THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Before the young man began his studies, he wanted
assurance from the Master.
"Can you teach me the goal of human life?"
"I cannot," replied the Master.
"Or at least its meaning?"
"I cannot."
"Can you indicate to me the nature of death and
of life beyond the grave?"
"I cannot."
The young man walked away in scorn. The disciples
were dismayed that their Master had been shown up
in a poor light.Said the Master soothingly, "Of what
is it to comprehend life's nature and life's meaning
if you have never tasted it? I'd rather you ate your
pudding than speculated on it."
Anthony De Mello
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
no matter what
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can't win
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e061.html
bless me father
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e062.html
jealous
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e063.html
quiz contest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e064.html
who will believe you
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get back to bed
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voyerism at the beach
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sometimes the bear wins
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lazy
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Crazy Dave
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problems
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pinata
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Peach bring me a beer
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white womans work
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hot dog
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
fishing quiz
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hot chick
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American deserts
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I noticed the neighbor down the street was home every
day, so after a few weeks I asked him what was going on.
He replied, "I left my job because of illness and fatigue."
A few weeks later, his wife gave me the real truth of what happened.
Turns out my neighbor's boss got sick and tired of him.
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A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather
and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.
It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with
the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle,
biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal
and pop in the other aisles.
Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying
in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long
.....easy, boy." Another outburst, and she hears the
granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple
more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."
At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out
of the cart, and Gramps says again in a controlled voice,
"William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll
be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the
grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.
She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my
business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know
how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure,
and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just
calmly kept saying things would be okay William is very
lucky to have you as his grandpa."
"Thanks, lady," said the grandfather, "but I'm William
. .. . the little bastard's name is Steve."
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Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort
in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry
along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult
day. I said, "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"
And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate
the love they have for their family. You work hard to have
a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."
I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."
And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of
all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad."
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning
question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning
of life? Why am I here?" He replied: "That is a question many
men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for
everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, señor, but
for now - I must finish your lawn."
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Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight.
After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man
in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently,
in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married,
two sons, both surgeons." After a few minutes the man in the
aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, "Admiral,
United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both Judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to
introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master
Chief Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never
married, two sons, both Admirals
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A teacher sees a lad entering the classroom and his hands are
very dirty.She stopped him and said, "John, please wash your
hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room
with hands like that?"
Smiling the boy replied, "I think I would be too polite to mention it."
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BUFFALO BILL
Hard at the Beach
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Harley Ad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfrg.htm
Harsh Laws
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FUN PAGES
Fitz
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Missile Command Game
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Lion Seul
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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