the floor
next
to the side of the bed where I sleep.

Even when I go to the bathroom, he lays down in the bathroom, he
is always on guard, watching, protecting.

With that as a backdrop here is what happened. I most always sleep
on the right side of the bed. Diana sleeps upstairs on a hard
mattress
and I sleep downstairs in a bed with a soft mattress. Sandi, and
Katie
sleep in my bed, the cats sleep with Diana. This night was just a
tad
different. Katie is a blanket thief, and a bed hog. So rather than
fight
her for my spot, I crawled over and slept on Sandi's side of the
bed.
Rudy was already crashed on the floor on his usually spot.

Then comes 2:30 am. Rudy goes upstairs to check on Diana, she is
sleeping well. He comes downstairs to check on me. I am gone!
I am not in my usual spot in my bed. Rudy starts to howl and make
all kinds of noise. The noise wakes me up, wakes Diana up two
floors
above me!

BJ: Rudy, it's okay, I am just on the other side of the bed.

Rudy: What are you doing over there? You are supposed to be over
here. I thought I lost you. I thought I failed as a guard dog.

BJ: No, you did your job well, it was me.

Rudy: Okay, then I will go back to sleep.

BJ: Rudy, you are a GREAT dog, sleep well my friend.

The herd in Guthrie

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