THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
When you are in the light, everything follows you,
But when you enter the darkness, even your own
shadow doesn't follow you.
Adolf Hitler
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Good old Yahoo has been going thru its problems once again.
Yesterday, I had the issue posted at 3 am ...but it didn't
actually show up and post until about 11pm ...sheesh.
YAHOOGROUPS ATE MY JOKE PAGE!
The odd thing was that while some yahoogroups experienced
delays of similar nature, other groups were unaffected.
Apparently, I can only guess that somehow, they don't like
me:( go figger. Maybe I should stop posting the anti Obama
stuff, ya think? ya, dats probably it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS. give up on the anti Obama stuff?
you know me better than that. heheheh
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THE COMICS
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choices
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rednecks
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redneck political video
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
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unique animal photos
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A Chinese man goes to the doctor and says,
"Doc, you have to help me. Lately, I have
been feeling very Chinese. I like rice, and my
face looks Chinese, and I even think in
Mandarin! Can you help?"
The doctor says, "Well, hold on to my finger.
Now spin around seventeen times very fast."
The Chinese man does so and falls on the floor.
"Doctor," he says, "It didn't work. I still feel
Chinese."
"True," says the doctor, "But now you have
been disoriented!"
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Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks
(out at Area 51) were very surprised to see a Cessna
landing at their 'secret base'. They immediately
impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an
interrogation room.The pilot's story was that he took
off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the base just
as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force
started a full background check on the pilot and held
him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the
pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up
his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base"
briefing (complete with threats of spending the rest of
his life in prison), told him Vegas was that-a-way on
such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force,
the same Cessna showed up, again! Once again, the MPs
surrounded the plane. Only this time, there were two people
in the plane.The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do
anything you want to me. But, my wife is in the plane
and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
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Margaret went to her new gynecologist for her first exam.
The doctor got her in the stirrups and spread her legs.
Then the doctor said, "Oh My God!!! In my all of my career,
I have never seen such a huge vagina!! ...huge vagina!!"
She said, "Doctor, I know it and I'm very self-concious
about it. But you didn't have to repeat yourself."
The doctor replied, "I didn't. It was an echo!"
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Judi stood before the judge in divorce court.
Judge: "You have asked for a divorce decree from this court.
Madam, is that correct?"
Judi: "Yes, it is."
Judge: "And the grounds for your request is that your husband
is too careless about his appearance. Is that also correct?"
Judi: "That's right, Judge. He hasn't appeared at home
for five years now."
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Don was tasked with bringing the Christmas decorations up
from the basement, and start decorating the house and tree.
During one trek up the stairs, heavily laden with boxes,
he slipped and luckily only fell about two steps before
landing square on his behind.
His wife heard the noise, and yelled, "What was that thump?"
"I just fell down the stairs," he explained.
She rushed into the room, "Anything broken?!"
"No, no, I'm fine."
There was just a slight pause before his loving wife said,
"No, I meant my decorations. Are any of them broken?"
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John was in the egg business. He had several hundred
young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters
to fertilize them. He kept records, and any rooster not
performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and
attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different
tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was
performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were
busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it
without work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago
County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell
Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a politician
could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the
populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully next fall, the bells are not always audible.
BUFFALO BILL
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Hung
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Chess
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FUN PAGES
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Table Soccer Skills
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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