THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
In starting and waging a war it is
not right that matters, but victory.
Adolf Hitler
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The other day, I was cleaning junk out of a
closet and came across another old memory.
My father's old Philco radio. This thing was
so old it did not have a fm band. Am only and a dial,
no digital numbers on the face. And for its
time it was probably pretty sophisticated.
(Altho it is probably a foot and a half long
and maybe a foot wide) It has long since quit
working and pap has been gone for several years
now. But when we were going through his things,
it was special to me in my memories of growing
up. That's why I asked mom if I could have it.
I still remember, the radio coming on at 430am
every morning, which is when pappy started the day.
It doesn't have a automatic start thingie. He would
sit down by the radio a couple minutes before it was
time and turn it on and listen to just static.Then,
thats is when the local radio station came on the
air, and they always started broadcasting with "revelie".
And when pappy's day started, the whole house started.
He probably played revelie loud enough for the
neighbors to hear a mile and a half down the road.
After that, the farm report came on, and by then,
we were finished with bisquits and coffee to hold us
over until we got done with chores, which was
usually till 7am when it was time for breakfast.
Know what? the radio may not work no more, and it
may not be valuable to nobody but me. But I think
I am going to keep it:)
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin akak the postman
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
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Annette
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This keeps happening over and over again... In Sacramento, a
30-year-old teaching intern was arrested for having sex in the
backseat of her car with a 16-year-old male student. Boy, this really
shows how bad California's public schools are. Our kids aren't even
getting sex from certified teachers -- they're substitutes! Get
someone in there with a credential! - Jay Leno
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A college freshman comes home after being away all semester. Her
father looks her up and down, then says, "Aren't you a lot fatter
than when you went away?"
"Yes I am, Dad," the girl admits. "I weigh 140 pounds stripped for
gym." The father stares at her for a moment
in horrified amazement. Finally, he shouts, "Well, tell me this: Just
who in the devil is Jim?"
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A man lunching at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had
been set with forks, not chop- sticks. He asked why. The waiter said,
"Chop- sticks were provided only on request."
"But," the man countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you
wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."
"True," the waiter shot back, "but we would have to hire three more
people to clean up the mess."
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Our Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing of the
hospital. When a new baby was brought into the nursery, all the women
tried to guess its weight, but the guy standing next to me was the
only male to venture a number.
"Looks like 9 pounds," he offered confidently.
"This must not be your first," I said.
"Oh, yes," he said. "It's my first."
"Then how would you know the weight of a baby?" I asked.
He shrugged. "I'm a fisherman."
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Myrddin and Aspazia were having dinner and the conversation got
around to transplants and artificial body parts.
"They'll make an artificial dick next," Aspazia said.
"Bullshit!" replied Myrddin. "There are some things you can't make.
Besides, what would you make it from?"
"Iron," she told him.
"Don't be stupid, woman. It would rust."
"Ok, brass then," she insisted.
"That's bloody ridiculous," scoffed Myrddin. "Men would never be able
to keep it clean."
"Rubbish!" she told him. "For years, I've watched you polish yours
while watching porno videos...!"
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My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a
community college. On his first night of class, he started a chapter on
banking. During the course of his lecture, the subject of ATMs came up,
and he mentioned that, on average, most machines contain only about
$1500 at a given time.
Just then a man in the back raised his hand. "I'm not trying to argue,"
he told my father, "but the machine I robbed had about $3,000 in it."
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A girl was telling her date about her old boyfriend, and while doing so was
stroking her beer bottle up and down many times. Finally her date has had
enough and says,
" You're always thinking about him.
Why don't you think about me once in a while?"
"OK!" she says and starts stroking the top two inches of her bottle.
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his
grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in
his new location.Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in
a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom
half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad
his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle...
it makes your nose look too short."
Love, Grandma
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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