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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Eva and I are sitting here watching the Temptations movie on
VH-1 Classic. We are eating Nacho Chips and she has a glass of
juice and I have a glass of Diet Coke and she insists on clinking
glasses when I reach for my drink. Who knows where she picks
this stuff up. That brings us around to my rant for today, movies
on music tv.
I started watching videos in the early eighties right after MTV
became popular. They quickly decided I was too old to watch
their new programming and started VH-1 which was supposed
to be for a more mature audience. Neither of them play videos
with any regularity anymore instead you have reality shows
and stupid games, and of course movies. But then you have
more movie channels and you can watch blocks of top 20
videos, rap videos, country videos, even Jamaican videos
but there is only one channel, VH-1 Classic, that was dedicated
to classic rock and now they are trying to change that one too
with shows they produce themselves and movies. I know the
royalties are cheaper that way but what difference does it make
if no one wants to watch because they are showing a Beatles
movie for the tenth time. I saw it when it came out and no person
needs to see it more than twice in a lifetime.
Give me videos, 24 hours a day, minus commercials, heck you
can even throw Lady Gaga in there if you want, but give me videos.
I don't want to think, I want to rock. heh heh
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
With a little keg of brandy.
Jack got stewed,
Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack, and Jill, and Andy.
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Frankie and Johnny were lovers,
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A guy came home to his wife and said to her:
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When my daughter was about six years old, my sister was babysitting
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1837
Hard Choices
BJ: What is the matter Sandi, you look sad?
Sandi: I miss Rudy, my hubby.
BJ: Do you want me to take you to him?
Sandi: Then I will miss you.
BJ: Ok girl here is the deal. I am at work from 7:30 am until
5:30 pm Mondays through Fridays and we cannot see each other
then. Also, you have to hold going to the bathroom during that
time.
Sandi: Yes, it gets tough.
BJ: So why don't I take you and Katherine back to Caldwell.
Sandi: I do not know what to do.
BJ: I will make the decision for you. You and Katie go.
Remember every Friday, Saturday and most Sundays I will
be there so only Mondays through Thursdays will you not
see me. Also, every week brings us closer to being together.
Sandi: Sniff sniff.
BJ: Also if you get ill with this, I will bring you back.
Sandi: Promise?
BJ: Promise.
The herd
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