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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Sitting here waiting for the Tigers to play, they'll probably
be losing by 2000 so I will be able to watch the NCIS rerun
and Captain Phil die without missing much. They have some
of the best players but just like building a car. You put the
best parts in it and for unknown reasons it breaks down in
the middle of the road. I don't feel bad though changing channels.
There was a poll last week asking which team you were going
you were rooting for in the All-star game. The winner of the poll
was an alternate choice of watching Deadliest Catch and it
had 2/3 of the vote.
Eva has a pair of pink rain boots with yellow flowers that
she prefers to all her other shoes and she will clomp
around the house with them on. I had also bought chocolate
and vanilla marshmallows a few weeks back and Eva
came up from behind me and offered me a marshmallow.
I munched as I was reading email and she asked me if I wanted
another. I finally looked down and noticed she had put half
of the bag in her boot along with some bubble gum. I said
no thanks and sent her on her way. I wonder if that's why
pirates called their treasure, booty?
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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"Mommy, why are you putting out the flag?"
"For solidarity, honey."
"What is solidarity, Mom?"
"We are all standing together, and being strong as one."
"Oh. Mommy, why are you giving blood?"
"For solidarity. We need to stand together and help each other."
"Oh. Mommy, why are putting the flag on your car?"
"For solidarity, honey. We all have to know that we are together
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"Oh. Mommy, why are we lighting these candles?"
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"Oh. Mommy, what is solidarity?"
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"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
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A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara
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After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed.
The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great
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"And on the third day . . . " he began.
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Short Chips
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Three sisters; Ann, Jan and Fanny all have very big feet.
Ann has size 8's. Jan has size 9's and Fanny has size 10's.
Ann and Jan go on a double date with two guys. One of the
lads notices the large feet and comments. 'Bleeding hell
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One day the teacher asked her students to use the word
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Blonde Chips
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A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice,
the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I
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1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
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4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
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5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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A woman from France is touring in the United States when she
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Italian Chips
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ITALIAN HONEYMOON After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with
his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in
Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Luigi said,
"Everyting wasa perfecto excepta for da traina ride down." "Whata
you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni. "Well, we boarda da train at
Grana Central Station. Mya beautiful Virginia , she packa biga
basketa food. She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we
were lookina forward toa da trip, and open upa da luncha basket ..
The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'noa eat
indisa car. Musta usea da dining car.' So, mea and mya beautiful
Virginia, we go toa da dining car, eata biga lunch and starta toa
open da bottle of a nicea vino! Conductore walka by again, waga his
finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So,
we goa to da cluba car. Whilea drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta
my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say,
'Noa smokina disa car. Musta go toa smokina car ..' "We go to a
smokina car and I smokea mya biga cigar. Then mya beautiful
Virginia and I, we go toa da sleeper car anda go toa bed. We just
about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through
da hallway shouting ata da top of hisa voice.. 'Nofolka Virginia !
Nofolka Virginia !' "Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus.''
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In a crowded airliner a five-year-old boy is throwing a wild temper
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Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly minister slowly
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"Excuse me, Reverend," she says quietly, "but what magic words did
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Parting Chips
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My friends need not be reminded
Of exploits I masterminded,
Like ogling the women
At poolside while swimmin'.
It's true I am quite broad-minded.
(Kirk Miller)
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Were you a more elegant chap,
I'd ask to sit down on your lap
Cross-legg'd, like a swami
For 'hide the salami',
But it seems that you're ill with the clap!
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When a horseplaying golfer named Trey
Goosed a girl in the rough one fine day
He found her, though willing,
Just barely fulfilling....
"I would rate her," said Trey, "a par lay."
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