THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If your income doesn't keep up with your outgo,
then your upkeep will be your downfall.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Give kindness, and it keeps going. Give kindness, and
it continues long past the original expression.
Kindness inspires more kindness. A little bit of
kindness can go a long, long way.
But why stop with just a little? Offer great kindness,
again and again, and you truly change the world.
Think of how good it feels when someone is kind to you.
Make it your goal to pass that feeling along to others
every chance you get.Give kindness and something amazing
happens. Your own strength, confidence and joy will increase.
Add some kindness to your world today. And see the positive
benefits as it continues to grow beyond you.
-- Ralph Marston
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
unprofessional
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i000.html
pinnochio
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i001.html
wtf??
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i002.html
delete
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i003.html
revenge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i004.html
mother in law
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i005.html
go ask your mother
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i006.html
monday morning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i007.html
out of the question
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i008.html
gotta go
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dumb People.........WITH GUNS
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies10007.html
What not to do on a one night stand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies10008.html
Medieval helpdesk with English subtitles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies10009.html
Dogs Eating Ice Cream
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies10010.html
Can you believe what you see ? omg étonnant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies10011.html
wedding gags
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies100112.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
for animal lovers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd272.html
things money can buy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd273.html
the woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd274.html
nostalgia email
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd275.html
This guy comes back home from work to find his wife
has left him a note "Off to the grocery store".
He hasn't been "getting any" from her, so he decides
this is his chance and goes to the video store to rent
a porn flick. He puts the video in, and starts
masturbating. He's about to climax when all of a
sudden his wife comes in, drops her grocery bags,
runs over and gives him the blowjob of his life. Then
she collects all the bags and goes to the kitchen. The
guy is sitting there, stunned, amazed at what just
happened. After a couple of minutes he regroups and goes
to the kitchen where he finds his wife chopping tomatoes.
He asks her: "We haven't had sex for over five years and
all of a sudden you come in and blow me. What happened?!".
To which his wife replied: "I just washed the floor this
morning. I would rather go brush my teeth than to have to
clean the floor again."
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into
the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover
from the surprise, the man began weeping.
"I'm sorry," he said. "I'm really sorry. I keep doing that
to bartenders. I can't tell you how embarrassing it is, to
have a compulsion like this."Far from being angry, the
bartender was sympathetic. Before long, he was suggesting that
the man see an analyst about his problem. "I happen to have the
name of a Psychoanalyst," the bartender said. "My brother and my
wife have both been treated by him, and they say he's as good
as they get." The man wrote down the name of the doctor,
thanked the bartender, and left.The bartender smiled, knowing
he'd done a good deed for a fellow human being.Six months later,
the man was back."Did you do what I suggested?" the bartender
asked, while serving a glass of white wine."I certainly did,"
the man said. "I've been seeing the Psychoanalyst twice a week."
He took a sip of the wine. Then he threw the remainder into the
bartender's face.The flustered bartender wiped his face with a
towel. "The doctor doesn't seem to be doing you any good," he sputtered.
"On the contrary," the man claimed, "he's done me a world of good."
"But you threw the wine in my face again!" the bartender exclaimed.
"Yes," the man replied, "but it doesn't embarrass me anymore."
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One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5,
we were attending a church in our community.
It was common for the preacher to invite the children
to the front of the church and have a small lesson before beginning
the sermon. He would bring in an item they could find around
the house and relate it to a teaching from the Bible. This
particular morning, the visual aid for his lesson was a smoke detector.
He asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an
alarm sounded from the smoke detector. My child immediately
raised his hand and said, "It means Daddy's cooking dinner."
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A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day
and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the
firehouse.
Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on.
Bell #2 rings, and we
all slide down the pole.
Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!"
"So," he continues, "From now on, we're going to run this house the
same way.
When I say Bell #1, I want
you to strip naked.
When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed
and when I say Bell #3, we're going to make love all night!"
The wife
is agreeable with this arrangement. The next night, he came home from
work and yelled,
"Bell #1!" The wife took off all her clothes.
"Bell #2!".....The wife jumped into bed.
"Bell #3!"..... They began passionate loving...
After two minutes, the wife yelled, "Bell #4!".....
The husband asked "What the hell is Bell #4?"
"MORE HOSE!" she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"
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A mid-level Blonde executive was so frustrated at being passed over
for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a
brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by
the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this
procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's
brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's
brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is
forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five
thousand dollars.""Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a
Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we
would have to kill to get an ounce?"
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BUFFALO BILL
blood pressure
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nnmvkl,.htm
blove
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jmfmdmkfk.htm
blow
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fklslkdf.htm
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FUN PAGES
Driving Skills
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38549&s=n
Kaboom Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41534&s=n
Thirsty Eyes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41429&s=n
Illegal Swim
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41426&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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