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18 attended GR tax hike proposal meeting
Another will be held Thursday
Updated: Wednesday, 14 Apr 2010, 11:53 PM EDT
Published : Wednesday, 14 Apr 2010, 11:53 PM EDT
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) - A budget gap and income
tax hike were the hot topics at Wednesday's town hall
meeting held at NorthPointe Christian.
Only 18 people attended. With the tax hike proposal on
the May ballot, the city wants citizen input on how to
solve its financial problems."I wish I had a quick fix.
I wish I had the silver bullet," said Rosalynn Bliss, of
the Grand Rapids City Commission. "But it's going to take
a real multi-pronged approach and it will include some cuts,
some changes, some consolidation."
We bitch and gripe on tax day when its time to pay the piper.
But WTF???? nobody even cares around here that they want to
raise our taxes.??? (in case you hadn't noticed,
there's a lot more than 18 people that live in this town)
They give us opportunity to voice our opinion.
but nobody attends and nobody really gives a shit.
On the other hand, thousands attended tea party rallies
all across the nation in the last three weeks. Apparently, its not cool
to protest taxes unless you are going rogue, have wire rimmed
glasses, and boobs.
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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remember
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close the drapes
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women
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Nitro boat vs whiney girlfriend
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German parking
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Japanese parking
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Arab parking
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funny pictures
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put
up a ten-foot fence.
However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again,
just roaming around the zoo.
The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty
feet. Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was
again roaming around the zoo.
This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty
feet high. Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked
the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless
somebody fixes the lock on the gate."
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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh....
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been any bigger than
a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse
started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet
and regain her composure. 'I am so sorry,' she said.
'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse
and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell
me, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
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It's a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a
butcher shop which has a sign in the window saying
"Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per pound" The man says,
"I'm having a cookout this weekend. I'd like 5 pounds
of yourground sirloin, please." The butcher shakes his
head and says, "Sorry. I'm all out." The man, disappointed
goes down the street to another butcher shop and asks,
"How much is your ground sirloin?" The proprietor replies,
"It's $3.29 per pound." "Three twenty nine!?!" exclaimed
the customer. "Just up the street he sells it for 29 cents!"
The butcher smiles calmly at the gentleman and asks,
"Does he have any?" "No. He's out of it right now."
"Well," says the butcher. "When I don't have any, I
can sell it for 19 cents per pound!"
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Bernie and Faye, a wealthy couple, are coming up to their 50th
wedding anniversary and Faye has been thinking for some months
about how they should celebrate. Then she comes to a decision.
"Bernie," she says, "I'm going to book us a wonderful 6 weeks
cruise. I know you don't like ships because you got sea sick last
time, but trust me, this one will be perfect for us. It's called
'Bubbeh of the Sea,' an intimate seven-star luxury liner with
everything kosher we could ever want to eat made available. Let's
give it a go."
Bernie certainly isn't pleased with Faye's decision, but who is
he to argue - he could never win. So he says, "OK dear."
On the day of the cruise, Bernie and Faye drive up to the dock
in their Bugatti Veyron 16.4. Captain Cohen is on the bridge as
they pass by and calls in the purser. "Find out who they are and
invite them to dine at my table tonight."
Later, the purser knocks on the door of the Royal State Room. When
Faye answers the door, the purser says, "Compliments of Captain
Cohen, madam. He would very much like you both to dine with him
this evening."
Bernie comes to the door and says, "Who is it Faye, is there
a problem?"
"This man says that Captain Cohen wants us to eat with him this
evening," replies Faye.
"I told you we shouldn't have come," says Bernie, "seven-star or
no seven-star, we have only been on this boat half-an-hour and
already we have to eat with the crew."
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Philip walked into the paint section of the hardware store and says to
the assistant, "I'd like a pint of canary-yellow paint."
"Certainly," says the clerk. "Mind if I ask why you need it?"
"My parakeet," says Preet. "See, I want to enter him in a canary
contest. He sings so sweetly that I know he's sure to win."
"Well, you can't do that!" the assistant says. "The chemicals in the
paint will almost certainly kill the poor thing!"
"No, they won't."
"Listen, man, I'll bet you ten bucks your parakeet dies if you try to
paint him."
"You're on!" Philip says.
Two days later Philip comes back looking very sheepish and puts ten
bucks on the counter in front of the clerk.
"So the paint killed your bird?"
"Indirectly," Philip sighs. "He seemed to handle the paint okay, but he
didn't survive the sanding between coats."
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Lion Seul
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BUFFALO BILL
Home Paternity Test
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Homemade Water Slide
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Homer Koehn
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Laughing Babies
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Lays Potato Chips
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LD Switch
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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