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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Catowl in Fort Myers
Hope you see this. Someone has taken over your hotmail
account and is trying to beg money. They are in Nigeria according
to the header information on your email this morning
I'm sorry for this odd request because it might get to you too
urgent but it's because of the situation of things right now, i'm
stuck in Wales United Kingdom right now. I came down here on
vacation, i was robbed, worse of it is that bags, cash and cards and
my cell phone was stolen at GUN POINT, it's such a crazy experience
for me, i need help in sorting out the hotel bills, the authorities
are not being 100% supportive but the good thing is i still have my
passport but don't have enough money to pay the hotel bills and get
back home, please i need you to loan me some money, will refund you
as soon as i'm back home, i promise.
Thanks
CATHY
buffalo says I hate to do it this way but if I send a letter saying
that the
person has been hacked it will be deleted before they can read it. I
hope
that they won't read the chips but Cathy will. Their English has
definitely
improved since they started these scams and they do bilk friends and
family out of thousands of dollars.
Some of the people with Cox, Comcast, and Charter are getting
their chips now. I think what caused this mess was the same thing
that has been causing slow deliveries, Yahoo is switching servers
and
IP numbers again. Once they figure out the mass mailer mail bombing
them is yahoo they white list that IP again. Yelling at them that
you want
all of your mail probably makes them look faster.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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