THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
We never really grow up;
we only learn how to act in public.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
437 Actual miles!!!!
They ARE still out there somewhere! ! ! 1950 Chevrolet
Club Coupe 437 original, actual miles, only 3 owners.
Check out the dealer installed "oil filter" , the rusty
carb, and you can even see the spark plugs if they need changed.
Purchased new by Mr. And Mrs. Jessie Trueblood of
Modesto . Shortly after purchasing this car, Mr. Trueblood
took a day off to go fishing. While waiting for the "big one"
to bite he witnessed a woman fall out of her boat. Mr.
Trueblood jumped in to help only to fall victim of a fatal
heart attack. Mrs.. Trueblood returned the car home and
placed it in the garage for the next 12 years. The odometer
reading at that time (1962) was 413 miles.
Mrs. Trueblood lived next door to a used car lot owned by Mr.
William E. Wilson (now 81 years old). Mr. Wilson spoke with
her frequently and often told her he would like to buy the
car for himself to keep. In 1962 the time had come. Mrs.
Trueblood told Mr. Wilson she needed a car for her bookkeeper
who didn't really care for the ol' Chevy and would prefer a
Rambler. No problem. Mr. Wilson went down to the local Rambler
dealer and bought a brand new one for $1,650.00
($100.00 over cost) and made the swap.
He then took the car home and parked it with 433 actual miles.
And there it sat for the next 45 years, occasionally being
started and moved in and out of the garage. In 2007 Mr. Wilson
decided to sell the car and started spreading the word around
Modesto that the ol' Chevy with 433 miles on it was for sale.
Many had heard about the car, but hardly anyone had ever laid
eyes on it. In fact, according to Mr. Wilson he believes he
only showed the car to about 5 people in 45 years. Word spread
quickly about the car and soon a buyer arrived ready and
willing to pay the $60,000 asking price. When Mr. Wilson told
me the story of this car he complained heavily of the "capital
gains" tax he was required to pay and wished he had never sold
it. As of this writing, Mr. Wilson is still alive and well in
Modesto and can verify the miles and originality of this car.
Simply put, this is a true 100% factory original survivor
(that includes the air in the tires). This ol' Chevy now has 437
original miles and is most likely the world's lowest mileage 1950 Chevy.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
lets make a deal
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CRS
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he's back
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marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v023.html
the new face book
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v024.html
circle of life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v025.html
cans
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school
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v027.html
redneck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v028.html
back is killing me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v029.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
suicide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9434.html
big flip
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a public service announcement
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9436.html
bulldozer terrorist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies9437.html
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him
that she is staying home because she is not feeling
well. 'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a
weak voice. 'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.
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A truck driver is heading west across the Arizona desert.
He has been driving all night, and as the sun starts to
rise, he feels the need to stop and commune with nature.
He pulls to the side of the road, parks, and walks out
into the sagebrush. As he is standing there, looking
around at the beauty of the early morn,
he notices a lever sticking out of the ground.
After a few moments, he walks over, walks all the way
around, and then reaches out to grasp the lever.
Just as he does, he hears a voice say, "Don't touch
that lever."The driver jumps about two feet off the
ground, and as he comes down, he looks around.
No one is to be seen. Thinking it was just his
imagination, he again reaches for the lever.
Again the voice yells, "I said don't touch that lever!"
Being more prepared, the driver senses the location
of the voice and looks down under a sage brush.
There he sees a small snake.
The driver, in much astonishment, said, "Was that you
that just spoke?"The snake said, "Yes. I have to keep
people from touching that lever.
If the lever is moved, it will be the end of the world."
The driver, still rather astonished, said, "What is your
name? And will you talk on TV?" The snake said his name was
Nate and that he wasn't interested in going on TV;
anyway, he had to stay and watch the lever to see that
it wasn't moved.The driver said, "Look, I will get the
networks to send out camera crews. That way, you can
inform the entire world about the danger of the lever."
Nate thought that over and allowed as how there was a
great deal of sense to the idea. The driver, true to his
word, got the network camera crews out.They put on broadcasts
in which Nate warned the entire world of the dangers of
moving the lever. A few weeks later, another truck driver
was going through the area. He was following an oil tanker,
and the tanker sprang a leak. When the driver's truck
hit the slick, it went out of control,
and he found himself headed straight for the lever.
He remembered seeing Nate on the TV telling about the lever
and so he knew that if he hit it, he would cause the
world to end. He strove, with all his might to maneuver
the truck. Finally, at the last moment, he was able to swerve,
but he ran over Nate, the snake, and killed him flat. The
truck driver was heard to say "Well, better Nate than lever."
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Guts or balls. There is a medical distinction. We've all heard
about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next,
Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family
ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in
financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the
ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far
town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there,
if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after
me and haul it home."The brunette arrives at the stockyard,
inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man
tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the
telegraph office and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to
hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we
can haul it home."The telegraph operator explains that he'll be
glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.
She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you
to send her the word "comfortable."
The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that
you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive
out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just
the word "comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big.
She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull."
FUN PAGES
Fish Me Up Game
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The Funniest Cat Video Ever
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Anna Kournikova Calendar Shoot
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Jewel Match
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BUFFalo BILL
Hard at the Beach
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Harley Ad
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Harsh Laws
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SydesJokes Video Clips
Large Screen TV
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Lassie Vs Leopard
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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