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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Let's take a look at some of the famous people born
during the month of July.
1. Princess Diana, Pamela Anderson, David Molique
2. Jose Canseco, Richard Petty, Thurgood Marshall
3. Tom Cruise, George M. Cohan, Tiger Butterfly, Gina of NF
4. Bonnie K, Melanie King, Ardell McCarty, Joe Wilson
5. P.T. Barnum, Huey Lewis
6. Sylvester Stallone, Nancy Reagan, George W. Bush
7. Ringo Starr, Doc Severinsen, Susan Anne Hertz
8. Kevin Bacon, Nelson Rockefeller
9. O. J. Simpson, Tom Hanks, Courtney Love
10. Arthur Ashe, Virginia Wade, David Brinkley
11. John Q. Adams, E. B. White, Giorgio Armani
12. Bill Cosby, Henry David Thoreau, Richard Simmons
13. Harrison Ford, Spud Webb
14. Gerald Ford, Ingmar Bergman
15. Linda Ronstadt, Rembrandt Van Rijn
16. Barry Sanders, Magaret Court, Arthur Perrow
17. David Hasselhoff, Anfernee Hardaway, Donald Sutherland
18. John Glenn, Nelson Mandela, Dick Button
19. George McGovern, Ilie Nastase
20. Kim Carnes, Natalie Wood, Carlos Santana, Rosa Haverland
21. Robin Williams, Isaac Stern, Ernest Hemingway, Dolores Wade
22. David Spade, George Clinton, Danny Glover
23. Woody Harrelson, Don Drysdale
24. Barry Bonds, Karl Malone, Jennifer Lopez
25. Walter Payton, Walter Brennan, Joyous Australia
26. Mick Jagger, Sandra Bullock, Blake Edwards
27. Peggy Fleming, Leo Durocher, Jerry Van Dyke
28. Bill Bradley, Jacqueline Onassis, Susie In Neb, David Moore
29. Peter Jennings
30. Henry Ford, Casey Stengel, William Webster
31. Wesley Snipes, Curt Gowdy, Evonne Goolagong Cawley
Enjoy the chips and if you were born in July Happy Birthday
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After the birth of my son, a woman from the
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your name?"
"McCoy, sergeant."
"And what was your civvy job?"
"I was a cork socker, sergeant."
"A cork socker? What's that?"
"Well, I worked in a winery, see, and my job was to put the pretty
paper over the corks in the wine bottles. A cork socker, they
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"Okay," said the sergeant, "through that door there and see the
medical officer. "Next!" The next bloke fronted up.
"Name?" asked the sergeant. "McCoy, sergeant." "Another McCoy! And
what was your civvy job?"
"I was a coke soaker, sergeant."
"A coke soaker? What's that?"
"Well I worked in the foundry, see, and it was my job to keep the
coke damp so it burned hotter. A coke soaker they called me."
"Okay," said the sergeant, "through that door there and see the
medical officer. "Next!" The next bloke fronted up.
"Name?" asked the sergeant. "McCoy, sergeant." "Not another McCoy!
And what was your civvy job?"
"I was a sock tucker, sergeant."
"A sock tucker? What's that?"
"Well, I worked in a sock factory, and when the socks came off the
production line I had to fold them neatly and tuck them together. A
sock tucker, they called me."
"Okay," said the sergeant, "through that door there and see the
medical officer. "Next!" The next bloke fronted up.
"Name?" asked the sergeant. "McCoy, sergeant."
"Not another one!" the sergeant groaned. "And what the hell are you
lad?
A coke soaker, a cork socker or a sock tucker?"
"None of those sweetie," lisped the bloke. "I'm the real McCoy!"
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The inexperienced young Bob was smitten with Sue who was sitting
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Clearing his throat, Bob said, "Sue.... I think I love you!" in a
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Paula & Steve got married. They went to a Hotel for the wedding
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The first time
She leaned back and let her shapely legs relax, partly drawing up
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give into him, and he would go ahead and get what he wanted; She
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with other girls many times before, but for her it would hurt and
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There was a young harlot of Crete
Whose fucking was far, far too fleet.
So they tied down her ass
With a long ton of brass
To give them a much longer treat.
When the Nazis landed in Crete
The young harlot had to compete
With the many Storm Troopers
Who were using their poopers
For other things than to excrete.
Our subversive young harlot of Crete
Was led to fifth-column deceit.
When the paratroops landed
Her trade she expanded
By at once going down on their meat.
Then here was this harlot of Crete
She decided to be very neat.
She said, "I'm too high class
To ream common ass,
And I'll wash every prick that I eat."
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Was hawking her meat in the street.
Ambling out one fine day
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She clapped up the whole British fleet.
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A man and his son were walking through a field,
and saw two dogs mating.
The little boy asked his Dad what was happening.
The Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1829
Caldwell (continued)
Val: Check out all the water fountains!
BJ: You mean the toilets?
Val: Whatever.
Sandi: You have three?
BJ: Yes.
Sandi: But there are only two of you, why three?
BJ: The house came that way. Let me show you the man-cave.
Rudy: Cool Pops! It has a TV, a 50" projection screen, surround
sound,
we can rock in here. Oh a fridge...is it stocked?
Val: A microwave, we can pop popcorn.
BJ: This was the garage but I wanted it to be our place guys.
Katie: I like it.
Sandi: Me to. It has the same couch as our basement had, you old
man-cave and the recliner to.
BJ: Plus the bed I grew up in. If I want to crash out here, so be
it.
Rudy: With it in the garage will it get hot/cold?
BJ: I insulated the attic with the best I could get R-30, so it
will be fine
here, plus we have oak walls.
Rudy: When can we test it out?
BJ: In six months...
Rudy: A-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The herd in Guthrie/Caldwell
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