THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am struggling a little as I mentioned it
in last issue. I have only intermittent service
to the Net right now. It works for a while,
then it doesn't, then it does, etc etc. So,
tonight seems to be one of its more lucid
moments and it allowed me to put together
something of an issue ... you can consider
this the issue for Sunday. Altho don't look
too close, some of the bells and
whistles is missing. But I was afraid if I
waited till Sunday official, my net service may die
completely by then. Maybe it would be a good
thing.:) Hopefully they are supposed to have
a tech out here Monday morning to figger things
out and hopefully it will all be better soon!
Crossing fingers!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
kinky sex
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live nude girls
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beer
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all about love
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we're all out
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penis pump
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new antenna
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Doug's house
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u067.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
angry kid
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what its like
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9420.html
fresh fish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9422.html
good ole boys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9423.html
In the early 1900s, a simple religious Russian Jew
decided that he could no longer stand the Czar's
persecution. He would leave Russia to join his son
who had settled in Houston, Texas, some twenty years
earlier. The son, who had totally assimilated and was a
successful oil man, was thrown into a panic. "Of course,
you are welcome, Pa," he cabled, "I will arrange a
visa, your tickets and fares. But you must realize
that I have a wonderful reputation here as an oil man.
When you arrive, you must adapt to American culture
or I will be destroyed.Upon arrival at the train
station, the old man, dressed in his long coat and
up-brimmed hat, was whisked to a haberdashery, where he
was fitted with the latest style fedora and a modern-cut
suit. But still, his father looked too Jewish.
"Pa it's not enough. I'll take you to the barber."
The first thing that came off was the beard. The son
looked on and said, "it's not enough Pa. The peyos,
[the sideburns, grown long and curled] they'll have to go."
The barber cut off the right peyos. While the son looked
on proudly, his pa was becoming a real American. Then the
second. And the old man began to weep.
The son, finally feeling a little sympathy for his father,
asked, "Why are you crying, Papa?"
The father, resigned to his fate, simply answered,
"I am crying because we lost the Alamo!"
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A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts
behind him, until he betrayed the wrong woman a
practicing witch. The morning after she had caught
ICE-Man with another girl, he awoke with an itchy bump
in the middle of his forehead. ICE-Man thought it was
a pimple, but it continued to grow to ridiculous
proportions throughout the day.
In a panic, ICE-Man sought the advice of a physician
who examined the man and ran tests on the strange tissue.
By now, the bump was three inches long, and starting to
take an oddly familiar shape.
"What is this thing growing out of my head Doctor?",
asked ICE-Man."We've run every test we know to confirm
the findings," he said gravely, "but they all tell us
the same thing. The bump in your forehead is developing
into a fully grown penis."
"I can't believe this! Isn't there anything you can do?"
pleaded a distraught ICE-Man.
"I'm afraid not. Removing it would kill you."
"I'll be a freak! No woman will come near me!" cried
ICE-Man "There's more," said the Doctor. "You're going
to experience vision problems."
"Will I go blind, Doc?" asked ICE-Man.
"No, you'll just have trouble seeing with testicles
hanging in front of your eyes."
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Jill, being the "only buy-on-sale shopper," beckoned to a
salesman in Bergdorf Goodman's, pointed to white wool
designer dress on a mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy,
so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there?"
"That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather snotty salesman.
"Oh! For $99.95, I could get the same dress at S. Klein's downtown!"
"But Madam," said the salesman, "You'll find that the dress
at Klein's is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool."
And Jill replied, "So! For $800, I should be caring
what the lambs do at night?"
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A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink
when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to
him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, watcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly,
as the little guy bursts into tears. "Come on, man," the
biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to
see a man crying.""This is the worst day of my life,"
says the little guy."I`m a complete failure. I was late
to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the
parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any
insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I
found my wife in bed with the
gardener and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar
to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
"I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching
the poison dissolve. Then a wise-ass like you shows up
and drinks the whole thing!"
BUFFALO BILL
Comedy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhuhj.htm
Condom Commercial
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ggfff.htm
Condom Tester
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gfddr.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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