THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Don't cry over today,
tomorrow could be worse
Good morning postman fans!
So, what are your plans for the big fourth of
July? If you have nasty weather predicted where
you live, you may want to come over here to beautiful
West Michgian. If the weatherman is right, he is
predicting perfect weather at least through Sunday.
Hovering from the high 70s and slowly creeping up
until the 90s on Sunday. I am actually looking
forward to the 90s. Last night it was COLD!! I
was sitting in the living room and man, I put a
shirt on. Mostly shirts are something I do not
bother with during summer. But I even considered
turning off the ceiling fan also. Don't seem right.
the week before the fourth, and its almost too
cold to go shirtless. Kindof makes you wonder about
that global warming thingie. All I can say is,
must be folks who believe on that one? apparently
they must live on a different globe!!! Go figger!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
new image
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e050.html
romantic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e051.html
I'm cold
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e052.html
what I've heard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e053.html
Mickey despairs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e054.html
would you shake that hand?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e055.html
talent agency
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e056.html
knees
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e057.html
I agree
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e058.html
ouch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e059.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Bellamy Brothers - Jalapenos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9869.html
dogs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9870.html
computer prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9871.html
Comedy Clip Of The Week: Racist Or Funny?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9872.html
gabriel iglesias donuts and cops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9873.html
The Gummy Bear Song With Lyrics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9874.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the miracle of digital editing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd208.html
a wake for an indian warrior
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd209.html
Aircraft Quiz
What is the biggest advantage of rotary-wing aircraft
over fixed-wing aircraft ?
Damn, sure guessed wrong on that answer. Wasn't even close.
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The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
'No way! No needles. "I hate needles" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask
on is suffocating me!"The dentist then asks the patient if he
has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. ''I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you
something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two
new dogs. The friend inquired as to the name of the dogs.
The blonde friend responded by saying one was named Rolex
and one was named Times. Her friend said "Whoever heard
of anyone naming their dogs after a watch". "Heloooooooo"
answered the blonde, "They're watch dogs!"
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A LITTLE BOY WENT INTO SCHOOL AND THE TEACHER SAID "JIMMY
WHY WERE'NT YOU IN SCHOOL YESTERDAY ???"
JIMMY REPLIED "SORRY MISS GRANDAD GOT BURNT"
"O DEAR" SAID TEACHER "IS HE BAD????"
"YES" SAID JIMMY "THEY DONT SOD ABOUT AT THAT CREMATORIUM"
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The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was
taking an unusually long time to place his order.
When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that
his girlfriend was turning 19 and he couldn't decide whether
to give her a dozen roses or 19 roses -- one for each year
of her life.
The woman put aside her business judgment and advised,
"She may be your 19-year-old girlfriend now, but someday
she could be your 50-year-old wife."
The young man bought a dozen roses.
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I couldn't find anything on this at Snopes or Truth or Fiction..
but anyways, whether its true or not, its a humorous story...
In Mt. Vernon, Texas, Drummond's Bar began construction on
expansion of their building to increase their business. In response,
the local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from
expanding with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up until
the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the bar and
it burned to the ground.
After the bar burning to the ground by a lightning strike the
church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the
power of prayer", until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds
that the church "was ultimately responsible for the demise of his
building, either through direct or indirect actions or means".
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all
responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's
reply and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how I'm
going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a
bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church
congregation that now does not."
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My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old
son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door.
"Hey, Dad, announced Billy. "Have you met the new neighbors"?
"No."
"Come on, Dad, you have to meet them."
"Some other time. I'm busy."
"Dad, you have to meet them now."
From the urgency in Billy's voice, I assumed the neighbors
were waiting outside. I set aside my project and went to
the front of the house. No one was there.
"Where are they"? I asked.
"Well, Dad," he explained. "We haven't met them yet either,
but our baseball is in their living room!"
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What is the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
The vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer Miles.
What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?
They don't really have to catch anything to be happy.
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers
business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
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BUFFALO BILL
6664
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dfertt.htm
AA.WMVPV
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dfrrtrrr.htm
Achmed Jingle Bombs
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdeeree.htm
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FUN PAGES
Jane Angel: Templar Mystery
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41736&s=n
Desert Rifle Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41584&s=n
Table Soccer Skills
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38555&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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