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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

At the city's parades the Antique Tractor Association is always
present with their old tractors and engines. Most of them are
tractors that farmers were using every day when I was young.
Some like the International W-4, Farmall H and M, and the Ford 8N
are still everyday workhorses. When I was young my dad's tractors
were all on steel wheels. He used them in the woods and pulley
power for the buzz saw and only occasional plowing for a garden.
Steel Wheels are fine on dry hard ground but hit a wet spot and the
steel wedges on the wheels that give you traction will have you
buried to the frame in two spins.
The popular way to get out was to chain a fence post to the wheel
and let the tractor pull itself up on the post. If you weren't
careful the fence post would come around and knock you out to the
south forty like Babe Ruth.

The first rubber tired tractor we had was a Farmall F-20 made in the
mid 30's. It had 20 drawbar horsepower and would pull a double
bottom plow and it was a row crop tractor. This meant that the
front wheels were close together and if you hit a whole or a plow
furrow it would jerk the steering wheel violently out of your hands.
You always drove with your hands open on the wheel and ready to hit
the clutch. This let the wheel slip if you hit something and
prevented broken wrists or thumbs. The other danger of the wheels
turning suddenly was the chance of a rollover. We all lost friends
crushed under those type of tractors, all of who made the same
mistakes of driving to fast for where they were at. I never got a
chance to drive the F-20. We had just got a few cows and built a
barn and we were taking In loose hay using a mower, dump rake, and
loader all designed for horses that had a tractor hitch added.
These all required someone to operate them and as the oldest at 10 I
was designated to ride them and pull the levers and push the foot
pedals. It was boring and I was in a world of my own dreaming of
being a fighter pilot or such and I would dump the hay in random
spots instead of a straight line and my dad would be up on the
tractor swearing at me loud enough you could here him a half mile
away.

Later after everything was dry you came back with a hay loader
hooked behind the wagon and the drum and the fingers picked the hay
up about ten feet in the air and dropped it on the wagon.
I was up there with a pitchfork spreading the hay out over the wagon
and packing it down till the hay got up above the hay loader.
I paid attention when I was doing this because if you got too close
to the edge of the wagon you fell off with a big chunk of hay.

I'll tell you some more tomorrow..... buffalo

Contrary to popular belief I still am posting daily. It seems that
most
of the ISP's at one time or another have blocked me for reasons only

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day
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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground
in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the
edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a
"Save the Whales" hat, and a "To hell with Bush" T-Shirt, was
screaming while struggling frantically, and thrashing around trying
to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came
racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest.
The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious
Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three
loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed
of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat
in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them
to come over.

"I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I
heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own
eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who
was that guy?"

"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get
another one?"

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Random Chips
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"I once made love for an hour and five minutes. It was on the day
you push the clocks ahead."

After giving the hired man a dressing down for being late in
returning with supplies, the farmer demanded, "Okay, now let's hear
how it happened, Miller."

"Well, I picked up a minister along the road," explained the hired
hand, "and from there on the mules couldn't understand a word I
said."

Doug came home unexpectedly early from work only to find his wife
lying in bed naked with large hickies all over her neck and big red
bruises and red welts all over her breasts. She had obviously been
ravaged in sexual passion. Doug then noticed a burning cigar on the
nightstand next to the bed. He screamed at his wife, " What is
going on here, who did this to you?"

His wife calmly and innocently said, "No one Doug, Whenever I try to
smoke a cigar, I break out in a rash!"

A senior nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital.

"This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you.
The men on this floor are almost well."

I had parked my car in the supermarket parking lot and was walking
past an empty cart when I heard a female voice say, "Mister, are you
using that cart?"

"No," I answered. "I'm only after one thing."

As I walked toward the store, I heard her murmur, "Typical male."

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Crab Chips
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Little Johnny got the crabs from a girlfriend and wanted to know how
to get rid of them. There are three options.

1. Hold a mirror opposite of your genitals and the crabs will think
that there is another crotch to jump off onto.

2. Shave off half of your pubic hair, set the other half on fire
and stab the crabs with an ice pick when they run out of the first
half.

3. Go to a movie; buy a box of popcorn, a coke, and a pack of milk
duds. When the movie is really getting to a point of real
excitement be sure to drop some of the popcorn into your lap so the
crabs can eat some of the popcorn. The salt in the popcorn will
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some water.
While they are gone, you get up and move to another seat

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Short Chips
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The young man smiled mischievously. "No ma'am, I was just admiring
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* Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!

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Next day same thing little man orders a drink and proceeds to whip
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Next day the little man comes in orders a drink says "Who's the
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The bravest man in the world is the man who comes home drunk,
covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on
the backside and says, "You're next, fatty."

When I lived in an apartment complex, a good friend of mine lived
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I'd been through it, she asked me to go with her. Everything went
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One of the regular guys in our group, who'd had his eye on my
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about your friend this year, but I can't quite put my finger on it."
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Frannie went to the doctor, saying she had a problem with her
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Poetry Chips
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Snow White was desperate for a fuck
She went to the woods to try her luck.

She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
and went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds.
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarfs came marching in,
with a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,
and thought she was in heaven,
originally after one good shag,
But now she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,
"My fanny needs a lick!"
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick"

So down he went onto all fours,
and said "I ain't licking that",
"Not there, that is my arse-hole,
You DOPEY little brat!"

The next dwarf started blushing,
"Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
Unless you're a fucking queer"

So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho".
As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
and due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.

"Relax, you GRUMPY bastard",
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his fucking load.

The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarfs left she turned and said,
"You're next, I want your knob!"
But no sooner than he had entered her,
And he was sleeping on the job.

"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard"
She wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement,
that he filled her hairy quim.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,
and shagged her fanny raw,
a dazed Snow White them whimpered.
"That should be against the law."

He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick.
"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that fucking great big prick"

With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
My twat can't take no more!"

And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their cocks,
And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last dwarf DOC.

Now Snow White couldn't do much,
With all that cum inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.

So there's the truth about the dwarfs,
and how they got their names,
by satisfying Miss Snow White,
and joining in her games.

There's one more thing you need to know,
And that's - What happened to that cup,
Well think of what you're drinking,
when you next buy 7-Up

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Parting Chips
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old Grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
Advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring.

It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive
if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1834

Continued Adjustments - Caldwell

Diana: Where is Rudy?

Val: I haven't seen him.

Diana: Well he can't be far, there are only so many rooms.

Val: Found him. He is on Dad's bed.

Diana: Wow how did he make it there? Dad's bed has two mattresses
on it.

Val: I guess he thinks it is his job. He slept on Dad's bed in
Guthrie
so ....

Diana smiling: That's okay we will let him sleep.

Val: Then we can have supper?

Diana: Sure I have some pork chops cooking.

Rudy: A-rooo!

The Herd in Caldwell


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