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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
A year ago yesterday my mom was killed in a car accident in
Spokane where she had went to watch two of her daughters
renew their wedding vows. The Toyota she was in had a head-on
collision with another car that had crossed over into their lanes.
The driver of the other car was transporting her cat to the vet
and It had gotten loose in the car. At first there was no way to
verify her story and everyone suspected cellphone usage to have
something to do with it but the records proved differently and the
cat's body was found later under the dash of the car.
I was asked about six months ago to write a letter to the young
woman that was driving the other car but I wasn't ready to revisit
the whole situation again. A little time has passed since then
and I am ready to think objectively about it again. Although she
was responsible for the accident, I am a pet lover and also well
aware of how quickly everything can go bad in just a second when
you are distracted while driving. I am sure she has regretted that
moment many times during the past year. I am also sure that my
mom would have forgiven her so I am doing the same. I wish
Camera Cox a long and happy life. Maybe some day soon I will
write it on paper and send it to her.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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A beautiful young lady went to a doctor and asked for a check-up.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1839
Adjustments
The dogs are in the backyard.
Rudy: So I wonder what Pops is doing about now?
Katie: Oh he is probably relaxing and having a good time.
Val: Sleeping soundly would be my guess.
Sandi: I don't know about that.
In Guthrie...
BJ wakes up looks over at the pillow were Sandi would have her
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He gets up out of bed and steps on a dog biscuit: Katie, she buries
her biscuits and doesn't eats them very often. Oh look a wooden
coat hanger that has been chew on. Val no doubt.
Sigh!
BJ walks upstairs and hesitates at the front door looking at the
scratches that are about five feet high... Rudy.
As he reaches the top of the stairs, he involuntarily looks behind
him,
halfway expecting to see four scampering dogs following him. Sigh.
BJ: The sound of Silence is deafening.
The herd
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