Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Once upon a time there was a little factory called Soo Plastics.
It had been started in a building that had previously built wiring
harnesses by some local businessman and made just one
thing, coat hangers in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.
The plant was hot and dirty and the machinery was all bought for
small change from auctions so it leaked and broke down frequently
but it was a job and it employed more than a hundred people
who stood there for eight hours and trimmed the hangers and
packaged them while they were still hot from the mold. It paid
not much more than minimum wage but there was plenty of
overtime available and they did have Blue Cross so with the
low cost of living they always had a full work force. The company
made money by the fistfuls because there is no such thing as scrap
when you make coat hangers, you grind up your mistakes and
melt them down and make new hangers. Soon every store had
their hangers and the employees were getting nice profit sharing
checks so they opened a second plant in Kansas City so they
wouldn't have to ship as far to the West Coast and they had a little
spare machine capacity so they started making automotive parts,
the plastic piece that goes around the fill tube to your gas tank
and
coolant recovery tanks and they bought a few state of the art
machines
and started making bigger parts like fender wells. There was real
big money in parts and soon more larger machines came in and
they attracted the attention of some larger companies and one called
Key Plastics made them an offer they couldn't refuse and the
owners sold out.
Under Key Plastics, the building doubled in size and all of the old
manual machines were replaced with computer operated ones.
The building was cleaner and cooler to work in and wages were
the highest in the Industrial Park. They improved their methods too.
People worked in teams and the Team had a part in hiring and
training its members. It wasn't just a job, people were proud to
work there Key Plastics was a global company however and
about ten years ago all of these companies transferred work to
plants in Mexico and overseas. Even though there was still jobs
the parking lot was never again full and overtime became a
thing of the past and it didn't help that their machines were tooled
to manufacture truck and SUV parts mostly and the bulk of
their business was to General Motors. After last years
reorganization
by GM the plant finally closed and the machinery was auctioned
off in February. Anybody want to buy a building with a large
available work force? Shame is everyone has the same story
to tell from coast to coast.
Enjoy the chips ..... buffalo
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Period Chips
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15. Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
14. Trolling for Vampires
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Poem for Pervs
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Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings
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When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
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Canes of rattan that deliver a sting
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When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
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Marine Chips
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A group of Marine Corp Officers is standing
around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel
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Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that
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that it is 60% fun and 40% work."
Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely
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20% work. The
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Cruise Chips
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Wanting to find out if both his wife and his
mistress were being faithful to him, Gary decided
to send them on the same cruise and question each
one later about the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about people
on the trip, casually inquiring about the
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the woman. "Oh, that woman slept with nearly
every man on the ship!" his wife reported.
Unhappy with this information, Gary planned a
rendezvous with his cheating mistress and decided
to question her about the trip before confronting
her with what he knew.
Once again, he carefully inquired about the woman
who was his wife after ascertaining that they had
met. "She was a real lady," his mistress said.
Gary's spirits picked up. "Why do you say that?" he asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
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Thimble Chips
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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting
close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When
she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear
child, why are you crying?'
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen
into the water and that she needed it to help her
husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up
a golden thimble set with pearls. 'Is this your thimble?'
the Lord asked
The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver
thimble ringed with sapphires. 'Is this your thimble?' the
Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather
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The seamstress replied, 'Yes.'
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave
her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went
home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her
husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into
the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked
her, 'Why are you crying?'
'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George
Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes!' cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George
Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I
said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able
to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said.
'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for
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others.
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Once took the Duchess to tea
She was tense as a person could be.
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal . .
And everyone thought it was me!
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There was a young man from Florida
Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her,
When they got into bed
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This ain't a puss - its a corridor!"
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There was a young lady of Dover
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To cry, when you came,
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Parting Chips
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FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a bass boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a
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Randy
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1580
Like An Arrow
"Wow Mom did you see that, it shot just like an arrow into the
telephone
pole" shouted a young man.
BJ looked above his head and saw the space suit: Diana look it is
Katie I think.
Diana: We need to get her out of the pole.
BJ: I will climb the pole...hang on.
BJ climbs up the pole and grabs the rocket pack and turns it off.
When he does, the Space Suit, occupant and all, fall to the
ground...
Thud!
Diana: Katie are you all right?
Diana: Opps, you are not Katie. It is Tami. Speak to me Tami.
Tami: Smergood, teapoff, nargall.
BJ has arrived: Tami, can you stand?
Tami: Dieter, Nimble Hambule.
Diana: She is speaking, gibberish, but speaking.
BJ: Lets get her to walk around a bit and see if she responds.
Tami: Omimish, keetle, jutlele.
BJ: I have some smelling salts in the car, let me get some.
Tami: Bumble dibble duff.
Diana: Can you tell me your name?
Tami: Yibble yabble yuff.
BJ: Here let me put this under her nose.
Tami: I think I am speak now....
Diana: Look they are announcing the winners.
First place float is the Space Shuttle.
First place entry is the Space Shuttle exhibit
First place item is the Space Suit flyer
BJ: You took first place Tami!
Tami: I will never wear that suit again.
Katie runs up: You have to put that suit on for photos!
The herd in Guthrie
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