Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Hope that you are enjoying your chips this weekend, or at
least that you are receiving them. I have been sending out
messages for the past three days and having trouble getting
the approval copy back and then when they are approved
some are sent in milliseconds and others can take 12 hours.
Yahoo hasn't given any reasons so it could be server problems,
sunspot activity, brownouts in California or just a full moon
phenomena. I could send out additional sends but I know
you don't want all of them when they finally break the dam
and neither do I.
I hope you enjoy your work week and we will see you tomorrow.
Buffalo
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Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
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Statement: "I need you."
True Meaning: "My hand is tired."
Statement: "I am different from all the other guys."
True Meaning: "I am not circumcised.
Statement: "I want a commitment."
True Meaning: "I'm sick of masturbation.
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "It's just orange juice, try it."
True Meaning: "Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my
head."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a bag over the
head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
Statement: "I miss you so much."
True Meaning: "I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look
good."
Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I am so insecure..."
Statement: "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
True Meaning: "Is my penis really that small?"
Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who the hell are you?"
Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."
Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."
Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."
Statement: "I'll give you a call."
True Meaning: "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs
than see you again."
Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."
Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"
True Meaning: "I gotta remember to turn on my answering machine."
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Short Chips
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My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him
if we hadn't stopped her."
"He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?"
"No, that's not what made her the maddest."
"It's not?"
"No, she got mad when he reached in the window and closed the
curtains."
Two Swedish housemaids are having their pictures taken.
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The second replies, "He's got to focus."
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A man is telling his friend about his escapades and says, "I feel so
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time, surely you can beg for forgiveness."
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lover."
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Little Johnny Chips
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
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blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and
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Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work,
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Short Chips
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One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone
to see that new gynecologist yet!"
"My gynecologist is fine. I don't need to change."
"But the new one's so young and handsome, while your gynecologist is
so old!"
The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know. His hands
shake all the time!"
Mary, despite her good looks and charm, had still never dated any
boys at the age of 19. Today she was asking her aunt Martha for
advice with boys.
"Aunt Martha," she started, "I've just started French kissing Tommy
and I need to know where the spit should go. I don't want to
dribble on my boyfriend."
"Swallow." Her aunt advised. "This will make you even more popular
later on."
Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Yell at her.
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
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Toon Chips
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Limerick Chips
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I once had a ladyfriend, Rose,
Double-jointed she was, I suppose...
And I watched fascinated,
As Rose masturbated;
Herself with the tip of her nose.
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Hickory dickory dock
some girl was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I shot my goo
And dumped the bitch on the next block.
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Hickory Dickory dock
Some slut was suckin my cock
Her hair got tangled
The bitch was strangled
But at least she swallowed the lot!!!!
<Snagged by>
Ross
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Parting Chips
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned
somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.
The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on
her.
When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and
his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his
head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check
on his girlfriend.
The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his
girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. "What's
so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks
he's me!"
Randy
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1848
The Salt Mine
Dad is up on the weekend and has a plan.
BJ: Hey have you guys heard about the salt mine in Hutchinson?
Rudy: That sounds just gross.
Sandi: No actually, it sounds interesting. Salt is a main factor
in life.
Katie: Will there be free stuff?
Val: Road trip!
Diana: Let's go guys!
Everyone gets into the van and off they go to Hutchinson, Kansas.
Along the way they pass through a small town, Yoder known for having
a lot of Amish.
Rudy: Why are there so many horse drawn carriages on the road Pops?
BJ: It is their religion. They do not believe in riding in cars
unless it is
an emergency.
Katie: Their attire is simple.
Diana: Again their beliefs are to be modest and unassuming.
Val: I think it would be difficult.
Sandi: I admire them. To be strong in your faith during this age
is
admirable.
BJ: I agree. Just about 10 minutes to the salt mine.
To be continued
The herd
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