THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The greatest gift we can give one another is rapt
attention to one another's existance.
~Sue S. Ebaugh
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If at times you feel you want to cry,
And life seems such a trial;
Above the clouds there's a bright blue sky,
So make your tears a smile.
As you travel on life's way,
With its many ups and downs;
Remember its quite true to say,
One smile is worth a dozen frowns.
Among the world's expensive things,
A smile is very cheap;
And when you give a smile away,
You get one back to keep.
Happiness comes at times to all,
But sadness comes unbidden;
And sometimes a few tears must fall,
Among the laughter hidden.
So when friends have sadness on their face,
And troubles round them piled;
The world will seem a better place,
And all because you smiled!
Well postman fans,
the weather has been ucky and cold all week.
No motorcycle riding for me. To make matters
worse, the weather man is forecasting possible
SNOW flakes today:( Ahh but better days are a
comin. And there is a long summer ahead. The
good part is that after the hail from the other
week, the flowers of the war department survived
reasonably well. flowers are important.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the bondage store
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u040.html
lesbians
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u041.html
day care centers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u042.html
gold at the end of the rainbow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u043.html
bored
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u044.html
unions and onions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u045.html
match
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u046.html
signs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u047.html
cable
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u048.html
burdens
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u049.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Jeff Dunham
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9407.html
change
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9408.html
snorting coke
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9409.html
one handed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9410.html
koochie koo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9411.html
makin music
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9412.html
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THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD!!!
PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names
A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
The most highly paid job is now jury duty
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
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There was a student who was desirous of taking
admission for a study course. He was smart enough
to get through the written test, a GD and was to
appear for the personal interview. Later, as the
interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy
to be bright since he could answer all the questions
correctly. The interviewer got impatient and
decided to corner the boy. "Tell me your choice;"
said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall
either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real
difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."
The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is
ONE real difficult question." "Well, good luck to
you, you have made your own choice!" said the man
on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first,
Day or Night?" The boy was jolted first but he
waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."
"How???????" the interviewer was smiling
("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask
me a SECOND difficult question!"
Admission for the course was thus secured.
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A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at
his untouched beer. The bartender walked over with
a sigh, and asked "What's the problem, pal?"
"My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank
in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation!"
said the dejected gent. "Yeah, so?" replied the barkeep.
"Don't you get it?" the man cried out. "I've already
let a fortune slip through my fingers!"
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Have you heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security,
super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"?
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at
Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at
their "secret" base.They immediately impounded the
aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas,
got lost, and spotted the base just as he was about to
run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI
background check on the pilot and held him overnight
during the investigation.By the next day, they were
finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and
wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a
terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete
with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison,
told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a
heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force,
the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MPs
surrounded the plane -- only this time there were two
people in the plane.The same pilot jumped out and said,
"Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane
and you have to tell her where I was last night!
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Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?????
A. A cherry float.
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. We're closed. Beat it!
Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal.
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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Susan tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in
next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves
the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes
homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?"
Jack says, "Why? I hardly know the girl."
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FUN PAGES
Ghosts n Goblins Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41531&s=n
Why I'm Locked Up
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41659&s=n
Easy Meal in Africa
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38552&s=n
A Wealthy Wife
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6536&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL
Nandos Chips NAND
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhakjjk.htm
Naughty Song From The Bible Belt
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jjkaj.htm
Never Trust A Women
http://www.buffaloschips.com/lkjhkjbg.htm
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Kenwood Car Stereo Commercial
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000867.html
Ketchup Hand Job
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000868.html
Kevin Bloody Wilson - Not For The Kids
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000869.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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