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Man finds gold coins worth $20,000
Coins found during a home renovation
Updated: Friday, 23 Apr 2010, 11:25 AM EDT
Published : Friday, 23 Apr 2010, 11:25 AM EDT
ST. JOHN, Canada (CNN/CBC) - Ten gold coins worth
about $20,000. Wouldn't you love to find that in your house?
It happened to a Canadian homeowner doing renovations.
Darcy Carter says he and his wife plan to reinvest the
money back into their lucky house.
"We lifted that board up and the coins were in a little
sack... My wife is dreaming of her new countertop and I
think she very much deserves it so that's where the money's
going to go, into our new kitchen," said Carter.
Every so often you hear stories like this. My uncle once
was remodling the victorian style home he had just bought.
Knocked out a wall and found prohibition era antique
slot machines. Three antiques worth about 10 grand a piece.
you know what is really unfortunate? Any time
I lift a board in this old dump that me and
the war department bought? All we find is rat poop.
Oh well, Go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
that breast or mine?
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your mail
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swapping
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under arrest
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when you finisih
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you can't quit
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census bureau
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50 bucks
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computer skills
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
from the red green show
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tango
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Dodge
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budweiser
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intense
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While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco ,
a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear
firmly against the tree.Seeing this he inquired,
"Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."
So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his
ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a
pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry,
car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw
this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
"What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his
head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him
gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't
gonna be your day... cupcake!"
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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting
to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden
she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's just someone
having the holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries
on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there
are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my goodness,"
says the old lady, "now what's happening?" "Not to worry,"
says St. Peter, "they are just having their head
drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."
''You can't go there," says St. Peter, "you'll be raped and
sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've
already got the holes for that!"
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This morning I went to sign my dog up for welfare. At
first the welfare lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to
draw welfare". I explained to her that my dog is mixed in
color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no
frigging clue who his Daddy was. He expects me to feed him,
provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty
because he is a dog. So she looked in her policy book to see
what it takes to qualify. My dog gets his first check next Friday.
Damn, is this is a great country or what.
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Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret
wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets
a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than
Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs through the clouds coming to a room where
he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs
the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room
where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly
contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man
with a beard and repeats his question:
'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son....I am Almighty God. But you look
exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee..?'
'Yes! please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells
out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God;
Your government has failed you miserably
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BUFFALO BILL
American Beauty
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First Time
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See you in Hell
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Lord Of The Rings Parody
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000912.html
Loser Cyclist
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000913.html
Losing Head
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000914.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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