THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Every day may not be good,
but there's something good in every day
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
NEVER DO THIS TO A CAN OF BEER...
I know some of you may not drink beer but
even so, this message needs to be passed on
to all your beer drinking friends.
Never do this to a can of beer
It will get warm and explode
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
poor kid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i020.html
what crops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i021.html
rescue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i022.html
sorry dear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i023.html
don't sulk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i024.html
health risk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i025.html
bad dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i026.html
red neck sea food dinner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i027.html
collectin stamps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i028.html
the right girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i029.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
conforama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies100120.html
what those rails in the bathroom are for
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies100121.html
redneck rollercoaster
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies100122.html
bus dodge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies100123.html
feels so good
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies100124.html
Universal human declaration of human rights
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies100125.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Banff Canada
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd278.html
beautiful places
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd279.html
In Dubai
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd280.html
From 20 to 30 if a man live right,
Its once in the morning and twice at night.
From 30 to 40 if he still lives right,
He's missing a morning and sometimes a night.
From 40 to 50, its just now and then.
From 50 to 60, its heavens knows when.
From 60 to 70 he's slightly declined,
But don't let him kid you, its still on his mind!
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A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the
street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind
him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill
repute' and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy
and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have
sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to
buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?'
Of course the Madam said 'No'.
The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having
to get shots after making love with Amber -
THAT'S the girl I want.' Since the little boy was so
adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam
told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind
him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the
only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'
He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home,
my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving
me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my
baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens
to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the
disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad
will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her
one in the car and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum
will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver
the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease,
and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!'
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"Get this," said one drinker to his friends at the bar.
"Last night while I was here with you guys,
a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"Yeah... a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair
of squashed nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
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Sam, a business man was driving home after a long sales trip
and saw a hitchhiker with a cow. Sam finally stopped and the
hitchhiker approached the window and said,"Will you give me a
ride to Denver sir?"Sam was amazed and said, "I do not mind,
but you will have to leave your cow here."
"No sir," the hitchhiker said. "I will just tie her to the
back of the car, and I promise you sir, she will not slow you
down. I promise."The businessman was reluctant,but he was dying
for company, so he agreed. The hitchhiker was elated and tied
the cow to the back bumper.They started out and Sam took the car
up to 10 miles per hour, he looked in the mirror and the cow
seemed to be trotting along. 20 mph, 30 mph, 40 mph, did not
phase the cow. The hitchhiker looked over to Sam and assured
him that that everything was fine; not to worry.
Sam took the car up to 55 mph and still the cow was looking
very comfortable. Now Sam was getting a little frustrated by
this cow who could keep up with his car. Sam watched the
speedometer go 65, 75 and finally 90 mph.Sam looked back and
FINALLY the cow seemed tired, "I got you, you son of......"
"What is the matter?" the hitchhiker asked.
"Your cow seems tired, her tongue is sticking out," the business man said.
"Is it sticking out on the left, or the right?" the hitchhiker asked.
"The left side," Sam said with a smile.
"Well," the hitchhiker said, "You better pull over,
she is trying to pass you.
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BUFFALO BILL
Simmons
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90901.htm
Poor Mailman
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90902.htm
Cute Doctor
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90903.htm
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FUN PAGES
Do Beer, Not Drugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38550&s=n
Bomberman Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41516&s=n
Elephant Death Penalty
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41381&s=n
Fastest Firefly
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41423&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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