THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The best portion of a good man’s life is his little,
nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
William Wordworth
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well yesterday was another milestone for me
and the war department. it was our 31st anniversary.
There was nothing fancy for us in recognition. a
simple extra smile and an anniversary wish in the
morning. We will probably do "celebrating" on Friday,
payday. Nothing major, maybe just out for supper.
I used to think that people who had been married
this long had achieved something awesome and wonderful.
Now I realize that after it is all said and done, they simply
managed to avoiding fighting so hard that you
want to kill your partner. Ironically it is true, though,
if you simply avoid issues of conflict, eventually
they will go away or some how if you cannot solve them,
eventually they won't be important anymore. For example,
so what if you are not getting it as often as you think
you should and Willie is not a happy camper. After all,
sooner or later, it is not gonna matter because you will
eventually lose your libedo anyway. See? sex doesn't matter.
Sheeshe. maybe I took up the wrong profession! Maybe instead
of being a joke teller, I should apply for Dr. Phil's job.
Just remember, as long as you don't believe in divorce,
be sure to hide the ammunition and never never never give
her iron pots, pans and skillets for her birthday.
And if thats true, you most likely will be a happily married
man for all the days of your life
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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a useful app
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Tiger
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you've got mail
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I'm sorry
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the remote
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boaster
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over analyzing
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police brutality
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global warming
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the man song
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Reebok
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camera prank
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sexual harrasment
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a trick with an f35
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
I wish you the strength of all elements
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Israel since 1948
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its magic
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An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his
library wall. He called in an artist. Describing what
he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff,
and I would like your interpretation of the last thing
that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am
going out of town on business for a week, and when I return,
I expect it to be completed."
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to
examine the new mural. To his surprise, what he found was
a painting of a cow with a halo, surrounded by hundreds of
Indians in various stages and positions of making love.
Furious, he called the artist in.
"What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire.
"Why, that's exactly what you asked for." said the artist smugly.
"No. I didn't ask for pornographic filth! What I asked for
was your interpretation of the last thing that went through
Custer's mind!""And there you have it," said the artist.
"I call it 'Holy Cow! Look at all those f*cking Indians!'"
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Q. Why don't men know the meaning of fear?
A. They only know one four-letter word beginning with F.
Q: What does a blonde have in common with the United
States Army?
A: They're open to any man between the ages of eighteen
and thirty-five.
Q. What's a clitoris?
A. A female hood ornament.
Q: What Do You Call A Woman Who Can Suck A Golf Ball
Through A 20 Ft. Garden Hose?
A: `Darling', `Sweetheart', `Precious', Whatever It
Takes.
Q: How do you get a woman off during sex?
A: Push her.
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There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light district
until he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "The
Hooker With Three Breasts...". The man get's just a little
interested and thinks "well... that could be a once in a lifetime
experience". So he goes in and walks up to the man behind the
counter. "I'd like to see the hooker with the three breasts" he
says."Are you sure you can afford that... It'll cost you a thousand
dollars" the pimp replies. But, the man is too exited, pull's his
wallet and pays him the money. So, he's taken up three stairs to a
little room in the back of the house and when he opens the room...
there she is. The room is dark but as he comes closer he sees it...
three breasts! And so the man absolutely has the night of his life.
The next day the man walks past that same whorehouse and thinking of
the night before and the time he had, he goes in and pays the pimp
another thousand dollars. Again, he goes up three stairs to that
little dark room in the back of the house. And as the day before,
she lies there waiting.
But, as he walks up to the hooker, he sees that something is
wrong... "Hey! You had three breasts yesterday..." he says after
which she smiles and says "What did you expect honey... you can only
suck out a boil like that once!".
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A middle aged couple is watching TV when an evangelist comes on
and promises to heal the sick.
The evangelist says, "Pray with me, placing your right hand in
the air and your left hand on the afflicted area."
So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on
his crotch.
His wife says, "Honey, he said heal the sick, not raise the dead."
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BUFFALO BILL
Super Models
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Suzuki
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Swallowing
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FUN PAGES
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Life of Pun
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World's Oldest Cat
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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