THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
When we blindly adopt a religion,
a political system,
a literary dogma, we become automatons.
We cease to grow.
~Anais Nin
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
There Is Always Another Choice
You don't have to buy from anyone.
You don't have to work at any particular job.
You don't have to participate in any given relationship.
You can choose.
You alone steer the course you choose in the direction
of where you want to be today,
tomorrow or in any distant time to come.
You hold the tiller.
You can decide to alter the course of your life at any time.
No one can ever take that away from you.
You can decide what you want and go after it.
It's always your next move.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Hydrogen Barackside
An international cartoon.
(even the rest of the world is
laughing at us)
THE COMICS
gofer hole
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wiggle
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what would you say
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I'll tell you why
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trouble
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the IRS
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stumped
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w026.html
designer
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Gulf Coast of Florida
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your goat
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topless
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silly stuff
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farts
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Hillary Clinton
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
underwater
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little red dress
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd019.html
the latest news in the world
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world cup team winner
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A man and his wife were having some problems at
home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first
to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it
where he knew she would find it. The next morning,
the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight.Furious, he was about
to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the
window on the plane when another man sat down in the
aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever in
the middle seat next to the man.The first man looked
very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was
allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he
was a DEA agent and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
"His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll
show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the
agent said, "Watch this. He told Sniffer to "search".
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally
sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on
the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy", and he
turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession
of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and
the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few
seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed
two paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That man
is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his
seat number for the police."
"I like it!" said his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer
walked up and d own the aisles for a little while, sat
down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent,
jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all
over the place. The first man was really grossed out by
this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a
well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked
the agent "What's going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb."
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One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the
rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming
over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a
nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is
in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he
gets here, OK?'The rancher leaves for the fields. After
a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and
knocks on the front door.Amy takes him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail,
she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde,
asks, 'Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU
know that this is the right cow to be bred?'
'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its
stall,' she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray
tell, is the nail for?'The blonde turns to walk away and
says sweetly over her shoulder, '
I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
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I just turned 60 and recently picked a new primary care
doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly
well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment,
I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine,
or indulge in chocolate or coffee?'
'Oh no,' I replied.'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much...my former doctor said that all
red meat is very unhealthy!''Do you spend a lot of time in
the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and asked...'Then, why do you even give a shit?
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Once there was an Indian chief who divorced his squaw, to
marry a younger woman. Some time after this occurred, he was
out on a hunting party with some of his braves. They came
upon a hippopotamus which had escaped from a travelling
circus show. The chief shot it, and took the hide home to
his new bride to use for a bedspread.
His two sons by his former marriage became all upset
and jealous at this because all their mother had for her
bedspread were a couple of very ordinary cowhides.
Day by day their jealousy grew, until finally they challenged
their new stepmother to a duel.
They stepped out to the edge of the reservation at sunrise,
and fought tooth and nail all day long.
At sunset nobody had budged an inch! So they had to declare
it an even draw.
What this serves to demonstrate is:
That the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of
the squaw of the other two hides!
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BUFFALO BILL
Aaaaahhhhh!
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Advise for the Dimocraps
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90907.htm
Airline Pilot of the year
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90908.htm
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Liquid Illusion
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000903.html
Little Britain - Meeting The Parents
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000904.html
Little Britain USA - Fat Fighters
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000905.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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