THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The virtue lies in the
struggle, not in the prize.
~Milnes
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It has been a rather uneventful week here in
beautiful West Michigan. The temps have been on
the warm side and hovering around 90, but for
the most part, its not all that bad. Next week
the weather man says we may get a little rain.
That is good because it will cool things off and
help alleviate a bit of a drought that we have
going. I survived my first week with no car. The
week before I had sold the Crown Victoria to my
son, who decided its a wonderful piece of mechanics.
For myself, I do miss it. But other than to make
a couple trips to McDonalds for coffee in the morning,
I can't say I had any real need for it. Fortunately,
son works nights and sleeps during the day. So,
put a few dollars in the gas tank, and he never knew
that Dad "Borrowed" the car. Sometimes I guess
you just count certain things as "payback" :)
Seems kindof strange all those years I heard
"Dad can I have the keys to the car?"
Now the shoe is on the other foot.
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one
of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well,
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator
and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper
replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to
the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in
the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted
the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky
water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop,
he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the
creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper
stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the
blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the
gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed
in frustration..... SHIT! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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Three Evangelical priests go to Africa to do missionary work.
They are captured by an African tribe and accused of insulting
and offending the religion of the tribe.
The king of the tribe says,
"Even if you have committed a crime, you are priests. Therefore I
will offer you a choice in punishment. ooga booga or death?"
The first priest thinks, "I don't know what ooga booga is, but
anything is better than death." So he says,
"I choose ooga booga."
The King yells out, "OOGA BOOGA!"
Ten tribesmen rip off their loin cloths and screw the priest in
the ass one after another.
The second priest sees all this and thinks to himself, "This is
really bad, however, it's still better than the death". So he
chooses ooga booga.
The King yells out, "OOGA BOOGA".
Ten more tribesmen rip off their loin cloths and screw the second
priest in the ass one after another.
The third priest thinks to himself, "I will not let that happen
to me, I prefer death to such degradation."
He says to the King, "I choose death!"
"Very well," says the King, "DEATH!!!.... by OOGA BOOGA!!!"
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A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building
in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes
walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel
off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
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50 year Wedding Anniversary ... A good one!!!!
A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very
successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ....
'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital
with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father.. "The important thing is that we're all
Together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.
I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't
have time to shop for you."
"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary!
I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really
busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's
something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long
time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to
send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and
I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found
the time to get married."
The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
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Bob visited his doctor, seeking help for his terrible
addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with
his very compulsive patient, so recommended an
unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars,
unwrap it, and sti/ck it completely up your butt. Then
remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others,
in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The
aversion is obvious, you will not dare smoke any of
them, not knowing which is the treated cigar."
"Thanks doc, I will try it." And Bob did. But three weeks
later he came back and saw the doctor again.
"What? My recommendation didn't work? It was
supposed to be effective even in the most addictive
of cases, such as yours is!" answered the doctor.
"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to
transfer my addiction," replied the Bob.
"What is that supposed to mean?" demanded the doctor.
"Well, I do not smoke cigars anymore, but now I cannot
go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my
butt."
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A man walked up to a farmer's house and knocked on the
door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man
asked if she knew how to have sex.
Not amused, she slammed the door.
Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same
question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed,
"Get the hell away!"
Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he
would stay home the following day just in case.
Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The
husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door.
When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she
said, "Yes!"The man replied, "Great! Give some to your
husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep
the hell away from my wife!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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