The Postman's Corner
With chiselled touch The stone unhewn and cold
Becomes a living mould, The more the marble
wastes The more the statue grows
Michael Angelo
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Did you know that in the human body there
is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus.
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is
responsible for giving people a shitty
outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull
a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't
bring a tear to your eye. !!!
I want to just put a big thank u out to my good ole
buddy, Ross, who is from somewhere south of the Mason Dixon.
He is responsible for most of the
power point displays we are enjoying. He has gone
out of his way to help out a fellow editor, and
I want to be sure we postman fans pay him back
as well. He publishes a little rag he calls Training
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THE COMICS
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lost leg
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I wanna buy you a drink
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the job
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where's the paper
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lighting up
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hi Mom
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jiffy lube
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where you get her
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
have a treat
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footsie
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why Japan will not win
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baseball pitch
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overpass
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Mouse Trap Survivor Cheese Commercial
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
In every office
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a boat trip through Germany
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the Great Barrier reef
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A father was entertaining a boy his daughter had brought
home from college. "I realize it's only a formality,"
the young man said, "but I want to ask for your daughter's
hand.""And where did you get the idea that this is just a
formality?" the father asked.
The boyfriend replied, "From our Lamaze instructor."
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Two Jewish sisters-in-law, Ruth and Golda, meet on the street.
Ruth says to Golda, "Such news I got for you, Golda! My Irving
is finally getting married. He tells me he is engaged to this
wonderful Jewish girl, but he thinks the poor darling may
have some strange illness called herpes."
After offering congratulations, Golda says to Ruth, "So,
Ruthie, do you have any idea what is this herpes, and can
our Irving catch it?"Ruth answers, "God forbid! But his
Papa and I are just so happy to hear about his engagement.
You know how we've all worried about him. It's past time
he's settled with a nice girl. As far as the herpes goes,
who knows?""Well," Golda says, "I have a very fine medical
dictionary, you know, Ruthie. I'll just run home right now
and look it up and call you."So, Golda goes home, looks it up,
and calls Ruth excitedly, "Ruth! Ruth! Thank goodness, I found
it. Not to worry, Ruthie! It says herpes is a disease of
only the gentiles."
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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party
at his pool.When they were changing into their swim trunks,
one turned to the other and said, "Did you notice the small
dongs on the rich kids?"The other answered, "Yeah! It's probably
because they have all those toys to play with!"
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A blonde on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said
to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they
come from?""The glaciers brought them down," said the guide.
"But where are the glaciers?"
"The glaciers," said the guide in a weary voice,
"have gone back for more rocks."
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At a baby shower her co-workers gave her, my daughter
mentioned she had a craving for grapes. "Steve and I wonder
if we have a wine maker here," she joked.
"Don't laugh," added an older friend,
"I couldn't stop eating doughnuts
during my pregnancy, and now our son's a policeman."
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In a small town in the Midwest, there is a rather sizable factory
that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local
woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you
limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think
women are weak, dumb, cantankerous. ..or what?!"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our
employees are used to *obeying* orders, are accustomed to
being *shoved* around, know how to keep their mouths *shut*
and don't pout when I *yell* at them!!"
BUFFALO BILL
Beer By the Pool
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How To Put On a Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91107.htm
Knife Guy
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FUN PAGES
Slingo Deluxe
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Lake Fishing
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Very Big Boned
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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