THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
KINDNESS: It is a little embarrassing that
after forty-five years of research and study,
the best advice I can give to people is to be a
little kinder to each other.
~Aldous Huxley
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I don't want to over dwell on child hood, but I
do want to thank you all for letting me share a
couple of boyhood memories. My apologies to those
who thought it was boring. We will move on to something
else now. But I do want to say a couple things. The
funny thing about memories of growing up, they can be good,
and they can be bad. Regardless of what they are, they
help to shape what you are today. But the trick is, when
you reflect on them, whether they are good or bad,
your memories won't always reflect the truth of a
specific even or place the way it really was. But that
is ok because either way, you have to find
what makes your memories special to you
and then you have to turn them into a positive influence
on yourself. That is what we call "reaching maturity."
Tomorrow we will talk about something else.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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After several years of serving the church in a
far away land a priest is requested to report to his
new assignment at a church in the South Bonx New York.
Upon his arrival he set out immediately to learn the new
culture by taking a walk down the street in plain clothes.
On his way a loose-looking woman approaches him and in
a lowered voice says, "Hey Buddy... blow job 25 bucks."
The priest glares at her, confused, and says "What's a
blow job?..."The woman is just as confused and says
"What are you a comedian!" and walks off.
The priest, undaunted, walks on to the next block and
again another seedy-looking woman confronts him and again repeats,
"Hey mister blow job 25 bucks."
The priest quickly replies "What is this blow job!?"
The woman looks at him surprised and, thinking something's
wrong, hurries off.The priest now very curious returns to
the church to ask anyone he can find what exactly this thing
he's never heard of is. The first door he sees as he enters
the church is that of Mother Superior.
The priest knocks on the door and Mother Superior invites
him in to take a seat.The priest looks at Mother Superior
and says "I have a question - What is a blow job?"
Mother Superior quickly goes to shut the door and upon
returning to her seat she replies in a whisper.... "Same as
on the outside.... 25 bucks.... "
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Joe was walking with his new girlfriend Vickie. They had just
finished a wonderful date and he was about to drop her off at home.
The mood was right and the timing was right, so Joe looked into
her eyes and said, "Sweetheart, I want to tell you that you're
the first girl I have ever loved."
"Oh no", Vickie groaned, "not another Rookie!"
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Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York
during the winter. He and his friend went outside to
play in the snow. After about an hour, his friend's
mother called them back inside and had them remove
their galoshes and gloves.
Little Johnny's friend's mom was a tall voluptuous,
woman who would warm her son's hands by putting them
between her thighs. So as usual, when her son came in
from playing in the snow, she asked if his hands were
cold, to which he replied "yes".
She then put them together and stuck them between her
warm thighs. After a few minutes, she asked "are they
warm yet?" and the little boy said "yes". Little
Johnny watched his friend and waited his turn.
His friend's mom then asked him if his hands were
Cold, to which he replied, "yes". So she took his
Hands, put them together and stuck them between her
thighs. After a few minutes she asked if his hands
were "warm yet" and he said "yes". So she took them
out.Little Johnny continued to stand there with a sly grin
on his face. When the mom asked "well what is it now,
Johnny? What's wrong?
Johnny looked up at her and replied
"my ears are cold too!"
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Pauly went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I
almost had an affair with my neighbor." The priest said, "What
do you mean, 'almost'?" Pauly said, "Well, I'm home all day
and so is she, so we got undressed and rubbed together, but
then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the
same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For
your penance, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box."
Pauly left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to
leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him
saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
Pauly replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
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A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called
as a witness. The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any
cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?" "No sir." answered
the man. "Did you ever get any from his wife?" "No sir." "Did
you ever get any from his daughters?" "Uh... excuse me sir,"
the witness said, "but we're still talking about drugs here, right?"
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During the wedding reception in the family's southern mansion,
the bride's Granddaddy slipped her five $100 bills and told her
that it was for her and to keep it for "mad money, so she
stuffed them in her gloves By family tradition, the couple spent
their first night together in their historic plantation house.
Later that night, after all the guests had left, the bride's
Grandmother saw her sneaking down the stairs, and asked where
she was going. "I left my gloves in the library, Grand-MaMa,
and it's important that I have them." "Oh you youngsters!"
the Grandmother sighed. "You march yourself right back upstairs
and grab hold of that damm thing with your bare hands just like I
did your Grandfather's."
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Becky was lying on her death bed in the hospital when her husband came to
visit her. Becky said to her husband, "you know Morris we have been
married for over fifty years and we never had oral sex.Before I die I want
you to try it on me.
Morris agreed,and pulled the curtain closed around the bed and
proceeded to lick her virgina. Morris visited his wife the next day and
found his wifesitting in a chair ,all
made up and ready to go home. The doctors told morris that a miricle
had happened to his wife which was unexplainable. Morris smirked and then
went into a deprresion.
His wife said to Morris "whats wrong with you.Morris replied, if I knew
today what I learned yesterday I could have saved my Mother,sister and my
aunt Sadie.
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A man and his wife, moved from Conroe , Texas to Mendenhall, MS .
The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas ,
it cost them $2000. Per year!
When they arrived in Mendenhall, they went to an insurance agency
to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.' The husband
was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Mendenhall to
insure it because it cost him $2000 in Texas.
The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and
said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden
structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39...
You just have to know how to describe it!'
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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