THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
To get something you never had,
you have to do something you never did
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
One of my fondest recollections of childhood was the railroad
tracks. Tommy lived up the road on the other side and the old
freight line ran along the creekbed right between our two farms.
A section was laid out to 640 acres. 1 square mile equalled 640
acres.Tommy's pappy had half of the section and my pappy had the
other half. At that time, a farm typically equalled about 320
acres. Only difference was Tommy's Grandma owned their land.
So they were not share croppers. Tommy and I didn't know it
growing up but now I understand why Tommy's pappy and momma tried
to discourage Tommy and me from playing together.
When my buddy Tommy and I
could sneak away from the chores and field work, we
often would meet halfway at the train bridge by the creek.
You could spend half the afternoon just listening to the birds calling,
the whiporwills, the martin birds, they were beautiful.
There were all kinds of entertaining things to do there for two
young boys. Like throwing cinders from the train bed off the bridge
down into the pool and try to land them on the heads of the snapping
turtles. Or sit hidden as possible while we smoked the pack of
Lucky Strikes that we stole from pappy. I went back to the farm
a couple years ago and drove down the old dirt road. It WAS still
dirt. But to my surprise, the old train track had long ago been
removed, and the creek was gone. Dry, because the field had been "tiled
out" Tiling is sortof like you might think of it as running a sewer
line through a country field. Remember I told you the land often
flooded out? The tiled land stopped that problem and it also removed
the creek we loved to play in. What are little boys to do these
days for fun? It sometimes is better to not revisit child hood memories
and let them lay dormant in memory, rather than to resurrect them
to the present.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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'The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic
surgeon''s office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I''ve
made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know.
Must be at least a thousand."
"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for
the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all those
uncomfortable positions," the medic said.
"Hell, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow
your Lamborghini."',
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This woman was talking to her friend when she got back
from her recent trip to Spokane, Washington. Her
friend asked her how she liked Spokane. She answered,
"I don't know, I never got there." So the friend says,
"You never got there... what do you mean?" She answers,
"You know me, I have to stop at every rest area and they
all say 'clean bathrooms', well, it takes longer
that you think!"
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A young couple were married and celebrated their first
night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time
again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes
into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from
the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the
bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the
door, exposing his un-aroused body for the first time to his bride.
Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped
and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to
a small part of his anatomy. He, also being shy, thought
for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so
much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
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Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.
After a while grandpa gets thirsty
and opens up his cooler
for some beer. Little Johnny asks,
"Grandpa, can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" Grandpa asked.
"No."
"Well, then you're not big enough."
Grandpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up.
Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" Grandpa asked again.
"No."
"Well, then you're not big enough."
Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies.
His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"
Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"
Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick, so he says,
"Well of course I can, I'm big enough."
Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself,
these are my cookies."
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Lion walking through the jungle growling at the top of his
lungs, yelling, "i'm the king of the jungle."
he came up to a monkey and roared out, "who's the king of
the jungle?" the monkey weakly answered, "you are, o majestic lion."
the lion roared through the jungle some more and came up to a
hyena. "who's the king of the jungle?" "you are, o great lion,"
the hyena nervously laughed.
the lion roared through the jungle some more and came upon an
antelope. "who's the king of the jungle?" he roared. "You are,
o mighty lion," the antelope skittishly answered.
the lion was full of himself by now and roared all the louder
while walking through the jungle. he came up to an elephant and
bellowed out, "who is the king of the jungle?" the elephant
looked at him, using his trunk grabbed him around the neck,
slammed his head into the ground three times, threw him high
into the air, caught him with his trunk as the lion came down,
and then body slammed him into a tree.
as the elephant slowly sauntered away, the lion weakly sat up on
the jungle floor and said, "you don't have to be so mad just
because you don't know the answer."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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